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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Chinatown posted:

did you guys see the tweets from the Warriors new arena groundbreaking ceremony?

:yikes:

https://twitter.com/TimBontemps/status/821466850449969153

https://twitter.com/TimBontemps/status/821469532648677376

https://twitter.com/TimBontemps/status/821468546307760129


i cannot wait until the tech bubble bursts

The gently caress is this poo poo.

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



straight up brolic posted:

Good flop Russ. Very good. loving dickhead basketball torpedo.

New thread title

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Harden with a MISERABLE 37/10/9, didn't even get a triple double, sickening.

These last few games pretty clearly show how important it is for them to have Anderson and Gordon. Rockets are truly wretched without floor spacing.

Bucks, Warriors, and Grizzlies next. This could turn into a real slide.

e: He got the last assist :)

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
lol if you think some stat chasing bloated sodapop could match up with a true star in downhill dion

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Metapod posted:

lol if you think some stat chasing bloated sodapop could match up with a true star in downhill dion

is his name downhill dion because that's where his career has been going ever since he was drafted

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/821169882137931776

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Nice Ball
Much better without Evan "dead weight" TH

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
How many times will Westbrook pass the ball to Durant in the all star game?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Dejan Bimble posted:

Nice Ball
Much better without Evan "dead weight" TH
He'll be back above board soon or we'll be ship wrecked

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

dokmo posted:

Well, it looks like Capela came back early. How were my predictions? Offense: predicted: #6-8, actual #3. Defense: predicted #20-24, actual #17.

The purpose was to show how someone who knows what he's talking about can be very wrong about almost anything, and that almost all predictions will be wildly off but nobody makes fun of them because nobody bothers to check how the predictions turned out.

Speaking of predictions

Tae posted:

Hot take, I would be very surprised if Chris Paul goes to the all-star game. The guy's been injured for like a while now, so either he won't get enough votes for games missed or he'll bow out to recover more.

In the worst way possible

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
This month is ruining my favorite team's future.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Haha that poo poo in San Francisco today was embarrassing. Gonna miss Oakland.

Hand Row
May 28, 2001

chunkles posted:


Bucks, Warriors, and Grizzlies next. This could turn into a real slide.

e: He got the last assist :)

Rockets will crush the Bucks. Bucks run an antiquated trapping defense that pressures mid range shots and leaves guys wide open for threes. Kidd is good at motivating and developing dudes but is awful at everything else.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
A DWade highlight his birthday game.
https://twitter.com/SkinWade/status/821564348170649600

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
so loving sick of white kids in curry jerseys dabbing

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
White people ruin everything.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

except new American restaurants with industrial decor

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

also crisp passing

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


There's a whole shitload of speculation that this might be Simmons debut. It's the 27th though and that doesn't seem like enough time to get into game shape, etc.

My bets were on the early date Feb 11 (Miami @ home) or February 24 (Washington @ home), the first game after the All Star break.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

also artisanal condiments

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
How quickly we forget that white people taught Joel Embiid how to shoot

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

straight up brolic posted:

except new American restaurants with industrial decor

The (name of nearest cross street).

Timmy received a major honor recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9N7QV7jAWY

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
The O’s in the cereal are honey nut flavored and represent the hoops and the chocolatey puffs represent the basketballs.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/BKGlueGuys/status/821547486930202624

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

also any music with acoustic guitar

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
How long till we get Ben Simmons shooting over short trainers vine videos?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Athanatos posted:

How long till we get Ben Simmons shooting over short trainers vine videos?
they already exist but the sixers posters have been chiller because Embiid is both tangible and good

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

also doing your own oil change

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

straight up brolic posted:

also doing your own oil change

Oh hell yeah

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!
I think this article expresses a lot of warriors fans feelings about the move to SF and that abomination today. http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/01/17/warriors-ground-breaking-in-san-francisco-is-a-slap-to-many-in-oakland-east-bay/

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

:rip: to Clippers slim title hopes.

WhyteRyce posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPWBaO3DP3D/

Well gee there is that one guy there whose name I can't quite remember

He's crazy. He's the worst scorer in the whole league.

Imagine Adam Morrison taking credit for the Lakers 2010 title.

Spacebump posted:

You can really tell how far opinion of Melo has fallen here. Even though he said he'd only waive the no trade clause for Clippers/Cavs, you'd expect fans of random teams to be making fake trade ideas.

Rondo and $10,000,000 for Carmelo.

DeimosRising posted:

How many wins would they get in a season if they were all healthy, but everyone else on the team had to be a current d-league contract player?

Slightly above average team probably.

Zogo fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jan 18, 2017

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Artic Puma posted:

I think this article expresses a lot of warriors fans feelings about the move to SF and that abomination today. http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/01/17/warriors-ground-breaking-in-san-francisco-is-a-slap-to-many-in-oakland-east-bay/

I'm really mad that isn't a disguised link to Kevin Love shutting down Steph in Game 7

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Midterm grades are in for the Bulls, and they’re not pretty
http://chicago.suntimes.com/sports/midterm-grades-are-in-for-the-bulls-and-theyre-not-pretty/

"Dwyane Wade: Sure, he’s had some absences, but they’ve all been excused (sorry, Derrick Rose). His impact might be bigger off the court than on it. Grade: A-.

Rajon Rondo: Based on performance, Rondo gets a C. Then again, can a grade be handed out if the professor was misleading in the lesson? Grade: B-."

:lol: at this guy giving Wade/Rondo those grades. I adjusted the grades based on salary and WS.

code:
Player			Grade	Value Over Salary
Jimmy Butler		A	15,867,455 
Cristiano Felicio	B	6,700,488 
Doug McDermott		B-	3,755,297 
Taj Gibson		B-	3,081,079 
Jerian Grant		C+	2,367,320 
Bobby Portis		C+	1,219,893 
Isaiah Canaan		C+	1,212,282 
Nikola Mirotic		C	901,483 
Thomas Walkup		C	(69,500)
R.J. Hunter		C	(425,000)
Denzel Valentine	C-	(1,646,604)
Paul Zipser		C-	(2,086,787)
Michael Carter-Williams	C-	(3,183,526)
Robin Lopez		D+	(3,861,744)
Dwyane Wade		F	(11,614,517)
Rajon Rondo		F	(12,217,618)
The circus is gone:
http://nba.nbcsports.com/2017/01/15/ringling-bros-circus-road-trip-shutdown-nba-schedule-changes/

Zogo fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jan 18, 2017

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
👀👀👀👀👀👀
https://twitter.com/SuaveFrancisco_/status/821552162379538433

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003


Rondo's march to become the worst shooter in Bulls history isn't pulling in high ratings.

Chinatown posted:

did you guys see the tweets from the Warriors new arena groundbreaking ceremony?

:yikes:

i cannot wait until the tech bubble bursts

Remember these images after GSW hoists the 2017 title above their heads. A smiling Donald Trump will greet them at the white house months later.

PS
Chinatown, the search for MH370 has officially been called off.


$23,000,000 for this horse pucky.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


wade owns and i hope you all join me and the rest of bulls nation in wishing for a swift recovery for the hometown superstar after this vicious mauling from the maverick degenerate which clearly led to him missing the winning shot

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Zogo posted:

I adjusted the grades based on salary and WS.

code:
Player			Grade	Value Over Salary
Michael Carter-Williams	C-	(3,183,526)

It's cool how the Bulls are 100% gonna resign MCW because he is Young and Playing With Energy despite the fact he definitely sucks and has no position

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Gonna defy brolic by starting the best new American restaurant with industrial decor & with artisanal condiments whose owner despite his wealth stoops to changing his own oil and greeting all customers at the door with stirring renditions of Eric Clapton songs
I'll never pass the ball though

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
What's going in Indy pacer fans? is PG making the All-stars? I've have not heard anything talked about them outside of PG's few quotes and some early Miles hype this year? how is the new coach working out for yall?

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i need more jokic

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