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8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
Got a TV commercial from Nintendo UK. Short and sweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3XmVt27RI4

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A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


irlZaphod posted:

The gimmick of the Wii and WiiU controllers is that they were really comfortable and fun to play games with. Sadly other console manufacturers have not adapted such gimmicks.

When the Wii launched tons of goon shrieked that the Wiimote + Nunchuck was a poo poo controller because it couldn't reach both of their hands if they stretched their arms to full extension. When asked why they didn't just not do that it turned into "OF COURSE GOONS DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MOST PEOPLE PLAY GAMES ON THE COUCH" with no actual explanation as to what the gently caress they were actually talking about so basically all controllers are gimmicks and poo poo at all times.

I can't wait for the people who say they can't use Joy-Cons because they are left-handed.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

irlZaphod posted:

I'm currently imagining a German person speaking Japanese with a German accent.

Yoroshikü!

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



The switch doesnt have a spare processor to deal with these issues? Motherfucking phone based matchmaking

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I can't wait for the people who say they can't use Joy-Cons because they are left-handed.

I'm a lefty, and games on Wii making you move with the stick and aim a wiimote with your right hand is a lame setup for me. Since I always move a character on any setup with my left hand, but I would aim a remote/lightgun with my left hand. In general stuff like Mario galaxy having me aim at wacky stuff on the screen a bit and shake a thing while doing normal Mario moves just made the game control worse. Especially because I'm a lefty, so it's awkward to do it with my right hand. Just one example.

You're the guy who doesn't want to have a TV for use with a video game console, and you have a beef with lefties valid complaints. We're all weirdos my friend.

I personally think the pro controller that guy is holding in the UK switch controller posted above is a thing of beauty.

Heavy Metal fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Jan 19, 2017

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Rather than use your phone for the rudimentary features of online gameplay with your Nintendo Switch™, use it to fire up a good session of Pornhub, so you'll have hosed yourself the good way instead of the bad way by buying a Nintendo Switch™


I do sincerely hope that the Reggie saying matchmaking/lobbies is through the app is interpreted poorly and he's saying that you can do it that way, rather than you need to do it that way.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Twerk from Home posted:

Android phones have set unreasonable pixel density expectations. I'm posting on this from a smaller than 5.5" screen with 4x the resolution of the switch. 2560x1440!

You would rather put it on a monitor where even as it's displaying at a higher resolution, the monitor or TV is so much bigger the image will be much more stretched out and feature much less ppi?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


8-bit Miniboss posted:

Got a TV commercial from Nintendo UK. Short and sweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3XmVt27RI4

Love how all the ads show attractive women showing interest in your vidya games

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

The commercial would be complete if the smiling guy picks up the switch and bites into it like a sandwich at the end. Delicious!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Heavy Metal posted:

The commercial would be complete if the smiling guy picks up the switch and bites into it like a sandwich at the end. Delicious!

Don't be silly.








He unwraps it and eats the chocolate inside.

Erg
Oct 31, 2010

Crawfish posted:

Honestly, the most interesting thing about the FE Gaiden remake announced today is it now sets a precedence that wasn't really there before that Nintendo can actually localise a previously Japan only game if they feel like it.

So Mother 3 localisation is not so unlikely now.

I remember that Laura Dale twitter that everyone was relying on for leaks saying that Mother 3 on the VC was going to be announced during the big Switch conference. So did that not happen or what

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Josuke Higashikata posted:

Rather than use your phone for the rudimentary features of online gameplay with your Nintendo Switch™, use it to fire up a good session of Pornhub, so you'll have hosed yourself the good way instead of the bad way by buying a Nintendo Switch™


I do sincerely hope that the Reggie saying matchmaking/lobbies is through the app is interpreted poorly and he's saying that you can do it that way, rather than you need to do it that way.

yeah it's such a weird proposition. I get that they're pointing to the phone as the centre of communication, which makes sense, but what's the real benefit? It just seems so clumsy. Why isn't it all just in one system?

I do kinda like the idea of getting push notifications from friends being like 'come splat me pls'

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Bomberman is full price in Australia at 90 Australian Dollars.

Hmmmmm.

Maybe I should only get Zelda.....

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

Anidav posted:

Bomberman is full price in Australia at 90 Australian Dollars.

Hmmmmm.

Maybe I should only get Zelda.....

Can't be, the UK price was confirmed as £50.

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Yea, $50 is too much for a Bomberman game. Jeeeesus. To think I was the one reminding people "that $60 is just a placeholder!" On any other console, this would be a $20 digital title at most.

On the same note, I've been passively interested in Binding of Isaac due to all of its praise, and apparently I'll like it because I enjoyed Enter The Gungeon, but $40 seems mountainous when I could get Rebirth and Afterbirth on PS4 for $26 (Or just Rebirth for $15.) Guess I'll just be waiting for sales or used copies.

Kawabata
Apr 20, 2014

You plebians just don't know what epic literature is. You should try reading Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James, Dan Brown, or Ayn Rand.

VideoGames posted:

I'm Switched on for the 3rd of March.

I'm not going to do a 360 on such a console. It would be a dream to cast my first day playing such a station full of games. This might be a masterful system, the genesis of brand new super entertainment experiences. Am I going to game? boy am I!

this is what happens when a once respectable mod on SA turns into a silly nintendo fanboy

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Kawabata posted:

this is what happens when a once respectable mod on SA turns into a silly nintendo fanboy

Do you not see all the game console name allusions in there? :(


Also I was just about to post that I am truly shocked about the prices on everything except the switch itself. £279 is what I see as OK for the console. Everything else however seems absolutely crazy to me.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Kawabata posted:

this is what happens when a once respectable mod on SA turns into a silly nintendo fanboy

They make good and funny posts?

Kawabata
Apr 20, 2014

You plebians just don't know what epic literature is. You should try reading Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James, Dan Brown, or Ayn Rand.

VideoGames posted:

Do you not see all the game console name allusions in there? :(


Also I was just about to post that I am truly shocked about the prices on everything except the switch itself. £279 is what I see as OK for the console. Everything else however seems absolutely crazy to me.

oh come on there is a console in my post too, it was hard to put it in, and no one noticed it :negative:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
The prices for accessories seem just a tad higher than they should be. Of course, when everything is a tad to high, it adds up quickly. Bomberman, if full price, is too high for me, as is 12Switch. Priced the same, or even within :10bux: of BotW is lunacy seeing them side by side.

I don't plan on buying any accessories right away (other than maybe that Zelda amiibo :swoon:) but I might want a classic controller down the line, maybe. Most of the people I'd play multiplayer with will have their own switch and would easily bring their joycon along.


I assume those USB ports will support the GC controller adapter eventually. I can't imagine playing smash on joycon (although I have one friend that is somehow decently good at playing on a wiimote with no nunchuk)

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

enojy posted:

On the same note, I've been passively interested in Binding of Isaac due to all of its praise, and apparently I'll like it because I enjoyed Enter The Gungeon, but $40 seems mountainous when I could get Rebirth and Afterbirth on PS4 for $26 (Or just Rebirth for $15.) Guess I'll just be waiting for sales or used copies.

Afterbirth+ is another ten bucks on top of that, it's not too unreasonable

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Kawabata posted:

oh come on there is a console in my post too, it was hard to put it in, and no one noticed it :negative:

I cannot see it. I'm trying :(

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


VideoGames posted:

I cannot see it. I'm trying :(

"SA turns"

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
What is your arbitrary measuring stick where Bomberman isn't deserving of being a full price game?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

God DAMMIT

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



enojy posted:

Yea, $50 is too much for a Bomberman game. Jeeeesus. To think I was the one reminding people "that $60 is just a placeholder!" On any other console, this would be a $20 digital title at most.

How much were previous Bomberman games, like the N64 ones?

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Damnnnn! That's really good! Nice one Kawabata!

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Erg posted:

I remember that Laura Dale twitter that everyone was relying on for leaks saying that Mother 3 on the VC was going to be announced during the big Switch conference. So did that not happen or what

Someone said a while ago that Nintendo might have been sending out fake leaks to figure out who was leaking to her.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

I'll reserve judgment til I get to try it and see the build quality, but the prices for the accessories seem absurd. I was pissed when I had to pay $50 for a Wii U Pro controller (even though it is excellent); $70 for a Switch Pro controller is not reasonable, no matter how nice it is. $80 for a pair of joycons is flat-out awful. If they can bring controller prices down to the $50 range, I'd probably take the plunge, but as things stand I'd probably just make do with the included accessories.

That said, if they released gamecube controller-shaped joycons along with smash, they'd probably make a mint.

Takoluka posted:

How much were previous Bomberman games, like the N64 ones?

$40-50 on release

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I saw the pro controller on Amazon UK this morning for £99. $70 would be a lot more palatable!

BreakAtmo
May 16, 2009

Erg posted:

I remember that Laura Dale twitter that everyone was relying on for leaks saying that Mother 3 on the VC was going to be announced during the big Switch conference. So did that not happen or what

What she said was that she has multiple sources suing it is happening, and will be released in Q2 2017, not that it would necessarily be announced at the presentation. One theory she posited is that the Q2 release date is actually E3 - as in, they'll get on stage at E3 and go “We at Nintendo are proud to announce that fan-favorite Mother 3 has been fully translated into English, and will be launched on the Switch Virtual Console... RIGHT NOW".

Also, remember that the whole thing about Mother 3 is that it's never received a proper English translation and Western release. The Japanese have had the game for years. It wouldn't really be a main priority for a Japan-focused presentation.

BreakAtmo
May 16, 2009

Cojawfee posted:

Someone said a while ago that Nintendo might have been sending out fake leaks to figure out who was leaking to her.

Laura is not the only one saying this, Emily Rogers was I believe the first one to say with total certainty that Mother 3 for Virtual Console is in fact done. Supposedly it was in development for the Wii U VC but was held back to be a Switch exclusive.

edit: Sorry for the double post.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

I get that a lot of companies like to purposefully leak content among a large number of "leakers" with an assortment of incorrect information to throw people off, but goddamn I feel like the track record on these Switch leakers is just too terrible to even consider listening.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I am still considering if I should have a physical copy of Bomberman, or go full digital.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Not a Children posted:

$40-50 on release

Gotcha. I can do $50 for R. If nothing else, it tells Konami that I want more of those things.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Policenaut posted:

I get that a lot of companies like to purposefully leak content among a large number of "leakers" with an assortment of incorrect information to throw people off, but goddamn I feel like the track record on these Switch leakers is just too terrible to even consider listening.



I'm loving these counterespionage tactics to combat leaks. All they do is give people five minutes of fame, and at best it ruins surprises, and at worst it fucks with shareholder's expectations.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Policenaut posted:

I get that a lot of companies like to purposefully leak content among a large number of "leakers" with an assortment of incorrect information to throw people off, but goddamn I feel like the track record on these Switch leakers is just too terrible to even consider listening.



It's almost like these people are blabber mouths and probably told wrong information

BreakAtmo
May 16, 2009

Policenaut posted:

I get that a lot of companies like to purposefully leak content among a large number of "leakers" with an assortment of incorrect information to throw people off, but goddamn I feel like the track record on these Switch leakers is just too terrible to even consider listening.



Sure, if you completely ignore all the stuff they've gotten right. In Laura's case that includes a lot of hardware details - she was leaking stuff like the advanced (HD) rumble, the location and functionality of the record button, the size, resolution and capabilities of the touchscreen, etc. back in August before we had even seen the console. She also leaked a supposed Mario/Rabbids game, and then soon after, Ubisoft had a video with Rabbid-ised Mario on a shelf in the background, which seems like foreshadowing for an announcement.

There's always going to be bad sources, wrong guesses, internal delays and name changes and whatnot, but there are legit leakers with legit sources.

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
I'll probably get Bomberman digital. If I get a bigger SD card then I'm for sure putting Mario Kart and the eventual Smash game on it

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Jables88
Jul 26, 2010
Tortured By Flan

Cojawfee posted:

Someone said a while ago that Nintendo might have been sending out fake leaks to figure out who was leaking to her.

Checks out, I remember she tweeted that Nintendo was planning to send Princess Myrcella to Dorne.

EDIT: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe featuring 16 new tracks was probably just a misunderstanding (as it's got the DLC rolled in, which is 16 more tracks than the base Mario Kart 8).

Jables88 fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Jan 19, 2017

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