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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Takes No Damage posted:

This can't be real, it'll be on a Captain Disillusion Quick D video in 6 months or something. How do they not sting him just by him mashing his hands all over their stingers?

He may have been stung, he just doesn't care. :black101:

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Chicken Doodle posted:

Pff, I've got that lady beat - I wrecked a rental car in 7 minutes!

Two weeks after I bought my first brand new car only for a car to run a red light and slam into me, luckily right in front of a cop.

The schadenfreude is on me for thinking that insurance would make it an easy fix instead of 6 months of fighting.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

:stare: :ohdear:

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Yeah some one posted the video of that previously. He didn't die but he was seriously hosed up. Not nice.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns1tu1jZ3mc

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Takes No Damage posted:

This can't be real, it'll be on a Captain Disillusion Quick D video in 6 months or something. How do they not sting him just by him mashing his hands all over their stingers?
Dude is too hardcore as gently caress for them, that's how.

Bip Roberts posted:

I guess he might have already sprayed the hive but it would still be filled with pointy bees.
It's hard to make out because of the lovely compression, but if you look at full screen the hive is covered on the outside with the fuckers. And the first one he picks off the wall flies in a second or two into the vid.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jippa posted:

Yeah some one posted the video of that previously. He didn't die but he was seriously hosed up. Not nice.

Here's a similar one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB24oDdQpAA

quote:

Daredevil Shane Brown was lucky to avoid paralysing himself after his back hit the hidden tree trunk when he jumped at Kapena Falls in Hawaii, breaking 14 of his ribs and both his shoulder blades.

The 24-year-old was attempting a triple gainer - a jump facing forwards, into a back somersault, landing in the water feet first - when disaster struck.

On his first rotation, Shane, from Honolulu, Hawaii, clipped the crown of his head on the hard rock causing him to release his tuck position.

Unable to right himself in time, his whole back slaps the pool below, landing directly on an unforeseen log.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
By "unforeseen log", I guess they mean the clearly visible log floating on the surface.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

By "unforeseen log", I guess they mean the clearly visible log floating on the surface.

He might not have been able to see it from where he was jumping but it was clearly visible to whoever was shooting the footage. Whoopsie!

It turns out that there's a whole bunch of videos of people getting seriously hosed up by diving off cliffs. They don't even have to hit rocks or a log, some of them manage to break their backs just by landing on a bad angle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Br03elaVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UXfTaoBsV0

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





Hahaha. "Woo! Just do it! Don't think!"

*breaks back*

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Jippa posted:

Yeah some one posted the video of that previously. He didn't die but he was seriously hosed up. Not nice.

I finally tracked him down. Original video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUAzEacbBjQ
GoFundMe page with more info: https://www.gofundme.com/kyleponciano

quote:

We now know he tore his abdomen, partially collapsed and bruised his lung, shattered right elbow, along with broken pelvis. Kyle literaly is our own bionic man. He was placed in a medically induced coma and several surgies later he is now home. He was supposed to go directly to a rehab facility but doctors decided he couldn't physically do it so they sent him home to rest, heal and gain strength for what is most likely to become the hardest part of this journey.
There used to be a photo of his hosed up elbow but it was so gnarly that people got squeamish so they took it down.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You'd think attempting a triple lindy would be better left in proximity to medical services for when the inevitable happens.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Sponge Baathist posted:

You'd think attempting a triple lindy would be better left in proximity to medical services for when the inevitable happens.

No but you see YOLO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8afVlGtmZw

quote:

Someone might want to go get him, he's going down.

Edit: jesus, these videos just don't stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apzFm-4rhSM
... and a further two compilation videos after that

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 12:46 on Jan 19, 2017

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://zippy.gfycat.com/BlondFlawedIguana.webm

e: breaks tables something fierce

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He might not have been able to see it from where he was jumping but it was clearly visible to whoever was shooting the footage. Whoopsie!

Which is why you always, always, always check the water before you jump into it.

These are the drat fools who serve as warning to others.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Some of the spectators are amazingly blasé in some of those videos where their friends are really obviously in an immense amount of pain and struggling to keep their head above water. There's one where a guy is incoherently screaming in agony and you can hear someone ask "Are you okay?" No he's not okay, lady.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Platystemon posted:

https://zippy.gfycat.com/BlondFlawedIguana dot webm

e: breaks tables something fierce

This kills the budget.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I hate the tech sector, so this made me happy, even as I recognize that nothing will change and things will only get worse oh god:

http://sfist.com/2017/01/18/oracle_white_men_safra_catz_labor.php

RizieN
May 15, 2004

and it was still hot.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He might not have been able to see it from where he was jumping but it was clearly visible to whoever was shooting the footage. Whoopsie!

It turns out that there's a whole bunch of videos of people getting seriously hosed up by diving off cliffs. They don't even have to hit rocks or a log, some of them manage to break their backs just by landing on a bad angle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Br03elaVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UXfTaoBsV0

You guys ever watch videos of poo poo that you've done and then feel fear/anxiety? Thinking back to all the cliffs I've jumped off of, my age & intelligence at the time, I feel an actual fear here and now at my computer.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



I just wanna thank you for posting this

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

RizieN posted:

You guys ever watch videos of poo poo that you've done and then feel fear/anxiety? Thinking back to all the cliffs I've jumped off of, my age & intelligence at the time, I feel an actual fear here and now at my computer.

Same thing just reflecting on poo poo I've done or said in general in the past. Some loving stupid stuff I dodged or Mr. Magoo'd my way through, that's for sure.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

RizieN posted:

You guys ever watch videos of poo poo that you've done and then feel fear/anxiety? Thinking back to all the cliffs I've jumped off of, my age & intelligence at the time, I feel an actual fear here and now at my computer.

Yeah this is why I never watch any of the porn I did

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

He's fine(ish), he was on Tosh.0 a few seasons ago. He broke a bunch of bones and got a nasty concussion, but he survived.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow
I'd just like to bring the focus to this particular snowy trek in this previous video because if real Holy poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvmObyUb-VM&t=223s

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Yeah that bear one is subtle and terrifying.
Also there's a bunch of very well known super fake videos in that collection and it makes me sperg out.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Baronjutter posted:

Yeah that bear one is subtle and terrifying.
Also there's a bunch of very well known super fake videos in that collection and it makes me sperg out.

Such as the bear video.

-Zydeco- has a new favorite as of 22:19 on Jan 19, 2017

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us31NSp4wI8

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Baronjutter posted:

Yeah that bear one is subtle and terrifying.
Also there's a bunch of very well known super fake videos in that collection and it makes me sperg out.

Some of the most popular viral videos of the last 2 years were made by one Australian company, including that bear one, girl almost getting hit by lightening and lion attacking the hunter.

http://www.thewoolshedcompany.com/viral.html
https://mumbrella.com.au/melbourne-production-company-social-media-viral-fooled-world-8-times-379214

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

When I didn't think I could hate australians more than I already do....

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

Baronjutter posted:

When I didn't think I could hate australians more than I already do....

If you have to deal with the ones in B.C I don't blame you

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
https://twitter.com/106th/status/822206342513434625

SAD

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:sad:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He might not have been able to see it from where he was jumping but it was clearly visible to whoever was shooting the footage. Whoopsie!

It turns out that there's a whole bunch of videos of people getting seriously hosed up by diving off cliffs. They don't even have to hit rocks or a log, some of them manage to break their backs just by landing on a bad angle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Br03elaVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UXfTaoBsV0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCFc4gs-pS4&t=170s

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Harton
Jun 13, 2001

That first gif is better with sound. "GOD DAMNIT"! Dude is seriously pissed off that someone is that stupid and ruined everyones fun.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

No no clearly that's just because it was too early in the morning or something :byodood:

*conveniently overlooks time stamp*

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
That dude's account is so cringeworthy. Fat pasty dude trying to suck up to activists with Oprah gifs. Broken clocks, etc

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Oprah eats broken clocks twice a day?!

I mean, yeah... I guess that does make some kind of weird sense.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Would explain her general crankiness as of late.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

poptart_fairy posted:

Would explain her general crankiness as of late.

Everybody give this post a hand

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