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BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

Ruggan posted:

would you flip your poo poo at your beautiful wife serving you a pizza?

When my wife (Morgan Fairchild) serves me pizza on Chinese takeout night I throw that pizza on the floor and eat it off the floor like a animal

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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


BattleSausage posted:

When my wife (Morgan Fairchild) serves me pizza on Chinese takeout night I throw that pizza on the floor and eat it off the floor like a animal

You piece of poo poo!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

http://i.imgur.com/PHW1W5v.mp4

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
look a fat guy being lame

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Zzulu posted:

look a fat guy being lame

turn on your monitor haha

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


RideTheSpiral posted:

turn on your monitor haha

Holy poo poo that's such a new burn.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

TontoCorazon posted:

Holy poo poo that's such a new burn.

:regd07:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

The Trailer Park Boys' prequel is looking mighty deecent


:regd16:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

staberind fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Jan 13, 2017

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ruggan posted:

would you flip your poo poo at your beautiful wife serving you a pizza?

Maybe she's emotionally abusive and doesn't appreciate him taking care of the kids and the house.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
He had ALREADY ordered Chinese takeout for the kids jfc Sharon the children hate pizza!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ruggan posted:

would you flip your poo poo at your beautiful wife serving you a pizza?

And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Stoatbringer posted:

And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

Lol

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Stoatbringer posted:

And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

Same as it ever was.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



And you may ask yourself
Did I throw a fit over pizza?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mobby_6kl posted:

Maybe she's emotionally abusive and doesn't appreciate him taking care of the kids and the house.

maybe it's a double cheese pizza and he's lactose intolerant

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
maybe she whispered in his ear one night when she thought he was sleeping 'i hid cyanide and ham and pineapple in your pizza, good night'

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

maybe she whispered in his ear one night when she thought he was sleeping 'i hid cyanide and ham and pineapple in your pizza, good night'

Seems like a rookie mistake

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

I'm the table in this gif

Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!

A misanthrope posted:

if you get it i love you



I know this is from a few pages back, but I told my friends when Trump won that we were on our way to a 'Dead Zone' ending. Only one of them had any idea what I was referring to.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
This thread.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

It's like someone turned off the gravity after the first guy fell.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Thats my year, and thats why I think its just peachy

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

:regd05:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

We really did get the best one.

Why'd they stop making these? Were goons indecisive babies?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


What did it hit? A jersey barrier? Goku? A loaded cement truck?

Looks like the fire extinguisher inertia-ed that lady's skull back into its eight original pieces.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Rolo posted:

We really did get the best one.

Why'd they stop making these? Were goons indecisive babies?

There was an era of ultra strict moderation where judging people on their reg date was verboten.

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

The lady in gray in the back was launched so hard that she got cloned.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

Tomato Burger posted:

The lady in gray in the back was launched so hard that she got cloned.

haha that's her soul leaving her body like in ghost

except they both got rekt

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

There was an era of ultra strict moderation where judging people on their reg date was verboten.

Ah... The good ol' days.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVUuI3Vc22s

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

There was an era of ultra strict moderation where judging people on their reg date was verboten.

Also people mostly stopped registering

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

500 bad things posted:

lol if you think cats only live a year

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

drat, watch the dude in the top right corner, he does a full forward flip over the seat

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


How do you think that redhead felt the next day? Better or worse than the others?

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


got any sevens posted:

drat, watch the dude in the top right corner, he does a full forward flip over the seat

I think his hat reaches the front of the bus.

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