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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dude why you posting realdolls

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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
bimbo babe

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

Professor Bling posted:

Dude why you posting realdolls

Because im to hosed up for more than five seconds on a google search for boobs.

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Smdftb

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol:

I forgot that was a thing.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

But seriously balloon girl last page looks like she puts on makeup with a wet mop

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Isn't she the wackjob that has had dozens of surgeries to get Barbie's shape?

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehfVKNEFESQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_hdQXQfsNg

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jan 14, 2017

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Melthir posted:

Drunk at a weird nola pool hall. Crack pipe on the bar. Could be an interesting night.

Which weird pool hall? Shamrocks? Luckys? Those aren't weird but I didn't really frequent full on pool halls back home

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://twitter.com/stevezaragoza/status/819651085547630592

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I really do not get the point of a bidet at all, yes I know how they work

Like lemme just splash this poo juice all over, have it run down my leg, and walk around in it

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:can:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

poo poo you're right here we go

davey4283
Aug 14, 2006
Fallen Rib
God drat I just wanna pop in here real quick and talk about how wonderful the feeling is of being a civilian and being very stoned.

It's just loving awesome.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I really do not get the point of a bidet at all, yes I know how they work

Like lemme just splash this poo juice all over, have it run down my leg, and walk around in it

I just finished up some contract work in uae and they have those nasty rear end shitter hose/sprays everywhere.

It was the worst.

davey4283 fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Jan 14, 2017

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Three shell supremacy in 2017

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Three shell supremacy in 2017

gently caress that stupid goddamn motherfucking bullshit

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Three shell supremacy in 2017

Mad Dragon posted:

gently caress that stupid goddamn motherfucking bullshit

Wait, is this a poop thing, a gay thing, or a Mario Kart thing?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Wait, is this a poop thing, a gay thing, or a Mario Kart thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco

Movie is a must watch really

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That thread was fun.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
There are birds chirping outside my window.

What the gently caress are you doing here? Fly south, you retards. Haven't you noticed how cold it is?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I really do not get the point of a bidet at all, yes I know how they work

Like lemme just splash this poo juice all over, have it run down my leg, and walk around in it

Then you have never experienced the joy or wonder of a Japanese or Korean bidet.

Heated seats, massage settings, water temperature and intensity control, spray pattern...the control panel for that poo poo sprayer was like the helm of the Enterprise.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

MA-Horus posted:

Then you have never experienced the joy or wonder of a Japanese or Korean bidet.

Heated seats, massage settings, water temperature and intensity control, spray pattern...the control panel for that poo poo sprayer was like the helm of the Enterprise.

Yeah. We're not talking Arab shithoses here, but if we got Japanese toilets here in the US... oh man that would rule.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

for gently caress's sake I ran into one that bluetooth speakers built in so you could get some tunes going while taking a nice, relaxing poo poo.

Or some death metal for those angry poops.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Speaking of pieces of poo poo...

https://twitter.com/incandesceinto/status/820173327671009281

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

lol

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Hahaha

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/wlVJL4L.gifv

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


1,488 calories per slice.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Should've been an orange frosted cake imo

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/the-actual-keurig-for-beer-is-coming/ar-BBy7FjB?li=AAggNb9

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

I'll just huff the packets.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Uhhh you can't freeze-dry alcohol, so that poo poo just ain't gonna work. Besides it's gonna taste worse than the worst cheap hooch you've ever had.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
There's already an instant beer system. It's called beer.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Slim Pickens posted:

There's already an instant beer system. It's called beer.

:agreed:

Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



Maybe some sort of cocktail thing that mixes pre-measured liquor and mixers or something? Pretty much everything I can think of sounds loving dumb so who knows

But also the normal Keurig thing is pretty dumb too

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

That Keurig coffee tastes like warm water to me, I can't imagine how aggressively bland the alcoholic counterpart must be.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nuclear Tourist posted:

That Keurig coffee tastes like warm water to me, I can't imagine how aggressively bland the alcoholic counterpart must be.

Well they are working with AB-InBev...

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