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YeahTubaMike posted:open floor plan offices, god willing companies can squeeze many more people into a workspace to save rent, and also under the guise of "communal better productivity" which everyone knows is horseshit but some people buy into it. plus you can watch over everyn so companies loving love it in every field now since it's cheaper.
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Xaris posted:They're fine and tasty, but you have to treat them as basically a Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Treat than yogurt drat! I'll stick with siggi's.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 22:13 |
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Paying employees.
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 22:16 |
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Causal Fridays in the grim future, there is only Hawaiian Thursdays
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Xaris posted:this will never go away fyi corporate panopticon will never die
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work/life balance
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 22:32 |
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Xaris posted:this will never go away fyi I work at a little hole in the wall place in the middle of nowhere. People who contribute have offices, and the drones work in what we quietly call "the bullpen." I work in the plant so whatever. Also moustaches are way dated even by retro-ironic timeline and I hope they go away as a marketing thing along with mediocre local craft beer. And also a friendly reminder that Ben and Jerry's is a division of Unilever, a massive, probably-evil corporation.
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nooneofconsequence posted:I saw this on sale in the store yesterday, is it good? The "Tart Cherry" is fuckin' excellent. All the other flavors I've tried have, indeed, been too sweet.
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Lesbian Bed Death posted:The "Tart Cherry" is fuckin' excellent. All the other flavors I've tried have, indeed, been too sweet. yea i get that it's good for my dirty dick
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Admiral Bosch posted:appealing to neoliberal social attitudes what are neoliberal social attitudes?
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Micro_____
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Xaris posted:same, at least something like the United or lame hrblock stuff wasn't as bad as god drat black walls with garbage smilies. i hate that they decorate it so much cause the actual natural station is kinda nice. On the bright side its going to make for easy dystopia setting for films. Take oppressive black walls with artificial smileys and like icons, add barrel fire and hobos gathered around it Then you just need to add one sci fi guard ambivalent towards their suffering guarding the 1st class transit
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paying employees
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Freestyle posted:paying employees Employees not on a salary
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Podcasts.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 22:41 |
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HR. All disputes against management, however legitimate will be solved by an email with the subject line "RE: gently caress You" and an attachment containing your termination along with a picture of a coked out board member rubbing their genitals on the personal belongings you left on your desk.
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YeahTubaMike posted:open floor plan offices, god willing I'm with you on this one. People who gripe about cubicles have apparently never experienced the hell that is open floor plan.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 23:41 |
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whats wrong with open floor plan i like the people i work with
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XMNN posted:whats wrong with open floor plan i like the people i work with Many LOLs. Putting actual ingredients on food products. Soy will be patented to the point where each genome will be grown as MK1344-B, rather than last-year's MK1344-A, but will get a more marketable name like "All Natural Soy"
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Phlairdon posted:Lately every street/subway ad by some tech startup is done in some atrocious, simple graphic style. They all look the same and it always looks like who ever was in charge couldn't be bothered to hire a designer to do it, rather they have their programmer poo poo it out on their off day. Lyft is the latest culprit guilty of this and I can't wait for this trend to die in a fire. style tends to fluctuate between poles of extreme minimalism and extreme ornamentation, but graphic design has been hovering consistently around minimalism for a while and probably won't shift away from it significantly in the near future.
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Corporations will be directly running for office before too long, and some people will cheer for it if they have nominally progressive social platforms (because that's currently better for their profit margins).
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being regulated in any way also, employing humans (beaten several times over but it bears repeating)
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Smiling to customers. Nobody working for a large corporation is happy.
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Paying some CEO millions of dollars when a robot can crunch the numbers and give a breakdown and solutions for under-performing departments.
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chumbler posted:Corporations will be directly running for office before too long, and some people will cheer for it if they have nominally progressive social platforms (because that's currently better for their profit margins). Exciting, isn't it? The Skeleton King fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Feb 16, 2017 |
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