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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mr. Nice! posted:

I can't imagine what they told that old pro wrestler what she was to expect in the Garcia fight. That was worse than the BJ Penn embarrassment.

"fight this large woman and your grandchildren will be returned to you unharmed"

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Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Hotta was tough as hell and had a reputation for hitting too hard in a pro wrestling context, 24 years ago

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

UnfurledSails posted:

Chael looks like a .... normal human being?

He's mostly clean

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
What's the most juicy Chael has ever looked? Wanna do a side-by-side comparison.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Any of his fights in the UFC.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

LobsterMobster posted:

"fight this large woman and your grandchildren will be returned to you unharmed"

"You expect me to fight... her?"

"No Ms pro wrestler. I expect you to die!"


Also this press conference talk makes me think we need a press conference highlights thread. Rashad telling davis he was gonna touch him "worse than that dude touched them kids" referring to penn state, chael threatening to release wanderlei and nogs gay sex tapes, "beat you into a living death".

The list is pretty long.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it's funny that over the years tito has become literally ken shamrock

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ken shamrock trying to make tito flinch on tuf and then waiting for his guys to hold him back before trying to go after tito was pretty great.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Where can we watch Bellator 170 tonight in the UK?

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


willie_dee posted:

Where can we watch Bellator 170 tonight in the UK?

viacom owns channel 5 so that would be my guess

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
yeah, channel 5 show bellator.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
I need to rant a little about how dumb as gently caress Spike/Bellator is for tape delaying their cards on the west coast. It removes any desire I have to actually watch it "live" tonight so I guess I'll just DVR it and watch it tomorrow before the football games, skipping through all the commercials and promos and poo poo. I get that they're B league but tape delaying your live events is about the most B league thing imaginable.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

I need to rant a little about how dumb as gently caress Spike/Bellator is for tape delaying their cards on the west coast. It removes any desire I have to actually watch it "live" tonight so I guess I'll just DVR it and watch it tomorrow before the football games, skipping through all the commercials and promos and poo poo. I get that they're B league but tape delaying your live events is about the most B league thing imaginable.

I don't watch Bellator much and I didn't know this. That really sucks. I'm over here on the west coast and I really looked forward to posting with all of you while the great Chael Sonnen returns to MMA.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
The last Bellator I watched (RIP Kimbo) people around here were pretty good about not posting spoilers so the PST people could watch and talk but it's still not the same.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

The last Bellator I watched (RIP Kimbo) people around here were pretty good about not posting spoilers so the PST people could watch and talk but it's still not the same.

That's nice of them, but I agree that it probably won't be as fun. I realized this Bellator is even in Inglewood, CA. So we can't even watch the event that we are hosting at the same time as the rest of the country. :psyduck:

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The older Machida just faceplanted a guy that wanted to wrestlefuck him the whole fight.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Maybe they did that so you'd go to the event? I can't imagine that it sold out.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This is the most Kevin Kasey fight ever.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Well in California it is a 4 hour marathon of Cops. So gently caress us, I guess.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Chinzo owns

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
i like how quiet the commentators are so you can hear the ring stuff.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Kevin Casey just went to a draw with a nobody with a 15-13 record in Bellator. Most Kevin Casey moment ever.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Le Saboteur posted:

This is the most Kevin Kasey fight ever.

With a great outcome too.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

empty whippet box posted:

What's the most juicy Chael has ever looked? Wanna do a side-by-side comparison.

screencap of another thing but he looks huge here

http://i.imgur.com/krO8zu3.png

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
errrr, what are the bellator scoring rules? are they different to ufc?

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

So it's morning in Australia, is the Bellator card on shortly?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I.N.R.I posted:

errrr, what are the bellator scoring rules? are they different to ufc?

They're using the new unified rules.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Le Saboteur posted:

They're using the new unified rules.

oh right. i personally thought casey had a clear win in that fight

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Brown Paper Bag posted:

So it's morning in Australia, is the Bellator card on shortly?

prelims are online-only right now. The televised portion starts at the top of the hour.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
That was awesome

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Gonna watch bellator for the first time, me thinks

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lovely rear end cable one don't got spike tv!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

tumor looking batty posted:

Gonna watch bellator for the first time, me thinks

same here

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
2017 has made it clear that i will watch anything if Chael's in it

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol bellator has titantron videos? i already love this

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
im not a fan of chael. but i like mma a lot

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


I.N.R.I posted:

im not a fan of chael. but i like mma a lot

Tito ortiz is my favorite mixed martial artist

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj9-4yVm9dM&t=20s

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

handsome only face posted:

Tito ortiz is my favorite mixed martial artist

i heard him speak for the first time in the promo tonight after reading all the stupid crap he says and i cant believe hes actually american and not like french or something

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Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
tito laughing at Ken Shamrock in 2003 is my favorite tito moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgLWGJ0-8o

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