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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

florida.txt

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super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.


Looks like that Chumlee guy from that pawn series.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zipperelli. posted:

http://cbs12.com/news/nation-world/man-jailed-for-having-sex-with-his-own-dog

Nope. Not... gonna... click... it...





...Goddamn it.

And of course this is what he looks like:




Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't 1

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Got 99 problems but a bitch ain't 1

I'd argue that a bitch was, in fact, one of his problems.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMMc0o_HpWo

apparently there's an entire youtube subculture of MRA dudes responding to harmless Buzzfeed videos

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

[and no one is sexually attracted to them (noun)]

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Tbf, those white feminists from the buzzfeed video were fairly unbearable.

Lol, he has a video called my beef with vegans and I read it at first as "my beef with vaginas"

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006


Uh, where can I buy these? Do you have to supply your own game boys? I can do that.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Creed Reunion Tour posted:

It's a crazy hosed up world when there's such a thing as a rape kit for dogs.

Only in that they seem to be used more often than rape kits for women.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Poe's law is strong with this one.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Bernie Sanders is my favorite anime character

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

what will be the next vaguely eastern fad to be appropriated by white college kids?

hopefully opium dens

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

quote:



I always wonder if these people would date a fat uggo who happens to be a genius.


I know the answer, but still.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

DicktheCat posted:

I always wonder if these people would date a fat uggo who happens to be a genius.

you could ask, but you're probably not as smart as you think you are

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Maybe I'm AUG but I thought this was funny in a good way.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

:nws: https://gfycat.com/GoodCompassionateDogwoodtwigborer :nws:

Booth babes for a vape trade show (I think)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Megabound posted:

:nws: https://gfycat.com/GoodCompassionateDogwoodtwigborer :nws:

Booth babes for a vape trade show (I think)

People used to say smoking hot about attractive people. Are we now supposed to say vaping hot instead? Sounds stupid to me.

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist

Megabound posted:

:nws: https://gfycat.com/GoodCompassionateDogwoodtwigborer :nws:

Booth babes for a vape trade show (I think)

Jesus, it looks like an n64 game in there.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Trig Discipline posted:

you could ask, but you're probably not as smart as you think you are

Even I have my standards, dude.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Orcs and Ostriches posted:

Jesus, it looks like an n64 game in there.

I saw another convention and there's always a perpetual fog. I can't imagine how it must smell inside.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

chitoryu12 posted:

I saw another convention and there's always a perpetual fog. I can't imagine how it must smell inside.

The same as a tropical scented deodorant that has begun to fail.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

purple death ray posted:

Bernie Sanders is my favorite anime character

Nice, I had missed that one.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Heath posted:

The same as a tropical scented deodorant that has begun to fail.

I'll never forget when some former friends made an unannounced pit stop at a vape shop for some limited edition maple bacon crap and hell if you didn't just nail the specific sort of foul that odor was. I stayed in the car while they were in there 15-20 minutes tops and they came out just reeking of all those supposedly harmless odors. Revolting.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Low Desert Punk posted:

what will be the next vaguely eastern fad to be appropriated by white college kids?

hopefully opium dens

idk whatever else young kids pick up in the wars we keep sending then on

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8Ss7QbsY3Q

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

chitoryu12 posted:

I saw another convention and there's always a perpetual fog. I can't imagine how it must smell inside.

quote:

m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous rear end in a top hat kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

That's a child molester

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

How unfortunate. Everything about it.

FinnDiesel
Feb 13, 2013


Zipperelli. posted:


And of course this is what he looks like:



So thats why Kevin Steen was so enthuastic about going to the zoo

The Great Burrito
Jan 21, 2008

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up!

I love the glasses that sprout when he gets "classy"

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

The Great Burrito posted:

I love the glasses that sprout when he gets "classy"

I'm the beauty filter he cranked up to 11.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I see so many people, including myself, do this - just leave entire words out of their sentences.

"...you're just too ignorant to see them."


It must be related to how people can gloss over a misspelling in a word as long as the first and last letters are correct; we sometimes gloss over missing words in sentences as long as most of them are there.

Or we're just all idiots.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Speak for yourself

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

purple death ray posted:

Bernie Sanders is my favorite anime character

Perhaps a penguin
Dec 12, 2009
I remembered seeing this interview pop up on the forums a long time ago.


"My friend “Wandalaput” is a French extreme BDSM player who revels in the dirtiest, most depraved sex you can imagine — scat, degradation, drinking semen from the used condoms of strangers, high levels of pain and abuse, and even the quest to become infected with AIDS to celebrate his “real whore” nature. In an interview that I’m sure will emotionally upset many people in many different ways, Wandalaput gives us a bit of insight into his drastic lifestyle."


:nms: http://archive.li/6s7YR :nms:

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there

The Great Burrito posted:

I love the glasses that sprout when he gets "classy"

He looks halfway normal in the third frame.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Perhaps a penguin posted:

I remembered seeing this interview pop up on the forums a long time ago.


"My friend “Wandalaput” is a French extreme BDSM player who revels in the dirtiest, most depraved sex you can imagine — scat, degradation, drinking semen from the used condoms of strangers, high levels of pain and abuse, and even the quest to become infected with AIDS to celebrate his “real whore” nature. In an interview that I’m sure will emotionally upset many people in many different ways, Wandalaput gives us a bit of insight into his drastic lifestyle."


:nms: http://archive.li/6s7YR :nms:

I couldn't finish the interview. I'm not revolted by the answers, it's the questions, asked almost in an approving way, that bothered me.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Non Serviam posted:

I couldn't finish the interview. I'm not revolted by the answers, it's the questions, asked almost in an approving way, that bothered me.

Its kinda hard for me to tell just by reading questions, but I don't think the interviewer really buys much of what that guy is saying.

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