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Man it doesn't matter how much leather I put on, how dramatic the film angle is shot at, how slow motion everything is, not even a big screen sound track selected by tarantino or bay could ever make me look savage pulling up somewhere and getting out of this loving bug. Taking all bets, is the glove from mickey mouse or Michael Jackson? One things for sure, I guarantee this neverland on wheels was the unhappiest place on earth for kids of all ages Today's highlight though easily was pulling up to a man on the corner at a street light solo picket sign protesting the coming Trumpocalypse and right when I got next to him the radio on cue starts up Twisted Sister's we're not going to take it and the longer the light went on the angrier and angrier the dude started to look as I'm drat near about to poo poo myself from the strain of trying not to laugh
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14 BAR RIFF posted:Today's highlight though easily was pulling up to a man on the corner at a street light solo picket sign protesting the coming Trumpocalypse and right when I got next to him the radio on cue starts up Twisted Sister's we're not going to take it and the longer the light went on the angrier and angrier the dude started to look as I'm drat near about to poo poo myself from the strain of trying not to laugh
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DJ Commie posted:A GoPro wouldn't show the demons, those are inside. Havent you seen the new GoPro Demon Pro?
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14 BAR RIFF posted:Man it doesn't matter how much leather I put on, how dramatic the film angle is shot at, how slow motion everything is, not even a big screen sound track selected by tarantino or bay could ever make me look savage pulling up somewhere and getting out of this loving bug. Taking all bets, is the glove from mickey mouse or Michael Jackson? One things for sure, I guarantee this neverland on wheels was the unhappiest place on earth for kids of all ages God, I hope you had it cranked with the windows down.
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 [b]EDITORS NOTES. TLDR TALKING POINTS ISOLATED FOR CONVENIENCE FOR THOSE WHO HATE FUN :sirwen:1,. I finally understanbd tthe feeling of The Moment of Clarity 2:. the tale beloew is inbtenbderd as confessiobn and as message of warning to all, ddespite tone of certainn areas it should not hgave been this clean 3. John G Raped and Murdered my wife 4. Not one cent of funds or supplies donated by AI went into this milestone evenhy=t 5. Pardon the spelling its been type cheked four tiimes already but felt necessary to rememeber this particular line in its origina,l, authentic, unmodified draft form It started with 'the i know better than anyone else i can squeeze another fun weekend in or two before really starting to look for work again and absolutely no difference or consequence would occur to the thensd chance 0flanbdiung oner nui 14 INCH DICK ok so up until now i had operated my "quitting" amphetamines with a bit of a generous wink and knowing glance, because i felt although i knew it as bad for me mentally, and bad for me socially, it had never really crossed that line into it actually going bad. it went so bad that the only loving reason you're not reading about me in a fast tracked national awareness campaign is pure fucknig So I've got my entire lifetime achievement awards sitting shot gun in a bright red New Beetle captained by a sack of meat with a little sign reading "Caution: Hamster died, wheels are still turnnin 'though" taped up over his eyes, trying to discretely "camp" "asleep" and "not make a scene that stands out to a cop.," Somewhere in there i got bored, maked a CL Casual Encounters ad that got nearly a hundred replies just betweern 4 and 5 am ALONE with a shockingly high percentage of live fish on the line, and one specifically will stand out as increble as long as i remember this event for., Primary objective: dispose of the evidence. Secondary obective, see if i can negotiate both more comfortable sleeping quarters than the back seat of a Volkswagen as well as managing to ante up any poor decision made on my own of my own free will since the day I turned single again. This was the cry for help my subconscious made during one the handful at best moments it alone was left upsytairs to keep the lights on. http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cas/5964279353.htm But out of all tghe escorts who answerewd everything immediately up until "so where wouuld you like me to meet you" gets asked and they are forced by the Old Laws they find themsewlkves bound toi, to return wailing anbd cloaked in ash and smoke to their dead kingdom of tbe Night, the realm in which heroes have forever been banned ftrom entering.\ There was sa decent number ofclassy, lovely who i guessed were all transformers fans b4ecauyse jokes about thinbgs more than meetibng the eye woukld be met with demure laughter. Alnmoast across the bpoard this group near exlusiively was along just to flirtt The gay men were fairly evenly split 50/50 between the god drat it why couldnty you be into dudes nd the seriouskly gettibng the hint to stopo tryiubnhg to convincre nme to like dudes This one guy was like hey if somehow you dont manage to get rid of what you need to text my numburger and meet me at (adress about 4 miiles from wherei was "camping) and meet thee at 5am so at 4:45 i texted him, some totally plain average in every way white guy his 20s showed up on time,took his complementary whole foods biker meth and lifestyle accents and utensils, and like that dissapeared into the night. hen proceeded to fugue type too seat safety switch while oscillating ion and of awareness of the philosophical Self There is simply no loving way i can improve on my end user experience that equals, exceeds, or improves on my experience in any way, let alone managing to keep that attempt completely clear legally. Im out. I mean that im still occaionally phasing in and outiof the ability to write words or sentences, have occaional micro black outs in existence that brings awareness to the sheer scale ofg the eons that take place between the seconds, but across the board are fading rapidly and conssistently as the day goes on,. no apparenty or likely permananent damage to be found at tim
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The CL ad link is broken or the posting is down - did you let a guy blow you in your car, or what? Having a hard time following...
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Jan 18, 2017 23:12
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I think I missed a plot point or two.
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So, what you're saying is, you gave away your meth paraphernalia, but you definitely seem to have had some on the way out? And also you're sleeping in your car? And perhaps you're now looking for work? And you're now deciding to not take any meth again, for realies this time, no takebacks? Your posting style is rarely super clear but reading between the lines of that hot mess of a post is unusually difficult. On third readthrough I feel like 76% confident of the above interpretation.
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Stay safe man
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My interpretation is that he got a lot of free high-quality meth at a party, put up an ad on Craigslist to get rid of it, largely failed to get rid of it because nobody could tell him where they lived, then finally settled for using the New Beetle to deliver a felony-possession amount of free methamphetamine to a guy at 5am in a Whole Foods. This is some straight up Rashomon poo poo.
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I assume that the link should be this - http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cas/5964279353.html Look after yourself dude. I hope you have given all your poo poo away and can sort it out with the roommate tomorrow. Don't live in the VW.
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Jan 18, 2017 23:47
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I loving said that he never should have gone back. gently caress the cat.
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I...uh...huh. I'm not really sure what's happening here anymore. Stay safe dude, the Fury Road still calls.
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Well I thought things were going good. Can you go back to your parents? Please go if you can.
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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't [let you] do that.
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gently caress Dave. Stay safe.
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slothrop posted:gently caress, Dave. Stay safe. Fixed that for you (I assume, not that I'm judging).
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Looks like someone needs to send Dave some Kaopectate, so he can get his poo poo together.
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everdave posted:Well I thought things were going good. Can you go back to your parents? Please go if you can. In all honesty things are pretry great still. I got bit and bit hard because I thought the perspective of previou's chronic issues then their decline outside of one specific list item (the sores opening themselves up randomly and pussing/ulcering with Dan witnessing for himself in a known sober extended situation, and to see the ways they were busying open were unrelated to obvious trauma or obsessive picking. Even though it was only one tiny fragment of one issue I had had before, any validation at all felt good. Part of every recovery is honesty. And everyone with a substance issue will claim that they dont. And clain that they're working on it (on paper). And this time they really mean it. I consider myself blessed that my brain only turned what I earned into what I took, but totally get given the whole situation for everyone it can sound hollow
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14 BAR RIFF posted:In all honesty things are pretry great still. I got bit and bit hard because I thought the perspective of previou's chronic issues then their decline outside of one specific list item (the sores opening themselves up randomly and pussing/ulcering with Dan witnessing for himself in a known sober extended situation, and to see the ways they were busying open were unrelated to obvious trauma or obsessive picking. Even though it was only one tiny fragment of one issue I had had before, any validation at all felt good. We just want the best for you. If any of us can help you let us know.
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Brother, I just sat here and started to tear up a bit at the thought of you falling back down this path. One of my best friends, a woman I absolutely loved just lost her life because of what her addictions did to her. She was violently snatched away and it has loving wrecked me more than I thought possible. And yeah, we're just e-friends but I loving care and worry and with this huge wound gashed in my life right now you're not going to be far from my thoughts. Please stay safe man.
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Okay you gloomy gus''s consider a few points of data that must be added as modifiers to various inchtangibles that require adding to the simulation before any model can be made accurate enough to compare against the so called "average american." First and foremost , I feel we all agree that it would be fair to say it's not a manic upswing to one of my bipolar events doing the talking here, you all drat well know it is physically impossible for me to die by mortal or natural means. Next part being the part where you weigh in the astronomical number of ways I have eithe intentionally or unintentionally found myself south of the full support of the officers sworn to protect the peace. I may not be a bad person, I stick to mostly victimless conquests like nearly everyone we know, because oh no ten over the limit , so unsafe. Jahealing, oh poo poo watch out. Only loving living members of mankind that somehow on some technicamity were determined to not qualify for the legal protections of decared personhood, to which I always say I'd like to see you try to stop me, at any tIme. And sure yoI'll bitch about morals but we covered this already, no matter how much they look like people they provably feel nearly as little as I do when Fridays ' spice things up and apple core yourself a new lovin' hole, last ones well past due'
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Dog we don't want you to be anyone but you, just don't get killed for being a loving tweaker. If you still want to make money wrenching I know a guy that needs a mechanic in Ballard. He's an rear end in a top hat and I'm not sure you'd get along but I can share the shop if you're interested
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I think at this point the best plan is to fire sale everything and take Rosie to Valentine.
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Fermented Tinal posted:I think at this point the best plan is to fire sale everything and take Rosie to anywhere but Seattle. That's what I would be saying right now. Just get out. Go to your parents. Go to Valentine. Go anywhere and just get the gently caress out of this hellscape that pulls you back in and ruins you.
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14 BAR RIFF posted:Okay you gloomy gus''s consider a few points of data that must be added as modifiers to various inchtangibles that require adding to the simulation before any model can be made accurate enough to compare against the so called "average american." Not being a gloomy gus, just being real. Nobody expects you to be an "average American." The "death defying" gimmick you're pretending to live will come to a quick stop, along with your heart, as soon as you get some poo poo cut with fentanyl. Nobody cares about whether you hurt anyone else, we care that you're hurting yourself. Get the gently caress out of that area. Nothing good will come of it, you'll lose your tooth, and maybe your life.
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Well he certainly didn't stop drinking. it's not just one substance that is the problem it's all of them.
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BraveUlysses posted:Well he certainly didn't stop drinking. it's not just one substance that is the problem it's all of them. Bingo. This man is a sugar fiend, he's hopped up on liquid corn syrup at all times, it's disgusting! Photographic evidence suggests 14" actually hates his teeth and wants them to rot out of his face. In all seriousness though, buddy 14, you're not a bad person and nobody's saying you are. We're just trying to get through to you that we don't want to see you destroying yourself, even when doing so provides some degree of entertainment as a side-effect. You are actually an interesting person even when stone cold sober, and when you're benefiting from the healthy glow of a man doing honest work, breathing fresh air, having a purpose and a goal to pursue, and not taking loving methamphetamines, you're even someone we can get together and admire and be envious of and cheer for. 14 BAR RIFF posted:Part of every recovery is honesty. And everyone with a substance issue will claim that they dont. And clain that they're working on it (on paper). And this time they really mean it. I consider myself blessed that my brain only turned what I earned into what I took, but totally get given the whole situation for everyone it can sound hollow It ain't about whether folks up in here believe that you're done forever this time. I hope you've figured out by now that we're with you, boyo, hell or high water. Most of us, anyway. I can't lie and say there isn't a sense of disappointment and sadness when watching a person you admire backslide, but that is what it is. I think it's more a faith, based on certain evidence presented in previous trial sessions, that a man with your brand of determination and gusto can beat his addictions. The trick, maybe, is to view everyone's desire for you to get clean permanently not as an external pressure to be defied - for a guy who thrives on defiance, that's a hell of a force to divert - but as a bolster to a different direction of rebellion, against everyone you know who has written you off as no longer worthwhile. A man's fate is not entirely in his own hands, but one can tip the scales one way or another by his decisions, and folks up in here just wanna see you pressing your filthy black thumbs on the right side of the balancing arm, the one that gets us a lot more years of 14" Dick.
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Even us lurkers are rooting for you Dave. I've got plenty of family in recovery and plenty that should be but aren't. Stay safe and you be you. If you ever come over to the Best Coast I'm sure there's lost of NEAI goons that would love to meet you and give you a couch. Edit: the internet says the Best Coast is the West Coast? That's a bunch of fake news bullshit and we all know it. East Coast, Best Coast.
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I've revised what I'm trying to sat like 3 or 4 times now and it just turns into this giant wall of saying the same thing over and over and it's a huge cluttered mess so this tIme I'll try and streamine it. Jail and prison have always been massive deterrents to me. How many people who have lived the way I've lived, done what I've done, taken what I've taken, can manage to say they have an absolutely clean legal record? That's why the incident the other night was so incredibly important. I'm not naive enough to try to claim anything I've done was anything even close to safe or healthy, but I was always in a familiar, predictable, controllable setting. When people say it's unhealthy and dangerous, my brain thinks so is any vice. Smoking, drinking, they all have their price to pay. If it was just the skin crawling and the picking, well, yeah I'd probably find a way to put up with that while I had little 'weekend vacations' when nobody needs to know if I go quiet for a little while. But that ship sailed the moment I broke my own rules and stayed outside making decisions that I would not make and have not ever made and directly jeopardized any chance I have at having a future back. I may not care very much about physical or mental repurcussions but you bet your loving rear end I have always cared about the legal ones and now that I can no longer trust myself to stick to the plan that's kept me out of trouble this whole time it's an entirely new ball game. I feel better about myself today than ever. Just asking for some faith, because while I may not be invincible I have no fear over squaring off face to face with what everyone else thinks is impossible. I'm stubborn, I'm persistent, and I survive. It's what I do
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Also just got the funds from the failed Fastback good intentions, you guys are incredible. There was a slight delay over the chaos of the end of the trip, but I always had faith in Danno. Given recent events, I don't necessarily feel I'm required to post this, but I wanted to help prove what I say about how my brain compartmentalises and justifies whether or not an action is okay or not. Many people labelled an addict who just got handed $600 essentially cash with absolutely no way for anyone to guarantee it goes where it should would probably be on the phone with their dealer before they even got to the bank. I choose differently, because I make sure if someone helps me out I do not take that for granted. Now the trick is who can I trust to make sure it gets where it needs to? Who has been the only reason I've taken such lengths to avoid incarceration, not because I fear being locked away, but because I don't want to let them down yet again? Well, there's this one guy, I think he can handle that responsibility. 
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