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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Bongo Bill posted:

They're in New Mexico. That's a coyote, not a stray dog.

Uh oh, coyotes are more likely to carry rabies than a stray dog.

Humanesociety.org posted:

Any warm-blooded mammal can carry or contract rabies, but the primary carriers in North America are raccoons, skunks, bats, foxes, and coyotes.

It's not worth it Rocket :ohdear:

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Jan 22, 2017

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Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013
rockets going to kick his rear end for those lovely sandwiches

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I see that the guy at the counter has gone ahead and changed into his late shift shirt.

Ed. For God's sake Pete take off your shoes when your in bed!

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Keep in mind some people only get the Sunday comics and then go back and read last Sunday's comic and then this Sunday's comic and you tell me the weekday guy didn't have to just through hoops to figure out how the hell to connect these. And still the poor Sunday only readers will have no clue how this happened.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Somehow, someway, Rocket is going to take that old man's sandwiches

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


drat, Rocket punched that Coyote right in the groin! Playin for keeps.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

the edits are coming from inside the strip

there is currently nothing to be done to them to make them better

rocket is fighting a goddamned coyote in the nude over garbage

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Jerusalem posted:

Somehow, someway, Rocket is going to take that old man's sandwiches

he's gonna throw it away because he doesn't like pb&j

that's when he'll see rocket

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Animal Control get called and a hilarious misunderstanding ensues.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!


Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Manatee Cannon posted:

he's gonna throw it away because he doesn't like pb&j

that's when he'll see rocket

He's going to see Rocket, look at the sandwiches, look back at Rocket then throw the sandwiches away.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Ikasuhito posted:

Ed. For God's sake Pete take off your shoes when your in bed!

The sheets would stick to his feet.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

goatface posted:

The sheets would stick to his feet.

heh

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Panel 5 is so well-rendered it almost takes me out of the absurdity.

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014
This is... art.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I'm still baffled that the concept of a garbage can is utterly foreign to Rocket. He has to be bullshitting; he just wants to eat garbage and he's pulling the alien space-man shtick to justify it.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

He's gonna get sold to a circus

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I can't even imagine how bad that sandwich must have tasted then.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Ever just shake your fist at a coyote?

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
The theory of the Sunday guy and week guy just completely loving with each other is gaining more and more credibility. :allears:

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



now rocket's gonna get in a fistfight with that guy for trying to take out the trash

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Manatee Cannon posted:

now rocket's gonna get in a fistfight with that guy for trying to take out the trash

He is going to ask if he can eat the trash and the innkeeper will have to call the Avengers.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



This is equalling the Clown 9 story.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Hmm. This post's a bit gamey

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

I just want the writers to forget this is supposed to be a Spider-Man comic and have some other Halfworld animal crash down and have a Road Runner & Coyote style space arms race with Rocket over who gets control over the metal fool locker.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
As far as that motel owner is concerned he just saw a child dressed as a raccoon fight a coyote and eat trash.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
"So we've got Rocket the super space-raccoon, fan favorite, he's got all these crazy weapons, he can build anything, he's a scrapper, the kids love him...what can he bring to Newspaper Spider-Man?"

"He uh, could root through the trash? For trash food?"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, yes, I uh, that's an angle we could maybe work with for maybe a scene or two, but..."

"No, we're talking for weeks straight. And he's naked."

"Your Pulitzer is already in the mail."

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
NEXT!-->Spider-Man vs Child Protective Services!

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

I love this comic so much but I'm sad they didn't go with the obvious "close encounters of the furred kind" gag.

On the other hand, I also suspect they've either used that already or declined to use it just to defy convention.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

I just noticed MJ's skeleton leggings. Stylish!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Chinston Wurchill posted:

I love this comic so much but I'm sad they didn't go with the obvious "close encounters of the furred kind" gag.

On the other hand, I also suspect they've either used that already or declined to use it just to defy convention.
I'd say that might be too dated of a reference for today's audience, but I don't think anything is too dated for Newspaper "Monthly Tariff" Spider-Man.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

As far as that motel owner is concerned he just saw a child dressed as a raccoon fight a coyote and eat trash.

aren't they in the southwest or something? I'm positive in Arizona that's just Tuesday

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Speaking of Tuesday

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ahahaha da gently caress

Yon
Oct 7, 2003

Just one spice?
Just one spice
Just one spice...
This is everything I wanted.

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Mover
Jun 30, 2008


The kindly innkeeper is going to adopt rocket and raise him as his own son away from the violence and uncertainty of the kree war

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