TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Rush: "For the first time, in a long time, I am proud of my country!"

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:23

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# ? May 17, 2024 05:02

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Trump's gonna be horny tonight

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

if you're not too old for the draft

Just dodge the draft like POTUS

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

CubsWoo posted:

Trump won, let us all be brothers in Trump

you are Diseased

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

logikv9 posted:

hey look on the bright side

Nuclear fireballs

let the korean war part 2 commence!

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

You are free to worship as you please, as per the 1st amendment, but gently caress you if it's not Christianity.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

president trump

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/822493328457474049

a big-time monkey's paw moment

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Boner Zone posted:

what branch of military should I volunteer for when they restart the draft

Air Force is pretty safe.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

CheesyDog: Jul 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Donald J. Trump is going to experience the longest dry spell of his adult life

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Volkerball posted:

oh good, the ominous clouds rolling in and the rain is a sign of good things to come.

No, it's a sign of God's blessing, haven't you listened?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Melania looks so happy.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

in some cultures a reigning nulear firestorm is a GOOD thing!!

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Prethident

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

Mr. Jive posted:

Trump's gonna be horny tonight

you mean right now

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

Is rick perry seriously chewing gum??????

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

Baloogan posted:

that speech was amazing

like not even by Trump standards hahaha you're as drunk as boner

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Baloogan posted:

that speech was amazing

It definitely did what it was supposed to, i.e. signal the nationalist-populist themes of the campaign are going to stick around for the actual Presidency.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

hey guys this is pretty hosed up right?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

paranoid randroid posted:

you are Diseased

Unite in Trump and be healed, friend

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Montasque posted:

Rush: "For the first time, in a long time, I am proud of my country!"

lol is he cribbing Michelle too?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

in the bible, rain is a blessing from the lord

in a farewell to arms, rain signifies death

both are correct today

may kali bless u president donald "j" trump as she will no doubt bless us all

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

why are the soldiers behind the priests now

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:24

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

can someone please explain to me are we a America first or Jesus first nation now I'm getting mixed signals here

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

mcbexx posted:

Melania looks so happy.

Ytmnd dot com slash melania never changes facial expressions

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

Dalaram: Jun 6, 2002; Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

Pretty lousy weather for this today. Reign with a chance of heil.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

Nichael posted:

dunno but that one seems pretty cool

How come none of your images load for me

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Hail to the cheif must now be played on kazoos.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Happy first Day The President Is In Constant Breach of the Constitution!

Did Trump let go of the DC National Guard commander as expected? I know after some outcry he let the old head of the NNSA stay for a while, was that the only senior official he let stay? Do we now have a ghost executive branch?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Mr. Jive posted:

Trump's gonna be horny tonight

he hosed a chair

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Apraxin posted:

currently outlined priorities of the Trump administration:

1) America first, gently caress you world
2) Eliminate radical islamic terrorism from the face of the earth
3) Conquer space
4) Cure all disease

oh ok, this sounds achievable and not the start of a terrible dystopia

lol let the trade wars begin!!! lol if you think this brings back your precious factories and coal mines! JUST loving LOL!!! HAHAHF CUKIGN L:OL

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

Baloogan posted:

president trump

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

Whiskerando: Mar 13, 2011

gently caress that guy for saying the bible shows that rain is a blessing from God. One time God used rain to kill the virtually everyone and everything.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

https://twitter.com/angelafritz/status/822492602113159169

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:25

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

zeal posted:

why are the soldiers behind the priests now

I keep waiting for them to arrest someone.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:26

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Whiskerando posted:

gently caress that guy for saying the bible shows that rain is a blessing from God. One time God used rain to kill the virtually everyone and everything.

that was a blessing

noah surviving was a curse

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:26

cams: Mar 28, 2003

i am glad we aren't going to have a federal government any more

i look forward to decisions about my life being made my corporations unbound by democracy

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:26

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Big Fat Iguana posted:

How come none of your images load for me

I was wondering the same thing. Thought it was just on my end. Thanks for pointing that out, I'll see what's up.

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Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

lol that I do believe guy was the prosperity gospel conman who humped dudes in church?

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