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BadLlama posted:At some point in time, everything gets wiped. woah
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BadLlama posted:At some point in time, everything gets wiped. is this a cryptic reference to Korn finally being fired due to being more useless than a hanging turd? 2DCAT fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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Jan 18, 2017 23:31
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2DCAT posted:is this a cryptic reference to Korn finally being fired due to being more useless than a hanging turd? Wait SI is firing the bad devs and actually working on the game?
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Suxpool posted:rip asheron's call There's still hope
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2DCAT posted:is this a cryptic reference to Korn finally being fired due to being more useless than a hanging turd? It is as the prophecy foretold. 
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i'm the ceo that personally calls out reddit trolls for bashing my game
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:paging: dodgin As Albion Online keeps growing, we are always on the lookout for talented people to strengthen the team and improve our game even more. Join us and make your mark in Albion! For example, we are currently looking for a Twitch Host to build our Albion Online streaming channel. If you are fluent in English, have an entertaining on-screen personality and a passion for Albion Online, this job is for you! Your tasks: stream on the official Albion Online channel for multiple hours a day present Albion Online in the best possible light to our existing community and interested players, for example by showing current events (GvGs, ZvZ clashes…) reach out to players and streamers to participate in segments you develop - comment on current developments in the meta of the game Your profile: impeccable skills in spoken English (native speakers preferred) an entertaining on-screen personality - a positive “can do”-attitude technical expertise to set-up channel and equipment to your needs the ability to lead through several hours of streaming by yourself or with guests community-building skills a passion for MMORPGs, especially Sandbox MMORPGs preferably willing to work in-house in Berlin, Germany.
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Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha I am too busy grinding skeltals for gems in this candy crush MMO
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forge posted::paging: dodgin I'm just glad that the emphasized that all applications should be good at maths.
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That is one of the saddest job postings I've ever read.
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FireWhizzle it says you should be positive so this is really right up your alley. Your onscreen overlay can have a counter that goes up each time you kill skeletals. I like how they would prefer if you lived in Berlin to stream... because Berlin is the streaming twitch capital. AKA every time we want to say something cool they all meet in the twitch den and talk about how they are now doing what they did in alpha 1 but now it's new because the name is different. The only problem is there are no do overs on twitch unlike the videos they make.
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forge posted:FireWhizzle it says you should be positive so this is really right up your alley. Your onscreen overlay can have a counter that goes up each time you kill skeletals. I like how they would prefer if you lived in Berlin to stream... because Berlin is the streaming twitch capital. AKA every time we want to say something cool they all meet in the twitch den and talk about how they are now doing what they did in alpha 1 but now it's new because the name is different. The only problem is there are no do overs on twitch unlike the videos they make. All of my most popular live twitch streams events were filmed on location in Berlin.
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Its sad when your job posting would of got you banned on SA back in the day when SA cared about punctuation.
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Also... Maybe I'm just getting old, but... What's a ZvZ?
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2DCAT posted:Also... Maybe I'm just getting old, but... What's a ZvZ? took me a bit at first too Zerg vs Zerg
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Hello recruiter, I am fluent in English and am interested in moving to Germany on my own dime. I'd like to apply for the streamer position. My family thinks I'm very funny. Last holiday season for example I did some magic tricks for them that I learned from a magician show. Anyway, I really enjoy killing skeletons in Albion. Sometimes I keep track of how many on my Fitbit by lowering and raising my arm once. Every step on my Fitbit is a skeleton killed, minus like 100-200 per day. I also like engaging in player versus player combat in some of the diverse and wildly unique regions of Albion. Hope this finds you well. Please return this message so I can plan my upcoming move.
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It sorta sounds like its unpaid except for some free giveaway poo poo to support your "community" of followers.
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Popete posted:It sorta sounds like its unpaid except for some free giveaway poo poo to support your "community" of followers. I choose to believe this is true.
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If that's the case then the move to Berlin is specially lol.
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was bercilak the one guy who made an account here and posted about this game? I hope not because he's a loving dumbass
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:was bercilak the one guy who made an account here and posted about this game? I hope not because he's a loving dumbass Yes. As per internet traditions, Bercilak actually moved in with Lowtax and posted about this game from Lowtax's basement.
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Jan 20, 2017 14:41
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I await Green Knights apology about korn.
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BadLlama posted:I await Green Knights apology about korn.  
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free kimsemus
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I'd like to think that those 7 notifications are about new and exciting job opportunities in Berlin as a vidya game streamer.
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I like that the reason is: ^^
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Kimsemus you should put in a serious application and see if they respond. Then let them know you'll need a new account because you were banned.
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green knight; you're a dingus and i very much dislike you
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forge posted:Kimsemus you should put in a serious application and see if they respond. Then let them know you'll need a new account because you were banned. They banned my game access 1 day after the Paypal 6 month chargeback window expired for "obvious RMTing" so while I appreciate it, SI can go burn in a dumpster fire just like their terrible game as far as I'm concerned.
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haha it's almost like it was in spite and calculated.. thought obviously not.
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2DCAT posted:Yes. As per internet traditions, Bercilak actually moved in with Lowtax and posted about this game from Lowtax's basement. It wasn't Bercdozer... it was EMPA. Tempus Thales fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jan 25, 2017 |
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Tempus Thales posted:It wasn't Bercdozer... it was EMPA. You havent been run out of here for stealing the guild bank? Lol.
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As someone who never played this before, is there anything fun to do in the game right now? Or should I wait until the REAL final beta/actual release before I start?
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Charles Bukowski posted:You havent been run out of here for stealing the guild bank? Lol. Yeah, that is a mystery. Some people find his antics as adorable or something.
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sunaurus posted:As someone who never played this before, is there anything fun to do in the game right now? Or should I wait until the REAL final beta/actual release before I start? I'd highly recommend just playing a different game if you want to have fun.
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sunaurus posted:As someone who never played this before, is there anything fun to do in the game right now? Or should I wait until the REAL final beta/actual release before I start? This is not a game for people looking to have fun and it never will be.
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Oh poo poo. Really? I got pretty excited after watching some videos on YouTube. I guess it was too good to be true.
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this game is fun as hell in the short term. you'll definitely get 30$ worth of fun out of it if you wanna jump in for the next "final" beta just expect that 90% of everyone will stop playing after a month
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