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"I found this guy in Africa who said he could cure AIDS and asthma. Make him Surgeon-General."
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greatn posted:Flip that loving car protestors. Flip the gently caress out of it. The President's car is heavily armored. It weighs several tons.
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The sky over the Capitol is a dull, unpleasant shade of white. Only one of the five flags hanging over the inauguration stage has the right number of stars. The red hats have multiplied. You could have sworn there were only a few hats, but when you turn to look again there are 18, 20, a whole sea of them. They are not just baseball caps, red with a sharp slash of white letters. Some are beanies with pompoms. Some of them are blue, but not for long. When you look back, they have turned. Eventually they all become the same hat. Eventually the people beneath the hats all become the same young man who smiles like the world has just been given back to him, like a $100 bill that fell out of his pocket without his noticing. Sometimes you smile at someone and discover that in the time it took for your smile to rise to your eyes, the hat has sprouted on her head. She was not wearing it before, surely, or you would not have smiled. Now she has the hat and your smile, too. You can never smile again. There are only three college guys in Trump hats, but you see them everywhere you look. They are taking a selfie. You are in it, too. No matter how you twist, you always wind up in it. In the picture you are smiling, but you are not smiling. They were the ones in all the pictures on election night, and now they are here, wearing their red hats, smiling broadly. Their faces are always the same. They have white teeth and pale skin and bushy, definite eyebrows. Do not let them take another selfie. If they take another selfie with you, your soul will be lost and you will have to travel into a world of their imagining and become their plaything. The women at this inauguration are all beautiful. Too beautiful. Their eyes gleam like the shiny lids of shut pianos. Their hair has been blown out in soft beachy waves. Their skin is tan. Too tan. This is the only variation in skin tone that is permitted. Their lips are red, the same color that Donald Trump says a patriot’s blood must be. They are very beautiful, and their nails are smooth and bright and neat like shells so that when they are Seen By A Man they will pass his inspection. They are doing what they must. You blink and suddenly you are wearing false eyelashes. You dare not blink again. Someone else in the crowd blinked too many times and when she opened her eyes, it was 1956 and she had to iron, iron frantically, forever. The man in front of you was the villain in “Avatar,” wasn’t he? You are not sure. And so was the man in the row in front of him, and in front of him. How did this happen? You turn your head and the three Trump Bros have come to stand behind you to take their selfie. Now you are in their picture and it is too late. They have taken your voice and put it into a smooth bright shell. In the crowd with you is a baby with thin yellow hair. It is urgent, the baby’s clothes say, that you know the sex of this child. This is required. Now you know and you will always know. Jon Voight is here. Someone has wondered if Jon Voight will be here, and this is all it takes to summon him. Jon Voight must appear in every place where Jon Voight might possibly be. Newt Gingrich has been sitting outside a long time. No matter: Newt Gingrich can keep himself warm. You see Abraham Lincoln and a revolutionary soldier. They have come from another time to stop this thing, but then they heard the voice and were hypnotized. The voice said that it remembered them and noticed them and that they would never be ignored again. Now they must follow it wherever it leads. The toilets have hidden their names. The names of the toilets must not be seen or Something Terrible will happen. There are hats, so many hats. When did people start to wear alpine hats again? Everyone looks like they are in “The Sound of Music,” but not the right part. The Cabinet files in. The Cabinet is the same old man printed 16 times in different fonts. Surely there has been some mistake. No. The mistake is in thinking that it was a mistake. You are the mistake. Melania Trump appears on the jumbotron. Melania’s dress is electric blue like an angry sky. The top of the dress is trying to strangle her, but she is fighting it. She is strong. The dress will be subdued. There is Congress. Paul Ryan is smiling. Paul Ryan is always smiling. Paul Ryan hears secret music that no one else can hear. If anyone unplugs one of Paul Ryan’s secret earphones, his heart will stop. Mitch McConnell is not smiling. Once Mitch McConnell saw something nasty in the woodshed, and he could never smile again. Now it is nearly time. Donald Trump’s sons come in their limos, two by two. All the limos look like hearses, and you are the thing being buried. Donald Trump reaches the dais and smiles. When he speaks it begins raining, everywhere. https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/01/20/donald-trumps-inauguration-was-a-gothic-nightmare
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blue squares posted:the secret service would literally start shooting people Then the war of liberation would begin. This is territory we haven't seen of a president since 1860.
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greatn posted:Flip that loving car protestors. Flip the gently caress out of it. that car weighs like 3 tons no way they could flip it.
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/822916148190711808
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He's going to do the same thing to the presidency that he did to the primaries, frontload all the insane poo poo until it becomes white noise and then he can do anything and then noone will care
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Chokes McGee posted:yes he can leave that to the insane lineup of sociopaths he put in major positions of policy power Admiral Ray posted:trump knows how to delegate, don't worry. we'll still get our institutions gutted by his sycophants. Al-Saqr posted:The problem is that he's the distraction and Paul Ryan and the GOP are the actual actors, Donald trump can wail as much as he likes but Paul Ryan is 100% focused on killing poor people. All right, fine, the actual bright side is that we'll all be taken by the sweet embrace of death someday, you happy now?
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the SS will slay people all the same for trying
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Powered Descent posted:All right, fine, the actual bright side is that we'll all be taken by the sweet embrace of death someday, you happy now? that's my secret cap. i'm never happy.
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blue squares posted:the secret service would literally start shooting people also, the beast is like 8 tons. can't exactly rock that one on its roof like your sports team lost the championship.
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STAC Goat posted:Jesus. He's already at "God is personally intervening to bless me." He's going to be leading missile parades and dedicated statues of himself by summer. ahem http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/315184-trump-team-wanted-tanks-missile-launchers-in-parade-report
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Powered Descent posted:All right, fine, the actual bright side is that we'll all be taken by the sweet embrace of death someday, you happy now? not until it happens
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michael moore looks like this guy these days
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Chokes McGee posted:never forget this is what America chose Wrong
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Al! posted:michael moore looks like this guy these days pls don't doxx turdfuzz
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Aurubin posted:"I found this guy in Africa who said he loves AIDS and asthma. Make him Surgeon-General." ftfy
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https://twitter.com/Deadline/status/822917831146602496 more than w though someone tell that to him
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Our borders have already been made more secure thanks to EXTREME vetting. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38694437 quote:"We were told to pull aside, cars were searched, we were fingerprinted and photographed, they confiscated our phones and asked us to unlock them," he told the BBC.
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Chokes McGee posted:never forget this is what America chose
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so far i think trump has been doin a great job as president!
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blue squares posted:Wrong if you think everything is a-ok because Hillary moved a few percentage points into a popular win as opposed to the electoral college, may I please remind you that there are still a massive amount of people who voted for this idiot knowing full well what he was about
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Bethamphetamine posted:Our borders have already been made more secure thanks to EXTREME vetting. oh jesus. trump's already ruffling international feathers, and they happen to be canada's.
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I'm ready for President Turdfuzz
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/Deadline/status/822917831146602496 i like how they use the picture with obama trump needed that obama bump
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/Deadline/status/822917831146602496 "Dishonest media. I know at least 40 million people who told me they watched on TV and were blown away."
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jarofpiss posted:so far i think trump has been doin a great job as president! the dishonest media won't tell you that though!
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Pollyanna posted:oh jesus. trump's already ruffling international feathers, and they happen to be canada's. when has poorly-planned out drunken aggression against canada ever backfired for the united states
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Chokes McGee posted:if you think everything is a-ok because Hillary moved a few percentage points into a popular win as opposed to the electoral college, may I please remind you that there are still a massive amount of people who voted for this idiot knowing full well what he was about I didn't say it was okay I just said that no, America did not as a whole choose Donald Trump
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William Bear posted:The President's car is heavily armored. It weighs several tons. Yeah but one time a single mom lifted a helicopter with her bare hands when her baby was in danger I saw it on Discovery.
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i'll bet he's going to say there were over a million people at the inauguration and all claims to the contrary are because of the lying press
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blue squares posted:I didn't say it was okay I just said that no, America did not as a whole choose Donald Trump yeah that was poorly stated my point was, don't let anybody say "oh goodness Trump got into office how could this happen?? clearly all the stars aligned just right" people loving voted for him without complaint
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greatn posted:Yeah but one time a single mom lifted a helicopter with her bare hands when her baby was in danger I saw it on Discovery. im extremely concerned about the misogyny in this thread claiming that the protesters can't flip the trump limo because they're frail women... edit:also implying that they're too emotional to organize effectively and flip the limo
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Is there no stream of the press briefing???
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UV_Catastrophe posted:i'll bet he's going to say there were over a million people at the inauguration and all claims to the contrary are because of the lying press Yep. More lying press dishonest media etc It's really terrifying tbqh.
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The best headline tomorrow would be "1.5 million angry women pull pedophile rapist from car and beat him to death"
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Is there no stream of the press briefing??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AjjVMAdWm4
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