MattD1zzl3 posted:

Guys im really gonna miss obama Can we re-roll a new election, like when your stats come out wrong? The founding fathers never played DnD.



RIP Barack "The islamic shock" Hussein "Superallah" Obama


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI

cinci zoo sniper posted:

MattD1zzl3 posted:

One time this girl and i smoked a blunt and did it, i didnt know yet that her whipping off her shirt was patriarchal programming and she was too intoxicated to give consent


I wasnt even 20 yet. ill turn myself into the police tonight.

stone cold posted:

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

The FBI should arrest Trump before he's finished swearing in because Russian poo poo and suggest a do over, because that would be funny for me

cinci zoo sniper posted:

what the gently caress

Tiler Kiwi posted:

dang, after dadchat gets liquidated i'm gonna have to find yet another place to post

no crew lasts forever

Randler posted:

Let me tell you about webcomics.

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Is it still holloween in monster pop

Mustached Demon posted:

Will the freep thread be safe?

Mustached Demon posted:

Will the freep thread be safe?

stone cold posted:

nobody's been in there for years

except for.........the posting ghosts

stone cold posted:

nobody's been in there for years

except for.........the posting ghosts

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i was always wondering what's the story behind the "alhazred", coming across you in other threads

Alhazred posted:

It was the best of alhazred, it was the worst of alhazred...

Randler posted:

The posting ghosts are just a story old man kalstrams tells to posters so they don't find his hidden kartupeli caches.

quote:

DODGE COUNTY — The Dodge County Sheriff’s Office came across something odd in the road Tuesday evening, January 17th — hundreds of thousands of Skittles!

This story starts out about Skittles — but ends up being about cows!

The well-known candy was spilled all over County Highway S near Blackbird Road. They were discovered shortly before 9:00 p.m.

No one knew where the candy came from or where it was going, but county road crews said the Skittles spill was actually helpful, as the roads in the area have been icy and the thousands of little candies improved traction.

So that’s one unexpected silver lining from that mishap.

“While we don’t know who did this, it is certainly clear that it may be difficult to ‘Taste the Rainbow’ in its entirety with one color,” said the Sheriff’s Office in a post to their Facebook page.

This story gets better.

On Wednesday afternoon, officials said they confirmed the Skittles fell off the back of a flatbed truck. They were in a large box and because it was raining, the box got wet and the Skittles spilled.

Sheriff’s officials said it has been reported that the Skittles were intended to be feed for cattle, as they did not make the cut for packaging at the company.

Yes, they’re feeding candy to cows — and they’ve been doing it for years.

A former farmer told CNN affiliate WBAY that candy makers and bakeries often sell rejects to be used as cattle feed because they provide “cheap carbs.”

The practice goes back decades, but it picked up steam in 2012 when corn prices were surging and cattle farmers were looking for a cheaper way to keep their cows and other livestock fed.

“(It) is a very good way for producers to reduce feed cost, and to provide less expensive food for consumers,” said Ki Fanning, a livestock nutritionist with Great Plains Livestock Consulting, told CNNMoney at the time.

Sweet treats

OK, fine, but is mixing in castoff candy, cookies or ice cream sprinkles in the hay fed to livestock healthy for them? (And for us, since we eat them?)

“I think it’s a viable (diet),” John Waller, an animal science professor at the University of Tennessee, told Live Science. “It keeps fat material from going out in the landfill, and it’s a good way to get nutrients in these cattle. The alternative would be to put (the candy) in a landfill somewhere.”

Skittles for cows was a shock to folks up in Wisconsin who saw the Facebook post about the roadway spill.

Some were outraged about it.

“Absolutely gross!” wrote one commenter. “Why are we OK with feeding cows Skittles to fatten them up. Know where your meat comes from people. I hope you’re all learned something from this.”

But another commenter considered the advantages.

“Strawberry Skittles = Strawberry milk.”

Octatonic posted:

tbh, that seems about right. that's gotta be something that kills you, at the very minimum on the inside

kustomkarkommando posted:

the traditional anti-american leanings of european nationalist parties thrown into disarray

cinci zoo sniper posted:

http://i.imgur.com/UMEI1st.gifv

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Oh come on, loosen up. I dont see why she was demodded, dont get me wrong. I always liked her (and TB, who i hope takes her place), and her rules were easy to follow. Something must have happened in another thread. She did run those threads like a little fiefdom tho, you have to admit.



VVVV edit: I stand by my statement cinci zoo sniper, socal can suck it. VVVVV

MattD1zzl3 posted:

I'm conflicted on what to feel about the dugger's sun. Male sexuality often manifests in a very predatory way and frankly i do feel a 13-17 year old should be allowed to be a creepy pervert and still live a normal adult life afterwards (within reason). I wouldnt forget or downplay for a moment the effect and trauma this could have on the victims, and think that is where we should be focusing our anger and frustration with the dugger's parenting "skill", instead of how they responded to the boy.

Tiler Kiwi posted:

i hate when i post opinions and nobody agrees or calls me stupid, because i do everything i do for attention

boy are my arms tired posted:

we can argue about video games if you want

what is your opinion on persona

R. Guyovich posted:

holy poo poo

boy are my arms tired posted:

we can argue about video games if you want

what is your opinion on persona

cinci zoo sniper posted:

http://i.imgur.com/UMEI1st.gifv

Cease to Hope posted:

there is some sort of weird tire fire blazing on SA and the toxic fumes keep randomly choking people to death and it's all very confusing

cinci zoo sniper posted:

that's like parody of telltale games with clunkier controls

Tiler Kiwi posted:

i dont own a console so i dont have a real one

good people seem to think theyre good, and im inclined to believe that