itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

btw i wonder if you could train a neural network on those guitar hero/rockstar/etc audio tracks

like use the [mixed track] => [original separate tracks] as ground truth so as to teach it how to separated any given track. probably too complex w current processing power & algorithms. would be pretty cool tho

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:07

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:54

Captain Billy Pissboy: Oct 25, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo; College Slice

Powaqoatse posted:

Jedi Mind Tricks + Sufjan Stevens, please

a quick and dirty attempt

code:

bred flesh predators wings 
of the sudanese 
i spit most acurate flex 
writin back a bit 

range on the snow 
is it from the baby jesus glow 
if you see a wasp with her wings outstretched 
in the dark blind faith god's grace 
 
maybe i was so in love with palisades 
with rocks and pocketknives 
when it comes to homicide 
i'm not such older than i was 
 
right like when i was right 
i get iron deficiency 
and i did what i believe 
you drown in ocean

[jus allah]
oh i am speaking 
i'll take it easy 

ok calm it down 
calm it down
calm it down 
you need to calm it down 

calm it down 
you need to calm it down 
take it easy 
you need to calm it down 

i didn't even try 
mine is the pain 
you need to calm it down 
c-c-c-c-c-c-

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:12

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

[just allah]

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:15

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

train it on a bunch of might mighty bosstones lyrics and the koran, use them as lyrics for a west coast muslim ska octet called The Calif Eight

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:15

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Getright downlo posted:

one more

code:

we were this high so
i can stay sitting around while you're hurting babe 
so take advantage of the wizards 
black knights of hell's domain reborn to reign this night

lol

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:20

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Moist von Lipwig posted:

[just allah]

jus allah is one of the rappers :rolleye:

Getright downlo posted:

a quick and dirty attempt

dang not as funny as i hoped

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:26

Captain Billy Pissboy: Oct 25, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo; College Slice

Trig Discipline posted:

train it on a bunch of might mighty bosstones lyrics and the koran, use them as lyrics for a west coast muslim ska octet called The Calif Eight

def needs more bosstones lyrics to balance it out

code:

behold verily those who dispute about our signs 
he takes during their sleep 
but that they slew the messengers before him 
it is ye who believe from the path of allah 

and the duty placed on him and an uzi sub machine gun 
everybody's trying to settle down johnny 
then you came along and i am free of all that ye deny 
he is sure to exact retribution we aforetime

code:

'taste ye the enduring punishment 
ye get a little enjoyment in this world 
and in the ark they said shall i lament over a people unjust 

[refrain] 
to speak in plea see they not look at the door issachar 
it's almost always good to see him issachar 
he's one drat fine human being issachar 
jack flanagen sounds played

code:

he took his daily crack 
his eyes rolled up for sacrifice 
then eat you thereof 
then fight and allah has full knowledge

Captain Billy Pissboy fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Jan 17, 2017

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:47

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Getright downlo posted:

def needs more bosstones lyrics to balance it out

for 80s/90s 3rd wave ska, maybe plug in a bunch of reel big fish & such?

# ? Jan 16, 2017 23:54

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Getright downlo posted:

def needs more bosstones lyrics to balance it out

code:

behold verily those who dispute about our signs 
he takes during their sleep 
but that they slew the messengers before him 
it is ye who believe from the path of allah 

and the duty placed on him and an uzi sub machine gun 
everybody's trying to settle down johnny 
then you came along and i am free of all that ye deny 
he is sure to exact retribution we aforetime

code:

'taste ye the enduring punishment 
ye get a little enjoyment in this world 
and in the ark they said shall i lament over a people unjust 

[refrain] 
to speak in plea see they not look at the door issachar 
it's almost always good to see him issachar 
he's one drat fine human being issachar 
jack flanagen sounds played

code:

he took his daily crack 
his eyes rolled up for sacrifice 
then eat you thereof 
then fight and allah has full knowledge

probably but still lol

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:01

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

maybe throw some sublime, sugar ray, and smashmouth in there too

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:01

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Powaqoatse posted:

jus allah is one of the rappers

i suspected that but I was hoping the bot made it up

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:05

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Trig Discipline posted:

maybe throw some sublime, sugar ray, and smashmouth in there too

gently caress yea them too

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:07

Captain Billy Pissboy: Oct 25, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo; College Slice

code:

for their wrongdoing men's habitations
no other than allah that was good 
with a smith & wesson enough djs come 
and allah has revealed they will motherfuck me

[awesome electronica track] 

shhhhh they do remember satan made their 
sinful acts seem alluring to them 
that man said "o my people do you spend in charity for men" 
the revelation to them a furious wind

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:12

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

haha holy poo poo "and allah has revealed they will motherfuck me" is a fantastic line

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:13

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Powaqoatse posted:

haha holy poo poo "and allah has revealed they will motherfuck me" is a fantastic line

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:15

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

getting some templeos oracle vibes from this now

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:16

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I don't recall that particular hadith

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:16

Captain Billy Pissboy: Oct 25, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo; College Slice

"The Holy Quran" posted:

Those who deny the hour of judgment
Need a nice place to visit
Queensbury number eight hell hotel punk rock way

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:23

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Getright downlo posted:

my kinda place

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:29

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Moist von Lipwig posted:

i suspected that but I was hoping the bot made it up

i assumed it was some sort of halal gravy

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:42

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

i'm thinking of an ee cummings + trump bot.

but maybe that's not the best mashup. hmmm

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:50

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Trig Discipline posted:

i assumed it was some sort of halal gravy

lol

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:52

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Trig Discipline posted:

i assumed it was some sort of halal gravy

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:55

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Trig Discipline posted:

i assumed it was some sort of halal gravy

# ? Jan 17, 2017 00:56

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Getright downlo posted:

code:

for their wrongdoing men's habitations
no other than allah that was good 
with a smith & wesson enough djs come 
and allah has revealed they will motherfuck me

# ? Jan 17, 2017 01:17

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Synthbuttrange posted:

I don't recall that particular hadith

also deserves a quote

# ? Jan 17, 2017 01:21

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Trig Discipline posted:

maybe throw some sublime, sugar ray, and smashmouth in there too

make a site that lets you put in song lyrics to combine with all star and make a million dollars

# ? Jan 17, 2017 02:10

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Improbable Lobster posted:

make a site that lets you put in song lyrics to combine with all star and make a million dollars

somebody once told me my wallet's full of blood
i aint the deadest flag on the pole

# ? Jan 17, 2017 02:19

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
ripping apart
severing flesh
gouging eyes
tearing limb from limb

# ? Jan 17, 2017 02:28

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

hey there
you're a porn star
take your clothes off
get laid
hey now
do your cum shot
all that you got
get paid

# ? Jan 17, 2017 03:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Trig Discipline posted:

hey there
you're a porn star
take your clothes off
get laid
hey now
do your cum shot
all that you got
get paid

huh.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 03:26

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Somebody once asked could I blast them in the rear end?
I need to get myself some new amerature tapes
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little money myself
And we could all gently caress on film for change

# ? Jan 17, 2017 03:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

all that piss is for trump
only poopin starts to get old

# ? Jan 17, 2017 03:34

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

hey hey
my my
that cumshot's
dribbling down your thigh

# ? Jan 17, 2017 05:38

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Powaqoatse posted:

yeah? probably the only sufjan ive listened to

not his album Illinois, the Tor rap remixtape

# ? Jan 17, 2017 21:51

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

try motorhead and the bible

# ? Jan 18, 2017 00:47

my girlfriend is Legos: Apr 24, 2013

if you like to gamble, i tell you, i am the alpha and the omega
you win some, lose some, the just shall live by faith

# ? Jan 18, 2017 04:05

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

I think https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/ was linked earlier in the thread.

Probably the only place on reddit where you'll find good posts.

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# ? Jan 18, 2017 10:42

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

I did a Clancybot, it learned a suprising amount considering I didn't mess with the training parameters much.

NORTH ATLANTIC
The helicopter mast traitor limited for changes and knew what a thousand yards from each convoy from his grain box, plus own uniformed Russian closs before were badly driven against them. It was excused to good so recest that continued, the sonar pocket deployed with HMS Ufficers. Bitter held over the bow easy on the two trains throughout the F-15s. He was reduced for hand several months, and even this little switch was for six degrees to position and watched his tank way launching distances. He hadn't known en eye that the pople chears would remain in air outtach. The bridges could miss. They were already lost.

I've got it doing Snowcrash now.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 12:59

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:54

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

"She can't get make," he been spiv

Well, who does.

# ? Jan 18, 2017 13:48

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