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loquacius posted:We need to change some poo poo -- a higher minimum wage so that you can actually have two kids and a small, modest home off of two full-time Walmart jobs would be a start, and some protection to guarantee that the loving Waltons don't react to this by replacing all their cashiers with self-checkout lines. maybe not crowding this loving planet so much is a better solution? don't have kids and a family if you don't have the money for it, now or in the foreseeable future. even better leave this planet to the beasts and accept extinction
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necroid posted:maybe not crowding this loving planet so much is a better solution? don't have kids and a family if you don't have the money for it, now or in the foreseeable future. Only the wealthy can morally have children. The poor should feel guilty for existing when they cant afford it.
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Maybe in 2020
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necroid posted:maybe not crowding this loving planet so much is a better solution? don't have kids and a family if you don't have the money for it, now or in the foreseeable future. Yeah sure, there are all these very real, concrete issues I've spent several paragraphs enumerating, but it'll all be okay if we just tell the majority of our population not to have children, like, if everyone just mutually accepts that we have a massive underclass which will never know financial security or have a fulfilling life brilliant solution which will definitely work out very well in the short- and long-term I'm in a lovely mood today, have some confessions quote:I confessed to frequenting prostitutes in a previous iteration of this thread. Honestly to me it sounds like you've had your epiphany and the only thing left here is to quote:Followup on "Cougar!" shooting neighbor. Sorry I didn't include this before, I was still pretty emotional at the time.
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Benjamin Arthur posted:Only the wealthy can morally have children. The poor should feel guilty for existing when they cant afford it. loquacius posted:Yeah sure, there are all these very real, concrete issues I've spent several paragraphs enumerating, but it'll all be okay if we just tell the majority of our population not to have children, like, if everyone just mutually accepts that we have a massive underclass which will never know financial security or have a fulfilling life I'm not saying kill/sterilize the poors, I'm saying everyone should evaluate very carefully if they need and if they're ready to have a family if you do it anyway and you're not prepared for it financially or emotionally then it's all your fault, don't blame others. you might blame yourself and others for the circumstances that brought you to this point, but that's still a consequence of too many people that technically shouldn't be alive? I'm not rich btw and I hope that humanity dies off sooner rather than later
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necroid posted:I'm not rich btw and I hope that humanity dies off sooner rather than later Really? I don't think anyone could have guessed this from your posts.
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That's an awful lot of detail for a fake confession. .. Onto the 'armed revolution' chat (I know almost no one has said that was the solution) but has anyone itt seen the 'Rampage' films? That's the vibe I'm getting here. By the end of the third film people in Wall St, Hollywood, the News Station etc are being executed by the followers of the main character Bill Williamson. I however don't think that even that would 'save' the US. The billionaires, the media, all those people aren't 100% responsible for the effect on our nation; its the top 0.001%, the Illuminati fuckers that can't even be touched/traced/are completely unknown that are responsible (I know this is getting into conspiracy level poo poo) and killing the billionaires might not do much more than throw our country into turmoil unnecessarily. .. Now I'm all for armed vigilantism, I just started learning to shoot a 12 guage last week; but I have to wonder; is it really the answer? There are, undoubtedly, a seriously huge number of people on this planet; is killing everyone really the best course of action; is it the only course of action? The answer is of course not. I would rather we all lemming our cars off of a 500 mile high ramp designed to slingshot you using Earth's gravity to another planet. That would be awesome. Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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That only really works if the poor have easy access to abortion and birth control. Take that away and you're basically asking people below the poverty line to not gently caress.
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fruit on the bottom posted:That only really works if the poor have easy access to abortion and birth control. Take that away and you're basically asking people below the poverty line to not gently caress. This is pretty much the ultra-conservative republican model for cheap labor, right? Marketing sex everywhere for drat near everything, cutting funding for planned parenthood and demonizing them and similar organizations, and pushing hard for abstinence only sexual education. It's a great recipe for trapping young ignorant people in minimum wage jobs. Personal Lucubrant fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Jan 19, 2017 |
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Re: crazy neighbor-500 bullets could, depending on caliber, be a single box that costs $50. Not trying to start any gun argument, just pointing out that it's not really a red flag or anything that would have raised eyebrows had it been known. Disliking Vatican II is sometimes encountered among not insane people since it did make the Church liturgy way less like WH40K. The framed map with circled houses is definitely a red flag you could fly atop a burning Reichstag, though.
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P-Mack posted:Re: crazy neighbor-500 bullets could, depending on caliber, be a single box that costs $50. Not trying to start any gun argument, just pointing out that it's not really a red flag or anything that would have raised eyebrows had it been known. . I agree with the 500 bullets thing. The only reason it's alarming in this case is because she's proven to be insane. 500 rounds is not really a lot to a gun owner who goes to the range with any regularity. You can easily shoot 100-200 rounds at the range in a single session, especially if you go with friends. 500 to most avid hobbyists would just be "a good start." It's cheaper to buy in bulk anyway, and it's not like they're going to go bad any time soon unless you store them under water.
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Coat those bullets in cosmoline and store them in your pool!
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P-Mack posted:The framed map with circled houses is definitely a red flag you could fly atop a burning Reichstag, though. Yeah I mean it'd be really nice if these people didn't have ready access to guns also "I am not an economist" goon: yeah, it loving shows
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necroid posted:I'm not saying kill/sterilize the poors, I'm saying everyone should evaluate very carefully if they need and if they're ready to have a family Good grief. The issue isn't how many people there are (at least not economically; environmentally yes): it's how wealth is distributed. There is enough pie, it's just not being shared. The eight richest men in the world are as wealthy as the poorest half of people in the world put together. Would everything suddenly be dandy if they were as rich as only 25% of the world?
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And drastically lowering the birthrate won't magically fix things either, it will just create a huge gap between age demographics.
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necroid posted:maybe not crowding this loving planet so much is a better solution? don't have kids and a family if you don't have the money for it, now or in the foreseeable future. The majority of population growth happens in undeveloped or devolping nations where people don't have quality education and less access to medicine. This leads people to have more children (some will end up dying young) so that the parents have a higher chance of beong taken care of when they're older. I agree that there are people in developed nations who are super loving stupid and shouldn't have as many kids as they do but thats a drop in the bucket compared to whats going on in other areas of the world.
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Panfilo posted:And drastically lowering the birthrate won't magically fix things either, it will just create a huge gap between age demographics. Japan has an extremely low birthrate right now because they're all either terrified of sex or terrified of socializing, and all they have to show for it is a worryingly high average age quote:Girlfriend and I opened our relationship up this summer. It is the biggest disaster and I regret it still, but I am too prideful to tell her this. I gotta say this didn't end up backfiring in the exact way I thought it would, still entertaining though Gotta wonder what they thought "FWB" meant if this was their reaction quote:I can only get hard if I'm wearing or sniffing women's clothes. Preferably worn. yeah uh Maybe you should only look on fetlife or whatever because I think the average person would probably be scared off by that
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Some people, and this might be a shocker, pay nothing for porn or to indulge their fetish, and do it for way less than 15k.
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Having an open relationship is like trying to have a cake and eat it. In this case, you're taking bites out of the cake and spitting them out until it becomes a soggy, disgusting mess no sane person would want.
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lol open relationships guy couldn't even keep his story straight as to whether she's his girlfriend or his wife
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That open relationship tale ticked basically EVERY box. Perfect. Should be in the schadenfreude thread.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:lol open relationships guy couldn't even keep his story straight as to whether she's his girlfriend or his wife I'm sure it's difficult to focus on the continuity of your fake story while typing with one hand. Also just lol at the guy who thinks most people spend more than 15k on porn. Personal Lucubrant fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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monkeytennis posted:That open relationship tale ticked basically EVERY box. Perfect. Should be in the schadenfreude thread. The classic story would have gone "it turns out those cute work girls weren't actually into me after all but now my wife is scoring D every goddamn night and I have to sleep on the couch" but this is also acceptable
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quote:I believe I am the richest goon on the SA forums, with a net worth of about $57 million. drat, I wish I'd been smart enough to inherit $57 million and never work a day in my life It is in retrospect the perfect plan and I'm just kicking myself over here for not having thought of it (an obvious troll but I couldn't help pointing out the logic flaw in it) quote:I'm very tired of putting up with women. I ended a five year relationship about a year ago and I'm in my early 30s, I'm also an average to good looking guy, so I get looks but I also know I'm not that special. I went back to dating briefly but all women I ever meet are either mental children who can't hold an interesting conversation to save their life and/or want a baby-maker who will kill himself at work while they can stay at home. I think something just snapped. First I put a lot of effort into dating, then it got less and less until I noticed I only chatted and went on dates ironically to screw with the women by checking how much I can make up about me until it becomes outright crazy and unbelievable. Turns out you can make up a lot of poo poo and women will believe it. I also scammed a few out of money, free meals, sex with ambiguous consent, whatever I could get, just to see if I could get away with it. I could. One very desperate basket-case woman who barely leaves the house because of anxiety or mental illness or whatever I chatted with for a few months even sent me money so I'll visit her in her home country which is not that far off. (I'm not living in the US) I told her some spiel in how I'm very poor and couldn't afford a visit otherwise. I took the money and just ghosted her. She wrote me a flurry of mails and text messages I never read, because I think I might have gone too far and she might have had a breakdown, she was not very stable. you actually don't need therapy the most out of the anons who have submitted content ITT, but it's close dude, I think you know you're not really happy
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We need to bring back the foreign legion so that all these guys that are so angry at women and society can go be productive killing and dying in foreign lands.
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It's okay to hate people and to be happier alone, but please don't prey on desperate people at the same time.
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The Management posted:We need to bring back the foreign legion so that all these guys that are so angry at women and society can go be productive killing and dying in foreign lands. The french foreign legion still exists, they just dont take fat whimpy loser goons... Believe me I've tried..
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# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:47 |
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Silver Spoon Goon is a pretty swell fauxfession
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loquacius posted:drat, I wish I'd been smart enough to inherit $57 million and never work a day in my life Even if it were real, still not richest goon. I know of at least one active poster worth more. And of course there's at least one former goon with a fuckload more.
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True story incoming: My buddy's wife is pregnant and they're in an open relationship. They've been fighting a lot all of a sudden. Now I've never been in a truly open relationship, but I have been in failing ones, and this one is gonna explode into a million pieces. Super glad they decided this was a good idea when they had two little kids already that are gonna get caught up in this poo poo show. The funniest/worst thing about it is that they were confident that they were mature enough to pull this off and it's what they both wanted. This should probably go in the schadenfreude thread, but it fits here too.
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Solice Kirsk posted:True story incoming: Shouldn't have knocked up your buddy's wife dude.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:14 |
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Can someone link me the schadenfreude thread?
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Divot posted:Can someone link me the schadenfreude thread? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747078
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Thanks. This thread is 'extremely my poo poo'.
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quote:I have been a minority in the US for the past 8 years. A straight white male who doesn't believe in coddling people. ^^^ The rest of that confession was predictable and not particularly convincing or entertaining and I'm taking an unprecedented step in not posting it anyway but I'm posting that first line line because it provoked a huge involuntary eye-roll response in me which is worth something quote:I am the ugliest goon. I'm honestly the ugliest person I've ever met too, and I struggle every day with how to change this. quote:I've pretended in public to be physically handicapped for the last 4 years. My life was pretty much a mess before this. A buddy of mine one day suggested we go to a theme park, and I jokingly said we should get a wheelchair to skip the lines. So we did and it was awesome. it's always sunny reference
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I pretended I had aids to skip to the front of the lines at the water park.
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Same but diarrhea
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quote:I have been a minority in the US for the past 8 years. A straight white male who doesn't believe in coddling people. Ah yes, the rare straight white male who doesn't believe in "coddling"; truly a unique trait amongst a group of people renowned for their unfailing sympathy and soft-heartedness towards the disadvantaged and others that differ from them in any way.
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the future is WOW posted:Ah yes, the rare straight white male who doesn't believe in "coddling"; truly a unique trait amongst a group of people renowned for their unfailing sympathy and soft-heartedness towards the disadvantaged and others that differ from them in any way. loquacious taps a solid double, and you just chase after it waving a bat in the air, smh
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Haha "won't someone think of the white men? " what a bitch. The relationship thread had a lady who claimed to never get hit on. Do you ever ugly goon?
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