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I'm fond of Peter's two differently sized eyes in the third panel myself.
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techknight posted:God that panel is amazing OMG
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techknight posted:God that panel is amazing Bell's Palsy Man
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Jan 17, 2017 03:55
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 You still have a talking raccoon with you.
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Jan 17, 2017 06:18
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I don't know what I want more, them having to explain Rocket to whoever's at the front desk or the last room having just been rented.... to Ronan!
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Jan 17, 2017 06:21
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"My name is Peter Parker, this is my beautiful celebrity wife Mary Jane, and this is.... uhhh... our pet racoon." "I'm not a racoon whatever that is! And I thought your name was Spider-Man!?!" ArmyOfMidgets posted:or the last room having just been rented.... to Ronan! That would be further proof of a king and loving God, it's true. The initial proof, of course, being the existence of Newspaper Spider-Man.
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Jan 17, 2017 06:27
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Synthbuttrange posted:
no see everyone knows spider-man, but rocket could pass as just an every day midget in a fursuit
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Jan 17, 2017 06:34
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This is even better than Spider-Man being pulled over.
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Jan 17, 2017 07:18
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Peter looks so goddamn haunted in that last panel
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Jan 17, 2017 08:02
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chinese barbecue porp posted:This is even better than Spider-Man being pulled over. No, I politely disagree because that would have been choice for edits
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Jan 17, 2017 08:04
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Oh my God I was going to make a joke about the next strip being hero naptime and look what we have here. 
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Jan 17, 2017 08:15
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I love that MJ and Rocket seem to be getting along and having a good time, while Peter just looks like he doesn't want to be there.
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Jan 17, 2017 08:44
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I really hope that Rocket ends up calling one of the beds and Peter has to sleep on the floor instead.
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Jan 17, 2017 08:53
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DemonTrigger posted:I really hope that Rocket ends up calling one of the beds and Peter has to sleep on the floor instead. why wouldn't he and mj be in the same bed
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Jan 17, 2017 08:56
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Yeah why wouldnt Rocket and MJ share the same bed?
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Jan 17, 2017 08:57
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DemonTrigger posted:Peter has to sleep on the floor instead. Oh God please 
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Cakefarts Carol posted:No, I politely disagree because that would have been choice for edits Newspaper Peter Parker, Mary "stoneface" Jane and a buzzsaw mouth space raccoon are registering for a motel room. If that isn't goldmine for future edits I'll eat a brick.
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Jan 17, 2017 11:36
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chinese barbecue porp posted:Newspaper Peter Parker, Mary "stoneface" Jane and a buzzsaw mouth space raccoon are registering for a motel room. If that isn't goldmine for future edits I'll eat a brick. We'll have to wait and see I suppose
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Jan 17, 2017 13:15
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DemonTrigger posted:I really hope that Rocket ends up calling one of the beds and Peter has to sleep on the floor instead. At this rate, Peter will be forced to sleep in the car.
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Jan 17, 2017 15:19
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Newspaper Spider-Man sells the idea that Peter Parker's life is a massive shithole better than any single regular comic ever has. This is a beat-down, sad man we follow along with, and any victory Peter gets just honestly never seemed worth the hassle in the first place. Bless this strip.
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Jan 17, 2017 15:55
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So, looking through the archives... I think it's probably good for Peter that MJ has been upset lately, because she's terrifying when she's in a good mood: 
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"Let's go take a nap. I doubt Ronan will blow up any more diners or find the sentry in the meantime!" I hope they have to pay a pet deposit for Rocket.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:I don't know what I want more, them having to explain Rocket to whoever's at the front desk or the last room having just been rented.... to Ronan! DemonTrigger posted:I really hope that Rocket ends up calling one of the beds and Peter has to sleep on the floor instead. I'm not sure which of these I want to see more.
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theflyingorc posted:So, looking through the archives... MJ is high as gently caress.
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theflyingorc posted:So, looking through the archives... Holy poo poo, hahaha
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Alhazred posted:MJ is high as gently caress. I helped Spider-Man! Also I smoked a week's worth of meth in an hour! Today's been a good fuckin day!!!!
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Endless Mike posted:"Let's go take a nap. I doubt Ronan will blow up any more diners or find the sentry in the meantime!" Hey, even Superman isn't saving the planet 24/7. You wanna see a sleep-deprived Newspaper Spider-Ma oh who am I kidding of course you do.
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Alhazred posted:MJ is high as gently caress. 
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Jan 17, 2017 20:17
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Only peter, or MJ, needs to go to the front desk to check in. Like, just one person. Rocket doesn't need to go in there at all. But you just KNOW all three of them will waltz right up to the manager.
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Jan 17, 2017 20:51
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Alhazred posted:MJ is high as gently caress. Well her name is Mary Jane... Also, why the hell was 'Robbie gets sued for sexual harassment' ever considered a good idea for a plotline?
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Jan 17, 2017 21:09
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Spider-Man and Mary Jane helped Robbie get away with sexual harassment. He will not stop and he can't be tried again because it's double jeopardy!
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Yvonmukluk posted:Well her name is Mary Jane... It was a pretty bad storyline from 1999. Robbie writes a negative newspaper story about a mob guy, who sends a woman in to get a job at the Bugle. She purposefully falls off a stepstool or something so Robbie catches her while another goon films, and they accuse Robbie of sexual harrassment so Robbie will lose his job. Spider-man enlists Mary Jane to do the same to the mob guy by pretending to be a reporter who wants to talk to him, Peter takes the picture. The disturbing part is through the whole middle Spider-man keeps saying "Robbie is a REALLY GOOD GUY, I KNOW he's innocent!", or TheReasonTheyGetAwayWithIt.txt It's the least good story I've read in the archives so far, but at least it had that face?
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Ferrule posted:Only peter, or MJ, needs to go to the front desk to check in. Like, just one person. Rocket doesn't need to go in there at all. Peter: Look only one of us needs to go in and talk to the manager. So.... it's agreed? Panel of a confused manager looking down from his desk at Rocket
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theflyingorc posted:It was a pretty bad storyline from 1999. Robbie writes a negative newspaper story about a mob guy, who sends a woman in to get a job at the Bugle. She purposefully falls off a stepstool or something so Robbie catches her while another goon films, and they accuse Robbie of sexual harrassment so Robbie will lose his job. You know, usually mobsters just... shoot reporters.
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Jan 17, 2017 22:21
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Lurdiak posted:You know, usually mobsters just... shoot reporters. are you daring to impugn the ironclad logic of newspaper spider-man
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Jan 17, 2017 22:29
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Jerusalem posted:Peter: Look only one of us needs to go in and talk to the manager. So.... it's agreed? Oh please let this happen.
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Wait, I think I got it. They'll be denied because No Pets Allowed. Then a tv will be playing a late night report that an alien is attacking a nearby city.
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Started looking through the archives more or less at random, and I just really appreciate how much incompetence/slapstick they crammed into five panels:  That was the dramatic climax of several months of storyline.
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