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It's not a JPEG sale, it's a sale of "war bonds"
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:19 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:42 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:...which is why I shave that poo poo smooth, son. Shorn and botoxed here--it is like a tomato...
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:20 |
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RagnarokZ posted:Hey, you guys reember the Ouya? Ouya was the last main train-wreck I followed prior to Star Citizen. Star Citizen is a lot like Ouya writ large.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:22 |
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HycoCam posted:Is ATV going away? Sure hope someone still posting on the RSI forums or reddit suggests CIG should do a live action/lore show. Screw the updates, just give the backers what they really want--20 minutes of Pusher combined with a few minutes of rendered spaceship scenes. It sure would make Star Citizen good again... My balls have like 3 hairs max on them now. I have a new gf.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:24 |
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https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/821906579805114368 https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/822090837211353088
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:26 |
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HycoCam posted:Shorn and botoxed here--it is like a tomato... it shouldn't be that color, though. TrustmeImLegit posted:My balls have like 3 hairs max on them now. I have a new gf. Airquote that poo poo.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:42 |
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Hav posted:it shouldn't be that color, though. C'mon. Don't tell me you haven't tried squeezing 'em that hard before . . .
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:43 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/821906579805114368 "What type of missions are you hoping to see in the Star Citizen Universe? Because we have no loving idea what we're doing."
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:43 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/821906579805114368 Are CIG just spamming all the commandos with "what do you want to see" type questions? You seem to have posted a hell of a lot of gremlich/lethality answering them.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:44 |
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https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/732271992758534145 https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/740361056871141377 https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/766615407503474688 https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/779120962440663040 https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/785395809235963904
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:45 |
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The article 'Disturbed Jim' was linking.... I think we're safe http://news.sky.com/story/trolls-could-face-jail-under-new-legal-guidelines-10611929?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:50 |
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Erenthal posted:Also, yeah, reminder that Shroud of the Avatar is pretty much equally scummy, though at least it seems "playable" (???????) This is great. You spend $1600 on a house in a game that looks like a ship, and you still have to pay taxes on it or it's taken back. That's balls. Thanks Origin guys! I actually used to respect you back in the day.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:52 |
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Beet Wagon posted:SurfaceDetail - your bait is boring and played out now. I'm gonna start probating your if you keep trying to slapfight idiots who take it. You are the best mod.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 19:58 |
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Fain80 posted:I applaud the attempt, comrade. Got any screenshots from your goodbye thread or an archive link? 'something went wrong' by time time I clicked it...
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:00 |
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MeLKoR posted:
This is so sad. I hope this guy gets to be satisfied with the game at some point.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:04 |
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The Titanic posted:This is so sad. Roberts is looking less and less like an incompetent given too much money, and more like Willy Wonka. Someone should visit the Santa Monica office and see if a team of orange programmers sing the oompa-loompa song as a warning.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:09 |
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I still can't believe he named his official website Roberts Space Industries.com
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:10 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:...which is why I shave that poo poo smooth, son.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:11 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:I still can't believe he named his official website Roberts Space Industries.com You know how some people just can't get enough of themselves ? Chris Roberts is the fatter middle aged male version of Kim Kardashian And that's saying a few things about Sandi 'Ray J' Gardiner
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:16 |
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eh I think he's just a guy who got really lucky, whats the phrase about catching lightning in a bottle or whatever. Then more games got made as he sat around as creative consultant and bullshit and he thought he was a visionary genius. It's like notch made minecraft and all that poo poo but he doesn't do anything now. But in 20 years if made a kickstarter for some game I bet he'll have a cult following too.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:18 |
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phosdex posted:eh I think he's just a guy who got really lucky, whats the phrase about catching lightning in a bottle or whatever. Then more games got made as he sat around as creative consultant and bullshit and he thought he was a visionary genius. I think you're partially right , but that doesn't forgive him for milking stupid nerds while he knows he has neither the pure talent, creativity , or genius everyone thinks he has It's the kind of plot line that would have the movie end with Roberts giving all the money back himself since he couldnt live from the guilt of fleecing so many people, Instead he will continue to savant his way through every interview and public event until the doors are finally shuttered
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:25 |
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The Titanic posted:This is great. You spend $1600 on a house in a game that looks like a ship, and you still have to pay taxes on it or it's taken back. That's balls. Thanks Origin guys! I actually used to respect you back in the day. No you salty asshat, you spend $1600 for the lot of virtual land next to the ship. The green area. It is worth it because the view is top-notch.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:30 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:They did estimate it properly. You just left them high and dry. I also suggest you read the tos, all purchases go to support development. I understand that cig has decided to give refunds but you arent morally entitled to one. Is that the same ToS that stated they would release their financials if they hadn't delivered 18 months after the original kickstarter release date?
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:30 |
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Well yeah. That's true in all countries that don't have freedom of speech.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:33 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/DisturbedJim83/status/817778557149650945 It turns out that DisturbedJim is actually an old friend:
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:33 |
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The "Shroud of the Avatar" screenshots made me curious about what other people thought about the game, since I grew up with Ultima, and this article from 2013 is loving spot on and every bit as relevant to CR http://techland.time.com/2013/03/11/before-you-drop-money-on-richard-garriotts-shroud-of-the-avatar/ quote:I don’t mean to sound like a curmudgeon, except yes I do: Being Richard Garriott isn’t enough to persuade me to hand someone cash to make a game. Garriott’s track record — and I think I’m being generous here — has been pretty spotty since the early 1990s. I don’t believe in patronizing celebrity designers for nostalgia’s sake, or that someone who knew how to design something 20 years ago necessarily understands what it takes to break the mold today and simultaneously dot the i’s and cross the t’s. The author, Matt Peckham, also wrote an article about SC back in 2014 http://time.com/61431/check-out-12-minutes-of-star-citizen-not-being-the-game-youll-play/ quote:But then we’re looking at the disjointed scraps of something that’s not even a game yet. The apparently high school-age audience (that mistook a space sim demo for a sporting event where dimwits shout half-intelligbly) didn’t seem to mind. Yes, the demonstrator bounces off an asteroid toward the end (several times). Did you think that was a feature? That you were watching a representation of what you’ll play in one or maybe two years? Nothing has changed.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:43 |
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trucutru posted:No you salty asshat, you spend $1600 for the lot of virtual land next to the ship. The green area. It is worth it because the view is top-notch. Well duh, you would know that if you knew anything about game development... Houses are separate. Basements are separate as well.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:47 |
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GazChap posted:IT'S... THE WALL OF CROBBLER! I am immersed in this smorgasbord of vision. I am glad of it, for my life would lack all meaning without this artistic and bold vision of the science fiction future that'll redeem us all in the end, refund or no. Fine work!
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:48 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:They did estimate it properly. You just left them high and dry. I also suggest you read the tos, all purchases go to support development. I understand that cig has decided to give refunds but you arent morally entitled to one. Yeah, they are. There is no real end in sight to this development process. How many years are these people supposed to wait? Yet we see all sorts of nice things being purchased (don't even ask me to believe they were brought in from home and crap like that) that are NOT directly development related with what could only be backer money. The only real thing I think CIG develops is excuses and misdirection.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:50 |
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Whoa, the Twilight Zone... vote Trump, I guess
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:53 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Translation: When things are going swimmingly at CIG that even the bitter husks can't find much fault in it rational calm people can finally find a voice amidst the peanut gallery. Not so much swimmingly, I'd say, than desperately flailing trying to keep from drowning. (Explains Chris's hand motions, actually.) Samizdata fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jan 19, 2017 |
# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:56 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:My balls have like 3 hairs max on them now. I have a new gf. whats his name
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 20:57 |
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Ben
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:00 |
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did he eat your pubes while mumbling about angry space cats
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:01 |
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hey there sugar wanna hang with me? I don't wanna brag but I'm known as AssRapistDude420 on the internet
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:08 |
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trucutru posted:No you salty asshat, you spend $1600 for the lot of virtual land next to the ship. The green area. It is worth it because the view is top-notch. Whoa. So you don't even get the ship??? Just a square next to a water tile? No house or anything??? Why, Origin, why? You used to be such good guys.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:09 |
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The Titanic posted:Whoa. So you don't even get the ship??? Just a square next to a water tile? No house or anything??? It was Chris Roberts who drove Origin into financial turmoil and caused them to sell out to EA.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:13 |
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Dude. You need to go do something else for a while. You are becoming what they are.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:18 |
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Lladre posted:Dude. You need to go do something else for a while. You are becoming what they are. That line became blurry for this entire thread a long time ago.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:21 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:42 |
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It's why I tell people to go take a break from time to time. No one listens though. As far as that Shroud of Avatar housing thing. If you were a kickstarter backer, you get a tax exempt deed. So you never lose your place. If you are a wealthy filthy non backer you can buy a deed but have to pay taxes or it will revert back to unowned.
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# ? Jan 19, 2017 21:31 |