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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
gf is deployed and im sad

yay booze

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

gf is deployed and im sad

yay booze

Why aren't you busy getting hosed by Jody?

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Pesticide20 posted:

Why aren't you busy getting hosed by Jody?

no jody good enough yo

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

no jody good enough yo

I can show you otherwise :wink:

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Pesticide20 posted:

Why aren't you busy getting hosed by Jody?

Jody is deployed too and currently deep up in 'dem GF guts.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


From https://imgur.com/topic/Staff_Picks/OLyLu

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Just watched Children of Men again last night, gently caress that's a good movie. I wished I had watched the credits longer before so I wouldn't have missed this gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahzNnXex5fY

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Rough Lobster posted:

Just watched Children of Men again last night, gently caress that's a good movie. I wished I had watched the credits longer before so I wouldn't have missed this gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahzNnXex5fY

It's a fantastic movie, also a 100% realistic depiction of near-future Britain.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
My little inauguration shindig is over, and the 30 pack of Keystone is almost untouched on account of us going straight for gin tonic. Good times.


Also,, I think it's time to admit I believe I have yellow fever.

Korean chicks are hot

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lmao, finally the truth comes out

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Yeah totally did not see that coming.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I am absolutely shocked by this new information

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Liberace was gay?!?!?!?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

Yeah totally did not see that coming.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/822610004138135554

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:captainpop:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

no bones about it posted:

Lmao, finally the truth comes out

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Yes please

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GnMR2EB54

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Y'all can go and take a hike


Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
No idea what "Prinkle" is, but it's now my poo poo

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
OH man, look at all of these, I could never dig those, terrible, :sad:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i wish korea would make tons of porn like japan does :sigh:

but none of that high pitched squealing poo poo that japanese girls do

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Welp, I accidentally googled too far around, here is Emily Ratajkowski once again:









Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Duzzy Funlop posted:

My little inauguration shindig is over, and the 30 pack of Keystone is almost untouched on account of us going straight for gin tonic. Good times.


Also,, I think it's time to admit I believe I have yellow fever.

Korean chicks are hot

Glad to see you're out of the closet kimchi fridge, man. Embrace that poo poo

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

gf is deployed and im sad

yay booze

I think you're supposed to get knocked up by a guy named Travis now

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Rough Lobster posted:

Glad to see you're out of the closet kimchi fridge, man. Embrace that poo poo

We don't put Kimchi in the fridge...:shrug:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Welp, I accidentally googled too far around, here is Emily Ratajkowski once again:











hi

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

:quagmire: I like where this is going.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Duzzy Funlop posted:

We don't put Kimchi in the fridge...:shrug:



I was at some Korean lady's house and she had her own refrigerator just for kimchi, I assumed they all did it. Especially because she gave us like five pounds of the stuff to take home and I foolishly put it into our fridge. I triple bagged it and everything. Next morning I go to pour a bowl of cereal and almost yack because the kimchi smell had somehow leeched through three presumably airtight plastic bags, through a closed carton, and tainted the milk.
Everything in the fridge had to go, it was nuts. Although I did shed my hangover as soon as I tasted it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
This is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. And the guy has made a ton of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvOWADwCDNg

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

Godholio posted:

This is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. And the guy has made a ton of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvOWADwCDNg

:lol:

Holy poo poo lost it when the cats kicked in.

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsFEyjw708M

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Saving this for Halloween:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxMHR6XXz0

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


:lol: that goddamn hippo

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBkYxnZXWPQ

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
what an amazing time to be alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYe_vjWdTIA

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Jesus Christ I am quite literally crying from laughter right now. My girlfriend is giving me hella side eye.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

A strong opening, and it just gets better.

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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I got drunk and poo poo was okay for a minute but I just remembered Gabe the dog passed on to doghalla (may he Bork forever) and now I'm actually legit sad.

Girlfriend isn't gonna know why I'm gonna be sad because she doesn't "get" small dogs but whatever

poo poo sucks.

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