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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Jesus he's probably cold and bored and would much rather be playing Xbox instead of listening to a bunch of grown ups talk. Making fun of a child because his dad is a piece of poo poo is pretty scummy.

:allears:

Exactly.






Is the delay that long from the front of the mall to the back? Lots of random cheers from a distance.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

M_Gargantua posted:

There is one black guy in that entire choir

And Romney wept.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

shyduck posted:

Oh good, the crowd's friend made it

:vince:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So anyone see the football carrier move over?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Here we go...

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Untagged posted:

:allears:

Exactly.






Is the delay that long from the front of the mall to the back? Lots of random cheers from a distance.

It takes sound about 10 seconds to get from the Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

shyduck posted:

Oh good, the crowd's friend made it

:lol:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Starts to rain as soon as he starts talking. Fitting really.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Dude with a briefcase just rushed up behind Trump, was that the carrier?

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Well yeah but remember Chelsea.

Also poor kid has to be thinking that the good looks gene goes to the women only when he's around his step brothers.


What just happened?

Oh nothing. He was just making a speech. I just hate Chuck Schumer.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Dude with a briefcase just rushed up behind Trump, was that the carrier?

I was kinda confused by the group of middling officers who popped up behind him then disappeared again ?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Ah yes, the hallowed tradition of the incoming president making GBS threads gratuitously over the previous administration.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

So they stacked up a bunch of troops behind him then called them back. What the gently caress?

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

M_Gargantua posted:

I was kinda confused by the group of middling officers who popped up behind him then disappeared again ?

They called off the coup

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Yeah what was that. It looked a bit scary

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Perhaps to put up some kind of cover? They showed up when everyone else was getting out umbrellas and rain coats.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Untagged posted:

Perhaps to put up some kind of cover? They showed up when everyone else was getting out umbrellas and rain coats.

Yeah, they were the escorts for the various dignitaries a little while ago.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
No way Trump wrote this poo poo.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009
Yeah, I think they were rushing out umbrellas.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You know this isn't a horrible speech all things considered. I mean no measure of anything that will occur in the future.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
This isn't as bad of a speech as I was expecting. 3/10 meh. Can't wait for Twitter to balance it out.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MazelTovCocktail posted:

You know this isn't a horrible speech all things considered. I mean no measure of anything that will occur in the future.

It's pretty redundant. The message of returning power to the citizenry is great, but it'd be nice if he'd say something else. But it is well written...just getting more hollow as it gets longer.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

M_Gargantua posted:

This isn't as bad of a speech as I was expecting. 3/10 meh. Can't wait for Twitter to balance it out.

@POTUS

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Hey I thought this was an inauguration, did I miss this being another campaign stop that needed another campaign speech?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


shyduck posted:

Oh good, the crowd's friend made it

:lol:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Jesus Christ

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
'Merica First!


Fffffffffff

Edit; more winning fyi

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/EliMatthewson/status/822254336189165569

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Here we go

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

WE WILL BRING BACK OUR BORDERS

Where the gently caress did they go?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


"America First"


Hmmm, where have I heard that name before....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_First_Committee

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
WINNING

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
*SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF*

Dude hit the coke again this morning.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
And Trump just declared the equivalent to a new crusade.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Handsome Ralph posted:

"America First"


Hmmm, where have I heard that name before....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_First_Committee

Good I wasn't going nuts. I mean for a populist it's still not horrible. But lol that no one caught that.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Dissent officially became unpatriotic :patriot:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

"No room for prejudice" :laffo:

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
They're going to recall us for the New Crusades, right?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
This New Deal 2017 spending plan is interesting.

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The funniest thing is him talking about religion. Its just deeply amusing to me.

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