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Improbable Lobster posted:Don't worry, I'm sure that a predatory and incredibly overpriced housing market is great for 18 year -olds in the worst paid generation in decades to enter Yeah, this is pretty true too. Maybe the next housing crash will fix things, but if the last one didn't do it I don't think anything will.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:01 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:53 |
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GTA taught me that nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war which is why I'm gonna start one so I can buy a dang house. Brb, grabbing my nunchuks.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:05 |
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This is unironically why I'm thinking of buying in Humboldt Park.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:07 |
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Jose posted:this is a terrible idea because rent and house prices in most places are far out of reach of an 18 year old There seems to be this assumption you'd charge them market rates for rent. You could charge them $50 or whatever they could reasonably manage. But if they're lazy/unmotivated and they're NOT paying any kind of rent or doing anything meaningful with their time then it's almost guaranteed they're going to be a problem.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:13 |
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My five-year plan starts with sneaking up behind people and saying "did you hear there's gonna be a gang war in the nice rich part of town with all the big expensive houses???" really loud, then going "yeah I did hear that, they're gonna be shooting guns in the air and breaking windows, I sure am glad I don't live THERE, guess it's the lovely part of town now" in a different voice then switch back to the first voice and go "oh man, even though those houses are so big and pretty and so close to Loquacius' favorite bars and restaurants? THOSE people have no shame!" then with the second voice again "yes, if I were one of the old rich white people who owned one of them I'd sell it as fast as I could and gently caress off to California or something right away!" then I'd run before they could see me I figure if I can do that ten times a day for two solid years I should be set
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:14 |
u should periodically set off firecrackers too, keep em spooked. Then be like "i heard it was really coming to a head and there's illegal crime style heavy weapons somebody keeps trying to smuggle in" and that night throw an m80
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:22 |
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I was really happy when they built a "hard to house" homeless shelter across the street. It killed the local elementary school and people directly adjacent got tons of vandalism and had all these horror stories and all I could think was "I hope his keeps my rent stagnant or even down" Then my landlord increased my rent by about $100 a month. gently caress.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:27 |
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if solice kirsk can bootstraps his way up everyone else can
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:29 |
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If they have a car they could live in that for a while until they get their finances in order. Otherwise get some sleeping bags and hit the street. There's no excuse for leeching off your parents or in-laws like that. It's just the scummiest loving thing.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:38 |
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Yeah, I should feel bad about turning my entire life around and not dying in the street like a lot of my friends. I just think you're not giving people enough credit. Charging a family member rent isn't gonna destroy their lives.
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KomodoWagon posted:If they have a car they could live in that for a while until they get their finances in order. Otherwise get some sleeping bags and hit the street. There's no excuse for leeching off your parents or in-laws like that. It's just the scummiest loving thing. Since when is living with your family scummy and leeching? Were you raised by wolves? Or spiders?
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:39 |
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No no you see adults being forced to pay rent is a crime against humanity like torture
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:40 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Since when is living with your family scummy and leeching? Were you raised by wolves? Or spiders? I think you should peep that av and then save your time lol
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:41 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I should feel bad about turning my entire life around and not dying in the street like a lot of my friends. I just think you're not giving people enough credit. Charging a family member rent isn't gonna destroy their lives. you're the definition of bootstraps posting
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:42 |
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KomodoWagon posted:No no you see adults being forced to pay rent is a crime against humanity like torture I agree with this. People should have living accommodations no matter their income levels, free of charge in many cases.
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:44 |
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"Adults should be expected to pay for their lodging" "Ayn Rand was right about everything, abolish taxes, harvest homeless people's organs. My favorite band is Rush." Hmm you're right Jose those statements are identical
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:45 |
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Personally i feel everyone should have accomodation they can live in free of charge and i'm sorry this seems to be controversial
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:47 |
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KomodoWagon posted:"Adults should be expected to pay for their lodging" Rush is a pretty good band though, for reals
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:47 |
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KomodoWagon posted:"Adults should be expected to pay for their lodging" every post you make reminds me why you have your red text lol
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# ? Jan 18, 2017 23:49 |
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Nooner posted:Rush is a pretty good band though, for reals
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:08 |
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Jose posted:Personally i feel everyone should have accomodation they can live in free of charge and i'm sorry this seems to be controversial I agree with you on this. Unfortunately I live in the real world where this is never going to come close to happening in our, our kids, their kids, or even their kids lifetimes.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:11 |
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Jesus loving Christ. (Not any particular comment. Just the lot of them all.)
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:17 |
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Yeah, loquacious can you post a confession of someone who thinks they're Goku so I can stop making GBS threads up this thread.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:25 |
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Yeah it's probably about timequote:I am a big of a fitness freak and take a martial arts class 3 times a week. It's super fun, it's good for me, and it's taught me how to defend myself in a fight if that ever comes up in life. I am restraining myself from making fun of you for going to a kids' karate class in a mall and having trouble with a bully It's hard That said, the kid is, what, 12? Who cares what he says? You're an adult. Do hit on his mom though, even if she shoots you down you can keep saying to him how hot she is etc quote:I constantly am scamming people to get free things. I have devoted myself to this lifestyle whole-heartedly and no longer have a 9-5 job. It is very lucrative and the rush keeps my depression at bay too.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:39 |
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quote:I am a big of a fitness freak and take a martial arts class 3 times a week. It's super fun, it's good for me, and it's taught me how to defend myself in a fight if that ever comes up in life. Wasn't this a Kramer b plot in Seinfeld?
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:42 |
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Pretty sure the last confession is from Frank Gallagher
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 00:49 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wasn't this a Kramer b plot in Seinfeld? I thought it was an anime.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 01:32 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, this is pretty true too. Maybe the next housing crash will fix things, but if the last one didn't do it I don't think anything will. This last housing crash is cool and good. I just sold the house I bought new in '02 and will be purchasing another similarly aged or newer house 1.5-2x the size for the less money per month. Just have to decide on which one. Maybe Jastiger could do the lord's work and lead a pilgrimage of millenial goons to Iowa where real-estate is cheap. He could feed them all from a single basket of chops.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 01:57 |
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Bullshit. If your father died leaving a fully paid house you would just sell it and live on that money for a long time. Or rent it out to some idiots and keep the money. Either way, you wouldn't need to risk federal prison by stealing social security
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 02:01 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I should feel bad about turning my entire life around and not dying in the street like a lot of my friends. I just think you're not giving people enough credit. Charging a family member rent isn't gonna destroy their lives. Lol the only reason you even have a job is because taxpayers bailed out your corrupt, outright evil industry. Keep on blaming the poor though like a retard.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 02:24 |
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loquacius posted:I mean, you sound a little judgey considering you're right there in that basement with him, but your current lifestyle does sound unsustainable. Talk to him about possible changes you could make (move somewhere else? Night school? Just plain better job searching?) but I don't think it's worth dumping him over unless he seems completely unwilling to change things up. I think this young lady should Seek an Arrangement.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 02:24 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wasn't this a Kramer b plot in Seinfeld? Were there street toughs involved?
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 04:01 |
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Idiot Kicker posted:Were there street toughs involved? Think it was Kramer beating up little kids in karate class. Then they all team up and beat him up. The street toughs stole an armoire, and that is as tough as they come though.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 07:03 |
Solice Kirsk posted:Wasn't this a Kramer b plot in Seinfeld? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t8xwpW8gJQ
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 08:00 |
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quote:I'm sure armchair psychologists are going to say I'm a narcissist, or grew up rich and want to continue it, or grew up poor and want things I couldn't have. But none of that is true. I just figured out how to maximize my life and use my god given gifts to help myself. Nope, just a run-of-the-mill liar, posting another fantasy in an anonymous confession thread.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 09:09 |
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No, I think he's telling the truth. Also he sounds handsome and I bet he's got a big penis too.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 09:28 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:No, I think he's telling the truth. Also he sounds handsome and I bet he's got a big penis too. NOT AS BIG AS MINE MY DICK IS REALLY BIG, INTERNET. loving HUMONGOUS. JUST NEED YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT THANKS
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 10:09 |
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Hardly any of that is "scamming", it's just plain old petty theft. The dead dad thing definitely didn't happen though. Who isn't going to notice a guy digging a human sized grave in his yard and report it? Nobody does that aside from i guess murderers so if you really did do it I hope you enjoy being investigated for killing him on top of the social security stuff.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 10:27 |
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LOOK AT MY NOVEL IDEA OF SAVING MONEY *steals poo poo*
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 13:15 |
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Abugadu posted:LOOK AT MY NOVEL IDEA OF SAVING MONEY and his name was Albert Einstein
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