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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Synthbuttrange posted:

Ronan's gonna make her his space queen.

I'm still rooting for MJ solving the Ronan issue with hostess fruit pies

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Okay, we get it, you finally saw the movie. Tone it down, guys.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
What gets me is didn't GOTG come out like a year and change before Ant Man?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

MJ's hair blended so well I thought Spider-Man's back was yelling "So am I!"

Just ant man hitching a ride.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

bunnyofdoom posted:

What gets me is didn't GOTG come out like a year and change before Ant Man?

There's another one coming out this year. Based on the pace of this story we'll probably be nearing the halfway point by the time it comes out.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i didn't get round to reading this thread for a long time despite the gold rating because i was like "it's just a dumb newspaper comic how good can it possibly be", but i was so, so wrong :allears:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Come for the ambiance, stay for the hot PETER X ROCKET erotic fan fiction

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


bunnyofdoom posted:

What gets me is didn't GOTG come out like a year and change before Ant Man?

The timing of newspaper Spider-Man cross promotion never makes sense.

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
After this arc, they'll start up the 2015 Fantastic Four tie in, featuring Lieber's rendition of pantsless Thing, and a bold new Human Torch that will give the colorists a series of strokes!

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Tiggum posted:

The timing of newspaper Spider-Man cross promotion never makes sense.

It makes perfect sense- Guardians of the Galaxy is strong in the public consciousness, just in time to launch the newspaper strip arc. Great advance planning on Marvel's part to set up this whole movie tie-in.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Cakefarts Carol posted:

I'm still rooting for MJ solving the Ronan issue with hostess fruit pies

If this happens, I'll never wish for anything ever again.

I can still see those drat ads in my head. What's even better about them, is the villain always gets distracted by the delicious hostess fruit pies, but then the last panel shows them ready to be carted away all tied up. But not before the cops and the hero (and the kids who helped by stealing and using the fruit pies as a ballistic weapon) eating the drat pies in front of the bad guy who gets none.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

What ads are these?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



ColdPie posted:

What ads are these?

http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2009/11/the_10_dumbest_comic_book_hostess_ads.php

Do a GIS for Hostess comic ads. There's a ton of them out there.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jan 14, 2017

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

ColdPie posted:

What ads are these?

I feel so old

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

God, I thought that was an edit until I noticed the middle panel is new.

This comic :allears:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

It's like this comic was made for this thread instead of the other way around!

FAT BATMAN
Dec 12, 2009

I really want MJ to take command of the Sentry while Rocket and Spidey keep Ronan busy. Then she uses it to kick all three of their asses and we get an arc even greater than Iron JJJ as she goes mad with power.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
I think the comic strip itself is learning from this thread like some twisted AI....

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Or whomever is ghost writing NSM is chuckling to himself over how easy it is to get ideas from a comic book internet forum.

Hey! Let's have Wolverine, the Hulk, and Ghost Rider guest star so we can have the What If Fantastic Four beating down on Ronan and the IGS. They all exist alive and well in the Newspaperverse, right?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ikasuhito posted:

It's like this comic was made for this thread instead of the other way around!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Binary Badger posted:

They all exist alive and well in the Newspaperverse, right?

Even if they don't now, they easily can. It's not like Stan/Larry/Whoever cares about continuity at all. J Jonah Jameson was dating a woman named Maria Lopez a while back, then Spidey had a dream and when he woke up she'd vanished and no one ever mentioned her again.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

That MJ panel is straight nightmare fuel

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Cakefarts Carol posted:

That MJ panel is straight nightmare fuel

It did seem to have been a bridge slightly too far for the artist.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
The gift that keeps on giving :allears:

Danger-Pumpkin
Apr 27, 2008

That's the way the bee bumbles.
Seriously wishing for a Newspaper Mary Jane spinoff. She has all the best panels!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Doc Hawkins posted:

It did seem to have been a bridge slightly too far for the artist.

She looks like a FAS baby all grown up with makeup and wig.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Clearly someone at NSM editorial is lurking this thread if that middle panel is to be believed.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.


Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I dunno, don't newspapers have a 2 week lead time? They'd have to be pretty much on the ball to be trolling us.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Binary Badger posted:

I dunno, don't newspapers have a 2 week lead time? They'd have to be pretty much on the ball to be trolling us.

I think two weeks would be pretty much the absolute minimum for comics. Some of them are done months in advance. There have been comics where the creator has died and it's just kept going for ages afterwards because they were so far ahead.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




RIP Morrie Turner :(

Died in January 2014, last Wee Pals went to print in July 2015.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


RandomFerret posted:

RIP Morrie Turner :(

Died in January 2014, last Wee Pals went to print in July 2015.

Kudos to him for having one hell of a buffer though.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Cakefarts Carol posted:

Come for the ambiance, stay for the hot PETER X ROCKET erotic fan fiction

I'd ask to make this the new thread title, but tomorrow's strip will probably somehow top it.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

flosofl posted:

http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2009/11/the_10_dumbest_comic_book_hostess_ads.php

Do a GIS for Hostess comic ads. There's a ton of them out there.

Has there ever been like, a coffee table book or something that collected these? So many of them are absolutely absurd.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Getting the rights all sorted out to print that book must be a nightmare.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Seanbaby has a couple more insane ones here

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Oh cool, Weekend Rocket flew in a Saiyan ball ship.

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Endless Mike posted:

Oh cool, Weekend Rocket flew in a Saiyan ball ship.

Looks better than that yellow tube he flew on the weekdays.

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