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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

aphid_licker posted:

If you're looking for a corpus of really creepy language to mix in with something else this longish 1909 medical paper on cancer caused by x-ray exposure is a goldmine.


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2099032/

Lots of destruction, infiltration, corruption, decay type vocabulary. Don't look at the pics, I drat near horked at some.

here's another one:

Possible Fatalities from Superfires Following Nuclear Attacks in or Near Urban Areas

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qntm
Jun 17, 2009
if nobody feels like doing this with the complete scripts of The Simpsons then I might

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

qntm posted:

if nobody feels like doing this with the complete scripts of The Simpsons then I might

well there's always http://www.seinfeldscripts.com

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/822384197482332161

its u

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Oh God, someone please make a Markov/NN bot that generates nonsense riddles

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Sereri posted:

Oh God, someone please make a Markov/NN bot that generates nonsense riddles

i want this to exist so badly.

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/822437318019715072

lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i seem to remember someone having made a bot that generated spoonerisms

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Powaqoatse posted:

i seem to remember someone having made a bot that generated spoonerisms

I am not a bot

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/822443872806694914

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



^^ poo poo is deep ^^

flakeloaf posted:

I am not a bot

prove it

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






flakeloaf posted:

I am not a bot

I have 20 apples, I divide them amongst 0 people, how many apples does each person get?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

spankmeister posted:

I have 20 apples, I divide them amongst 0 people, how many apples does each person get?

false

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/822818382143782912

wyrbot getting dark

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



spankmeister posted:

I have 20 apples, I divide them amongst 0 people, how many apples does each person get?

""

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




guh that is dark as hell yeah

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


based on my conversation with the bot a couple days ago, this is his preferred solution to dealing with the very rich

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

spankmeister posted:

I have 20 apples, I divide them amongst 0 people, how many apples does each person get?

I asked both bots this question this morning:
https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/822850890273067009
https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/822851331316707329

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:stare:

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


lolwut

who the heck is chad?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

WrenP-Complete posted:

lolwut

who the heck is chad?

leave him out of this

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


WrenP-Complete posted:

lolwut

who the heck is chad?

Chad's the bro-est dude.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

WrenP-Complete posted:

lolwut

who the heck is chad?

Chad is the canon bro

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
i tried to find The Lonely Island sketch with a Chad bro exploring the country of Chad so instead there's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Ey7S6Iogc

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/823229825229864961

/presses Snooze button

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



hosed up

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/823281535164043264

aw they are friends :kimchi:

edit: i dont know how to get the link to show the whole conversation. hm.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

This is my new favorite bot.

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/822837212391714816

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/822656006610108416

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/822958015963742209
Paging M Night Shyamalan.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


:eyepop:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

MRBot is one of my favourite Twitter things

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/768298201958842370

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/789076401345351680

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/801005761362935808

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/815628090629976064

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/816676217818529792

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


I'm DYING. This is my new favorite one too!

#ded

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Oh yeah I've been following mrbot for a while, it's really good. There's also a magical realism weather bot that posts less often

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

https://twitter.com/MagicWeather/status/822539478740926466

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


Omg

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


This one may not actually be a bot now that I think about it

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

idt it's a bot

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/823207287976235008

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Powaqoatse posted:

btw i wonder if you could train a neural network on those guitar hero/rockstar/etc audio tracks

like use the [mixed track] => [original separate tracks] as ground truth so as to teach it how to separated any given track. probably too complex w current processing power & algorithms. would be pretty cool tho

you might have some success training a charter level nn with guitar tabs? It would be easy to scrape together a large corpus but it might be trickier to get it to do vertical lines? idk but it could be cool and there is probably a script out there can turn tabs into basic music.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/823621787128893446

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

can i choose neither?












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