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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I hope they don't end up switching partners. Although that would still be better than Iris getting back together with Wilbur.

Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise
I like how Brad is just constantly half a sentence behind whatever's going on.

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Why bother telling him to wait. It shouldn't take much time at all for Ginger to read that letter X.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
Barry from "Curtis" is an irredeemable shithead of a character. I am irrationally angry at this fictional child.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I've got it! Brooke want's to write a dramatic soap opera but the only things he understands about them is that they feature sex.

Also, Bernice fails at the Incident Command System.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Fingerpori





This is Uuno Turhapuro, a popular comedic character. The headline at the end is the title of one of the 19 Uuno films, literally "Uuno Turhapuro in army's bread". Being "in [someone]'s bread" means being paid salary by [someone].




In recent years there have been several revelations of students or candidates of medicine getting themselves employed as actual MD's, only discovered after they have done damage.





No joke, Finns actually say the line aloud because it's easier that way (yksi viiva kolme), the alternative is to conjugate the numbers (yhdestä kolmeen) and gently caress that :effort:

like seriously, 'one' (1) conjugates

Nenonen fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jan 18, 2017

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
This Uuno seems like a chill dude; I respect anyone who reps for the Ray Smuckles lifestyle brand.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine Meets Buffer 101


The Phantom


Pooch Café

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I hope she pulls out a gun and Mozambiques him.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Did Mark send the email yet? Or will he send it later? This is the sort of thrilling cliffhanger that keeps me reading!


The "Amazing" Spider-Man


Close to Home


F-Minus


Fred Basset


Frog Applause


Marmaduke


Moose and Molly


Office Hours


Reply All


Ziggy

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker


Excellent fuuuuuuck concealment.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

Simian_Prime posted:

This Uuno seems like a chill dude; I respect anyone who reps for the Ray Smuckles lifestyle brand.

Uuno is more like Showbiz financially but with Ray's personality.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Nov. 15, 1994)

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aardmania posted:


Wendy O. Williams: The Teen Years


His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Nov. 15, 1994)



I bought some maple syrup for the first time and made pancakes with it. I have to say it was pretty bland IMO, just tastes sugary. I much prefer jams on pancakes, with ice cream.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


I hope he washed those first, it looks like he just got some used tires from somewhere on Ballard Street.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!




Indolent Bastard fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jan 18, 2017

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Marmaduke the candy box is large

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Viivi & Wagner

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tinkersons continues to be the antithesis of humor.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today's Dogg™


Dustin


Mandrake


Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise


Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tracksuit





It's All Right Chief Dharma



Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Buni



Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Transmodiar posted:

Modesty Blaise




I guess if they had to do amnesia, at least they didn't take the whole "Where am I? ... WHO am I?" route.


Luann


Goddammit, Bernice.


The Amazing Spider-Man


Goddammit, Rocket.


Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



Holy poo poo is this the first time Ed has acted like an actual human being?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Shugojin posted:

Holy poo poo is this the first time Ed has acted like an actual human being?

Ed's like anyone else as long as Dustin or someone working a service job aren't around.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


"I can't write a story like that! Who do you think I am, Wilbur Weston?"

Mary Worth



Dawn's trying out for a part on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Rex Morgan MD



"Hahaha! Just go the loving gym."

Secret Agent X-9



The guy literally died right then when he was about to tell them what happened. How cliche can you get?

Apartment 3-G



That was all part of her plan. She was just sick of living in a six-story walkup.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

His Divine Shadow posted:

I bought some maple syrup for the first time and made pancakes with it. I have to say it was pretty bland IMO, just tastes sugary. I much prefer jams on pancakes, with ice cream.

Heretic!

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Goddammit, Rocket.

At least Quill in GOTG tried to tell him what a raccoon was. Pretty cruel how people keep Rocket in the dark about raccoons.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Pop Team Epic


Honey Come Chatka

Huh, and I thought New Years presents was just a scam I tried pulling on all my friends! Go figure!

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Selachian posted:

Rhymes with Orange


Mangled execution.

quote:



What's the story here? Do they know each other?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Cosima posted:

What's the story here? Do they know each other?

Dawn is Wilbur's daughter, so this is HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN WITHOUT MY SANDWICH-LOVING DAD. Maybe!

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

Cosima posted:

What's the story here? Do they know each other?

That's Dawn, Wilbur's daughter (here with her substitute art history professor, in a continuation of a storyline I think everyone thought would be dropped without comment).

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

His Divine Shadow posted:

I bought some maple syrup for the first time and made pancakes with it. I have to say it was pretty bland IMO, just tastes sugary. I much prefer jams on pancakes, with ice cream.

Was it real maple syrup? There's plenty of bullshit "pancake syrup" out there, and it's just sugar syrup with brown coloring. Also, make sure you get the dark stuff. For stupid historical reasons, "high grade" maple syrup is low-flavor, and low-grade is the good stuff.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County





Peanuts (January 20-21, 1970)





Funky Winkerbean





Hacks Pissing On People With Actual Talent Crankshaft





Rip Haywire





Out Our Way (April 2-3, 1930)





Thimble Theater (August 6-7, 1930)



algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

MariusLecter posted:

At least Quill in GOTG tried to tell him what a raccoon was. Pretty cruel how people keep Rocket in the dark about raccoons.

In the comics he knows what they are but gets upset when people call him one because it's space racist.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Holy poo poo that is so cool. Terrifying but like the ratio of cool to terrifying is like 80:20


ed: The eye thing

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

EasyEW posted:


Hacks Pissing On People With Actual Talent Crankshaft






Oh gently caress you Batiuk

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



I get that Batiuk wants to relate to the "I never exercise, because it's so hard! (because I never exercise)" crowd, but Funky's been running regularly for years; he shouldn't still be going "wow is that what exertion feels like?? I want to die" every single time.

Kammat posted:

Oh gently caress you Batiuk

Fine art, right?? :jerkbag: Now let me tell you about the glorious perfect Golden Age of comics book

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