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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Von Sloneker posted:

well, at least no one will care about what Madonna said now

The pres thinks the CIA is there to plunder oil and suggested they'll "get another chance."

Can't wait for the 4:30 press event.

Press sec Spicer will walk into the room, see the assembled political reporters. He'll tell them he'll begin the event in a minute, he just needs to fetch something, He'll text his staff. "ITS TIME". They bar the doors from the outside. Spicer will grab the vial of nerve gas from his office, throw it in the room, and lock the door as the screaming begins.

He begins to type up the press release about the Unfortunate Gas Leak. As ordered, it will end with the required "Sad!".

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Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

free maggotmaster and agoddamnred

:ussr:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

STAC Goat posted:

I mean, its one thing to make accusations in the media and watch him just call them lies and move past them. Its another thing to empower a prosecutor to investigate one of those many lawsuits and cases we always hear about. I don't know how easy it would be to pin a crime on Trump, but I know that no one with the power of Congress has tried yet.

But I'm mostly just talking out my rear end to keep from drinking.

This scenario is currently playing out in South African politics and even with 783 charges against him, Jacob Zuma chugs along. If Trump is able to reinforce a culture of cronyism and protection as I'm sure he's done inside of his own businesses (especially with the Republican majority in house at the moment) he'll be absolutely untouchable.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
im laughing and crying and in shock that president donald trump is real and it seems like the primaries were yesterday

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Piss de Bundy posted:

why would they impeach trump, lol they didnt impeach george bush after the iraq war, holy poo poo what would it take to impeach trump he kills and eats an entire brigade of white babies??

those babies were no angels

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/saffree/status/822910034694832128

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

change my name posted:

Let's Players everywhere delete their accounts in disgust!

I'm first out the door t:mad:

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/mikememoli/status/822906745454469122

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Piss de Bundy posted:

im laughing and crying and in shock that president donald trump is real and it seems like the primaries were yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moNHfeBJ81I

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Feb 2, 2017

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

:toot: :stoked: :toot:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

:munch:

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Agrajag posted:

he went off the rails and plowed straight into a loving barn of poo poo

highlights? id describe just about any trump speech that way but from the reactions this one seems to have been even further from reality than the typical delusional ranting

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.



over/under on protesters getting run over under trump's orders?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

i want HD footage of trump's face when he sees the crowd for the first time

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Annual Prophet posted:

highlights? id describe just about any trump speech that way but from the reactions this one seems to have been even further from reality than the typical delusional ranting

this one was particularly crazy because it was to the CIA and only the CIA.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Pollyanna posted:

over/under on protesters getting run over under trump's orders?

i like to imagine that there's already been one utterance of "what do you mean we can't shoot them?"

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

mannerup posted:

the primary never ended

"Don't you understand? The primary NEVER ends."

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Annual Prophet posted:

highlights? id describe just about any trump speech that way but from the reactions this one seems to have been even further from reality than the typical delusional ranting

I didn't watch it all but I think it was kind of typical Trump Crazy but you know, now he's the President of the United States doing it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pollyanna posted:

over/under on protesters getting run over under trump's orders?

4

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obk6rY5_rbI

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

So the CIA agents who attended that speech weren't actually applauding, it was a group of paid dudes just like his press conference? Hell just typing this out sounds like the worst kind of conspiracy theorism if there wasn't evidence of it. :psyduck:

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Hope we get a DJT looking at the women's march version of this:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


what does over/under mean anyway

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Trump is absolutely going to have Democrats investigated his entire term.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Pollyanna posted:

what does over/under mean anyway

betting odds

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Aurubin posted:

So the CIA agents who attended that speech weren't actually applauding, it was a group of paid dudes just like his press conference? Hell just typing this out sounds like the worst kind of conspiracy theorism if there wasn't evidence of it. :psyduck:

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/822913519783911426

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



just pulled a blue eyes ultimate dragon in duel links :cool:

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Pollyanna posted:

what does over/under mean anyway

Whatever you want it to mean! Just use it as a synonym for "odds"!

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Pollyanna posted:

what does over/under mean anyway

An over–under or over/under (O/U) bet is a wager in which a sportsbook will predict a number for a statistic in a given game[1] (usually the combined score of the two teams), and bettors wager that the actual number in the game will be either higher or lower than that number.[2][3] For example, in Super Bowl XXXIX, most Las Vegas casinos set the over–under for the score of the game at 46.0. A bettor could wager that the combined score of the two teams would be either more than or less than that number. Since the combined score of that game was 45, anyone who had bet on "under" won.

We tend to misuse the term to mean general probability.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.



"entered a lottery to attend the speech" what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Hope we get a DJT looking at the women's march version of this:



probably just projection on my part but wow is that a sad image

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pollyanna posted:

what does over/under mean anyway

in sports, it means you bet on whether or not the total of both teams' scores will be over or under a certain number

at least I think, I get it confused with the spread all the time

cams
Mar 28, 2003


president of the united states about to hold a press conference about how there were more people at his inauguration than people are saying

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Pollyanna posted:

"entered a lottery to attend the speech" what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

i'm sure those people will keep trump's decisions in check

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Pollyanna posted:

"entered a lottery to attend the speech" what the fuuuuuuuuuuu[snip]

That's the least weird thing about it. There are like a billion people working there and only so much space at the event.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

He sounds like he's gone a little bit crazier than normal here

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/822905373493297152

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
https://twitter.com/AsiaArgento/status/822915823874478085

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