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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Railing Kill posted:

Watches porn, can't cook, and has boobs? Could be any number of goons, male or female.

There is anatomical difference between a boob and a moob

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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

tacodaemon posted:

She's making the rotis while everybody else sits on their rear end doing nothing, she can make 'em whatever shape she likes

Perfect triangle, square, and hexagon rotis consequently.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Guy Goodbody posted:

There is anatomical difference between a boob and a moob

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I haven't seen a 'Bad Girls' poster but similar types of 'instructional' posters turn up on eBay occasionally:


They both remind me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kmh4BbJPz8

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Guy Goodbody posted:

There is anatomical difference between a boob and a moob

Only if you are comparing an ideal boob to a moob. Most moob-havers are obese, and their moobs are pretty close to the boobs of obese boob-havers. They are pretty similar. Dudes can get breast cancer. Some dudes even lactate.


e: Oops forgot this was the funny picture thread. Here you go:



Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 22:35 on Jan 16, 2017

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


tacodaemon posted:

She's making the rotis while everybody else sits on their rear end doing nothing, she can make 'em whatever shape she likes

Also, rotis are loving delicious no matter what shape they're in
Sign me up for a stack of square rotis

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Facebook Aunt posted:

Only if you are comparing an ideal boob to a moob. Most moob-havers are obese, and their moobs are pretty close to the boobs of obese boob-havers. They are pretty similar. Dudes can get breast cancer. Some dudes even lactate.


e: Oops forgot this was the funny picture thread. Here you go:



Of course I was talking about the ideal boob.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
So calm...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I heard the new one is sort of open world.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Which kind of defeats the point, imo

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Before:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:staredog:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Why is this man barbecuing sausage in a fancy tiled sewer?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Which goon was this? This was separate from grover wasn't it?

Anonymous Zebra
Oct 21, 2005
Blending in like it ain't no thang

This is pretty funny, but part of my brain keeps reminding me that he is in flood water and it's likely full of the worst kinds of human excrement and other poo poo.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


John Cleese as a stick figure

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

MacheteZombie posted:

Which goon was this?

It's a goon? But there's a girl in the pool.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Not sure about this new art direction for QWOP 2.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Originally read "banal fantasy."

Oh wow, a cat eating cat food, what a delight.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RyokoTK posted:

Originally read "banal fantasy."

Oh wow, a cat eating cat food, what a delight.

Cat isn't too impressed either, regardless of what it actually says.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
This is rather more worrying than the photo of the basement swimming pool:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Wheat Loaf posted:

This is rather more worrying than the photo of the basement swimming pool:



Holy gently caress.

:stare:

Infyrno
Jul 24, 2003

The Duke

Wheat Loaf posted:

This is rather more worrying than the photo of the basement swimming pool:



Only 1 thing is plugged in meaning there's no reason to have the multi plug at the end, if more distance is needed. For this reason I think that's maybe a staged photo.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
It's the pixels, he can tell because of the pixels.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Infyrno posted:

Only 1 thing is plugged in meaning there's no reason to have the multi plug at the end, if more distance is needed. For this reason I think that's maybe a staged photo.

The strip might be the only other extension they have.

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf
The strip sticks nicely in the sandals which allows it to float and keeps the whole thing from killing them (so far)

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




it's as fake as it was last year, and the year before, and the year before that, etc

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I believe in dumb people but I think even dumb people know that electricity + water = bad so yeah that photo has to be staged

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Zzulu posted:

I believe in dumb people but I think even dumb people know that electricity + water = bad so yeah that photo has to be staged

Even dumb people can see there's no reason at all to have that setup. Now, if that pool was inside the house, and there was no room for a table otherwise, then I could believe it.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

It's not actually that dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcrY59nGxBg

Still dumb but you're pretty unlikely to kill yourself by doing that.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQmD0mKQhgM

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

A Japanese fisherman just kicked down my door and hurled a harpoon through my monitor.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I think that's what happens when your mom wants to get you weighed more accurately, so the doctor has to have you and your sister get in a pool one at a time, and you don't take a shower, and your sister isn't allowed to put her hair in a ponytail

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I apologize for nothing.

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