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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

ALFbrot posted:

I don't know if anyone mentioned this in the intervening million pages, but 2005 was actually Ben vs. Jake Plummer lol
Ha, I read that entire list and didn't catch that.

2005 was Plummer's best regular season but he turned into a pumpkin out of nowhere when the postseason hit.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



ALFbrot posted:

I don't know if anyone mentioned this in the intervening million pages, but 2005 was actually Ben vs. Jake Plummer lol

Oh god, you're right, I was thinking of the divisional round game. Whoops.

The game where Peyton throws an awful int that the refs bail him out of, then Bettis fumbles on the goal line and it's almost returned for a TD except the guy was slow because his wife had stabbed him and then the idiot kickers shanks an easy field goal.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
2005 also happens to be the first time Brady was eliminated from the playoffs, courtesy of the Broncos :smug:

Kalli posted:

The game where Peyton throws an awful int that the refs bail him out of
Polamulu intercepts it, completes the action of making catch, runs a few yards, drops the ball (i.e. fumbles it) and picks it up on his own, gets tackled, refs review it and rule it an incompletion. People thought Pete Morelli was going to get demoted for that.

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jan 20, 2017

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jags/Ravens in London on 9/24 and Saints/Dolphins on 10/1

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


got any sevens posted:

Not everyone will get the joke, Paul

Yeah, I got it right after I made my post. :doh:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

MrLogan posted:

Dear, TFF: does anyone have the Rex Grossman video with the guy singing Let it Go from Frozen? Need to send it to a friend from Chicago and I can't find it anywhere on the internet. tia

I spent the better part of the last hour tracking this bastard down again, coming to learn it's unlisted on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




MrLogan posted:

Dear, TFF: does anyone have the Rex Grossman video with the guy singing Let it Go from Frozen? Need to send it to a friend from Chicago and I can't find it anywhere on the internet. tia

fartknocker posted:

I spent the better part of the last hour tracking this bastard down again, coming to learn it's unlisted on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc


And here I was coming to post it too, checked my YouTube favorites and it's #8 on the list.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

got any sevens posted:

Not everyone will get the joke, Paul

I don't get it... is it because casinos don't have clocks or windows? Either I'm dumb or its a bad joke... both is an option too I guess.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Frog Princess posted:

I don't get it... is it because casinos don't have clocks or windows? Either I'm dumb or its a bad joke... both is an option too I guess.
I think it's because Vegas is the city that never sleeps. If that's the reason then yes it's a dumb joke

\/\/ that makes more sense

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jan 20, 2017

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Frog Princess posted:

I don't get it... is it because casinos don't have clocks or windows? Either I'm dumb or its a bad joke... both is an option too I guess.

I think that casinos specifically avoid putting clocks anywhere that you can see them on the gambling floor so you have no real sense that, say, you spent the last four hours pushing a button on a slot machine like a trained rat.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001





Also apparently the Patriots hired a magician who performs tricks in the locker room.

No, really: http://www.weei.com/sports/boston/football/patriots/ryan-hannable/2017/01/19/patriots-have-a-team-magician-here-is-his-story

Kalli fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jan 20, 2017

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kalli posted:



Also apparently the Patriots hired a magician who performs tricks in the locker room.

No, really: http://www.weei.com/sports/boston/football/patriots/ryan-hannable/2017/01/19/patriots-have-a-team-magician-here-is-his-story

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

MrLogan posted:

Dear, TFF: does anyone have the Rex Grossman video with the guy singing Let it Go from Frozen? Need to send it to a friend from Chicago and I can't find it anywhere on the internet. tia

Igotchufam

https://youtu.be/V85zpK1D4Mc?list=PLM3rn4iVcdE3Rg4AX-a8wNwkM6kJtccXa

this is the first video I ever saved on Youtube. I never want to lose this bitch.

evilweasel posted:

It wasn't the rain that flooded everything in Sandy. It was the hurricane pushing the ocean up into the land: all the floodwaters were ocean water, not rain.

This is actually what causes flooding in every hurricane. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_surge

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jan 20, 2017

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Kalli posted:



Also apparently the Patriots hired a magician who performs tricks in the locker room.

No, really: http://www.weei.com/sports/boston/football/patriots/ryan-hannable/2017/01/19/patriots-have-a-team-magician-here-is-his-story

Magic tricks are awesome. I want my office to pay a magician to walk around on Friday afternoons or something.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Go Falcons

Pats also acceptable if Brady promises to give a Stone Cold Stunner to Goodell.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

SirPhoebos posted:

Pats also acceptable if Brady promises to give a Stone Cold Stunner to Goodell.
Goodell will be in Atlanta so you're out of luck

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Goodell will be in Atlanta so you're out of luck

one assumes he can't skip the superbowl though

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

evilweasel posted:

one assumes he can't skip the superbowl though

Where he will be ordering Buffalo Wild Wings-level hijinks to keep New England from winning.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

fartknocker posted:

I spent the better part of the last hour tracking this bastard down again, coming to learn it's unlisted on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc

Thank you. I've bookmarked it for the future.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

shiksa posted:

You know how in the winter sometimes the pipes are cold enough that hitting the cold tap it comes out at a nice like 45 no ice required?

Matt Ryan knows

Packer fan here but I have to agree with Matty Ice 100% on this. Man knows his water. That's a simple pleasure of life right there.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Bill who is the best punter during the 1970s?

BB: 6000 word answer

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Intruder posted:

I'm looking at your rap sheet and I've never probated you

Huh that was MV. Well guess that just shows your good taste in jokes :smugdog:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
MV was a lovely mod

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Why anybody would ever want to be a mod I don't know.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Why anybody would ever want to be a mod I don't know.

To ban all Pats fans and then immediately relinquish power. Like the dictatorship of Sulla, but even more awesome.

ChuckBTY
Feb 14, 2012

evilweasel posted:

one assumes he can't skip the superbowl though

Oh that's not how Roger works. In '14 when the Pats won he sacrificed poor Kurt Warner at the alter and had him present the Lombardi so that Goodell didn't have to. My guess is this year it'll be Donovan McNabb or something.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

ChuckBTY posted:

Oh that's not how Roger works. In '14 when the Pats won he sacrificed poor Kurt Warner at the alter and had him present the Lombardi so that Goodell didn't have to. My guess is this year it'll be Donovan McNabb or something.

But nobody wants to hold a trophy with vomit on it.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

But nobody wants to hold a trophy with vomit on it.

People want to hold the Stanley Cup all the time

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

cheesetriangles posted:

Bill who is the best punter during the 1970s?

BB: 6000 word answer

I mean, this is a pretty good answer to a topical question about LeVeon Bell:

Belichick posted:

“Well, I think defensively he really forces you to be disciplined. You jump out of there too quickly then you open up gaps and open up space. Le’Veon has a great burst through the hole. He doesn’t really need long to get through there, [and he] runs with good pad level. He’s hard to tackle so if you don’t get a full body on him then he’ll run right through those arm tackles. (He) really forces everybody to be sound in their gaps.

“Like I said, getting off and jumping around blocks or trying to get to the hole too quickly just opens up cutback lanes or stays in the front somewhere, and he does a great job of finding it. I mean team defense is the only way to stop it. There’s no one guy that can stop him. You’re going to have to have everybody doing a good job in a number of different areas all the way across the front and then do a good job of tackling.”

You just have to ask him nothing but intelligent football questions.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Aaron Rodgers and a bunch of other guys on the Packers have the flu now too.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

Aaron Rodgers and a bunch of other guys on the Packers have the flu now too.

Good. I hope they all die of dysentery :colbert:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



weird Asian candy posted:

Good. I hope they all die of dysentery :colbert:

No matter how often Rodgers slaughters Bears this is not the Oregon Trail.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/822551179477549059

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kalli posted:

Aaron Rodgers and a bunch of other guys on the Packers have the flu now too.

I bet you it is really mono.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/trags/status/822515371731251201



idiot

Pokemaster #421
Jul 14, 2005

For a swift one at the wrist, down on the old main drag.

Kalli posted:

Aaron Rodgers and a bunch of other guys on the Packers have the flu now too.

God drat this is getting stupid. At this rate the whole team is going to be practice squad guys. That poof sound you here in the distance is my last shred of hope we could keep the game close

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Just setting the stage for Rodgers flu game

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

My god that reply:

"Hope the refs are healthy; Packers can't go on without'em"

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lol Brady I love you to death but that's a bitchmode answer

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Has Vegas placed any odds on Rodgers audibly sharting himself before the snap at some point?

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jan 20, 2017

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