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Yaya posted:Champs retain!
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:31 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 21:41 |
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champs retain
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:37 |
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What are the standings for the pick em?
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:42 |
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TMMadman posted:What are the standings for the pick em? HulkaMatt was tracking it. I wouldn't worry too much about it though because the tag-team tournament typically determines who's in good place to win.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:45 |
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Triple Crown Championships Hoboken Zephyrs (c) @ Oklahoma City Bombers The Other Triple Crown Championships Khartoum Doom (c) @ Rochester Generics United States Championship World Warriors (c) @ Slaughterhouse Nine
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:53 |
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Pick 'em: And I'm sorry for us, the dinosaurs roam the earth, the sky turns green, where I end and you begin Triple Crown Championships Hoboken Zephyrs (c) @ Oklahoma City Bombers The Other Triple Crown Championships Khartoum Doom (c) @ Rochester Generics United States Championship World Warriors (c) @ Slaughterhouse Nine Archiving Update! SL seasons 1-4, 6, and 7-8 have been completed.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:14 |
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A smart person would pick OKC over the H-Zephyrs but I already locked in Champs Retain so
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:15 |
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Yaya posted:A smart person would pick OKC over the H-Zephyrs but I already locked in Champs Retain so Fun fact, I am picking OKC over the Zephyrs, so perhaps your analysis is incorrect. Pick them: Bombers win, others retain.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:17 |
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Sub-Par League IX, Week 8: Provided in Case of Lack of Mass Extinction Games of the Weak Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
Box Score Frank Gaiman posted:
Box Score Team Statistics Analysis Better, but I want to see a 10 game lead from you soon. Analysis Rose and Ichiro are doing about as well as could be asked from modern-era guys without any power. Maybe not the best defensively though. Analysis Slug Lyfe Jr. remains upset at you for moving the fences out, but they will clear them anyway. Analysis Myer Oh Myer! Analysis Can't help but think the poor ERAs and 3B Mel Ott are connected somehow. Analysis Well, that's a top-2 pick clinched for sure. Analysis These pups are on a roll! Analysis Who should you draft? I don't know, no glaring weaknesses here. Best available, I guess. Analysis Zack Wheat Analysis There, you can stop complaining now. Analysis The post-Hoss world is a bad one. Analysis DiMaggio's return should help. Analysis Never a dull game with the Mobsters, that's for sure. Analysis Run prevention isn't enough in your division because everyone else is also run preventing. Analysis Hmm, that seems like a bad week. Analysis I applaud you for doing the right thing against the frog memes. Analysis Hey, you found teams worse off than you! Analysis If catcher defense does anything in this engine, which it may not, then you'd probably get more value out of Pudgy Rod by having more than one pitcher who can strike-out batsmen. Analysis Okay, Satchel is getting back to normal now. Analysis Eh. Standings Ice To Meet You fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jan 21, 2017 |
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Well, looks like I need a DH lineup. 1. Wee Willie Keeler 2. Bill Terry 3. Lefty O'Doul 4. Willie Mays 5. Mel Ott (DH) 6. Rod Carew 7. Travis Jackson 8. Mike Schmidt (3B) 9. Carlton Fisk
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:34 |
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Let's get weird. 1.) Demote McGwire. Find whatever coke den Lonnie Smith is hanging out in and inform him he's promoted to the big club. 2.) All lineups: The Griffey/Burks platoon moves to right field. Lonnie Smith starts every day in center. Barry Bonds remains in LF. Gwynn to the bench since he's injured for most of the week. 3.) Press the "sort lineups" button on all 4. I don't know. Stupid modern team
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:43 |
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Champs retain
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 04:06 |
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"Punjabi Prison: representing," he said before going on a 10 game losing streak.
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All retain.FairGame posted:HulkaMatt was tracking it. Hahaha yeah I am for sure most definitely folks, and am definitely not completely behind. For real though - I'll try and get a standings post up after Week 9.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 05:14 |
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6-0 week and .500 overall record? January 20th, 2017 is the greatest day ever. Brian "Bull" Dozier was always the missing link. Pick Em: Champs retain.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 05:49 |
Left with little recourse, I must perhaps do a thing only mrnoun would think to do, but the Duke has failed me for the last time! Discontinue the CF platoon, Stormin' Gorman Thomas starts full time.
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Pungry posted:
The important thing is the early 2000s white sox are amazing and propelling you to victory. You're getting a decent season out of shingo takatsu, you are my idol.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 07:36 |
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Champs retain. Luna Landers: Good job, Dale Murphy! Your reward: getting stuck back in the minors. Call up DiMaggio. New lineup: LF Raines CF DiMaggio RF Aaron DH Ramirez 1B Robinson C Lombardi 2B Grich 3B Elliott SS Ripken Bench should be unchanged: Danning The Cooch Whitney Guerrero Reggie Smith Pitching! I need to fix the loving pitching! Rotation: Whitmore Bryn Smith Saberhagen Hooton Soto Next starter should be Soto. Hooton should have Danning as personal catcher. No one else should have a personal catcher. Bullpen: CL Lee Smith SU Dave Smith SR Harvey SR Lavelle MR Bolin LR Scott To facilitate these changes, send JR Richard and Tim Burke to the minors.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 15:06 |
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Dragon-Notes - The bed has comprehensively been shat! - Looking at the pythagorean record, we might just be experiencing some bad luck. Lambs will be sacrificed. - It doesn't matter if New Hoss is injured if the other starters aren't getting it done.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 19:47 |
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DannoMack posted:Okay I'll do 11 right now then. If it isn't already spoken for, I'll do season 12 too.
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# ? Jan 21, 2017 22:21 |
Alright, I guess it's time to post the tag team roster, since I like to be early. Roster Post for The Third Law CSV Roster: code:
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Super-League XXI, Week 9: Morality, Part Nine Mortality, Part Nine posted:
BASEBALL! Week Nine Here's where I have trouble thinking the H-Zephyrs are truly elite. The Bombers have been having about the worst season that they're capable of, and yet they beat the H-Zephyrs three straight in OKC. Granted, the H-Zephyrs are not good on the road, but that's kind of the problem. Let's say, in a best-of-seven series against a team with good left-handed power (which is to say just about any contender in the Dynamo League at the moment), then they're running on a thin margin. If they drop just one game at home, and as good as they are in Hoboken, they can lose, then they need to win a road game against a playoff team who can and will gash Curt Schilling for dingers. Now, that could happen, and it probably will, but it would need to happen multiple times, and that could be tough. Could they beat, say, the Sheikhs, the Nine, and then the Doom in a row? I don't know that those are the three teams they'd be facing, but it does seem a fair bet that they'll have to face at least one of the first two at some point. TheMcD could prove me wrong, but this week certainly didn't. Despite Atlee's best efforts, and, to his credit, he really did try to get the Generics the titles, the Doom managed to pull out the game. The problem was that the Doom, if nothing else, will take walks, and lots of them, and Caruthers, though he was able to keep the Doom away from the short fence in Rochester, which is not a small accomplishment, was more than willing to walk loads and loads of hitters, and that proved to be the difference. That said, there's no reason that Atlee should have almost cost the Doom the game. After all, he's a left-hander, and the Generics have never been able to get that far without their left-handed power hitters. Chalk this one up to a series of weird coincidences that almost forced the Doom to drop their titles, but, ultimately, didn't. That sounded more interesting in my head. Okay, okay, okay. I know that I badgered you about putting Dave LaRoche in the bullpen, and then something like this happens. I still think that a bullpen does need at least one lefty to avoid calamity, especially with Darren O'Day soaking up innings. In any event, one would not have expected HoWilliams Monsoon to suddenly appear, hit a 500-foot home run, and thereby win the game for the Marmosets. It makes no sense. In fact, I refuse to discuss it further, because it's sheer madness. All hail BETA-Betances! The Lookers' infield defense is not quite a thing of beauty. In fact, it's made up mostly of guys who had to end up moving to first base midway through their careers. Banks, to his credit, was considered a good enough fielder, and had to move to first base because of his bad knees. Carew, on the other hand, wasn't a great fielder, and while you might think he moved to second base because the Angels had Bobby Grich, he actually moved there while he was with the Twins to make way for the great Bob Randall. Brett was also less than stellar at third base, and spent most of the latter part of his career at first base and DH. You could make the case, as their managers did at the time, that the moves were made to preserve the bats of these players, and given Banks' home run hitting ability, Carew's contact hitting, and Brett's pine tar-fueled batsmanship, there's probably something to that. On the other hand, all three got moved in what was ostensibly the prime of their careers. As for Boggs, he actually won two Gold Gloves late in his career with the Yankees. Albeit, those were days when Dean Palmer, Jim Thome, and Edgar Martinez were all starting third basemen in the AL (in fact, they were the starting 3Bs on the other contenders in the AL at that time). So, I can imagine a bunch of writers going to a late-season Indians/Yankees game, watching Jim Thome lumber out to third base, and then seeing Wade Boggs do okay, and decide that, from a relative perspective, Boggs had to be a Gold Glover. Team Statistics Analysis Good! Analysis Not as good! Analysis BETANCES! Analysis This team has time to get ahead of the Lookers. Analysis Pitching is not good. Analysis Dead. Analysis Paper tiger. Analysis This team is going to have to work to stay out of last place. Analysis STOP WHINING! Analysis Eh. Analysis I don't know what to do. Analysis A good team in a hard division. Analysis Also a good team in a hard division. Analysis Third place in the division is wide-open. Analysis Better, I guess. Analysis This team might just win its division. Analysis Well, at least you aren't in last. Analysis Good enough! Analysis Not ideal injuries. Analysis Super-unlucky, and yet still in first. Analysis This team still has a puncher's chance. Analysis This team has a chance to get more distance against the Sheikhs next week. Analysis Not completely out of it, because the RCMP have been disappointing. Analysis Baffling. Standings
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Archiving update/request pretty sure that seasons 1-12 are accounted for, but I don't know if anyone is doing anything past that. If you plan to, please mention it in the thread so no one doubles up past that, for the current thread all we're doing for archiving is just quoting the post to be archived, and saving it to a word doc of some kind or another, nothing fancy. I think Smasher mentioned some sort of compensation for archived seasons, so if you want that, go ahead and claim some seasons and do them
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---> <--- make bullpen be this thanks and god bless
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Still not used to this idea of my team being considered a real contender. Thompson in for Duffy. Also, I'm going to try a little Schilling Shuffle. SP3 Schilling goes to SRP2. LR Schilling goes to SP3. Minors Schilling goes to LR. Zach Britton therefore goes to the minors.
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tired and sore lineup changes, if it wasn't risking injury to leave it be I would wait until injured ruth was back for a roster update sorry. Please send down Bret Boone and call up Frank Laporte. Please send down Red Lucas and call up Frank Kitson. Let's be frank about things. vs RHP CF Billy Hamilton L 3B Wade Boggs L 1B Harmon Killebrew R RF Babe Ruth L SS Joe Sewell L 2B Frank Laporte R LF Clyde Milan L C Roger Bresnahan R SP5: Larry Jackson LR: Frank Kitson Thanks Smasher.
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PLAYER CHALLENGE: Stan Musial DEAREST SMASHER DYNAMO - LEADER, OWNER & COMMISSIONER OF THE SUPER LEAGUE ORGANIZATION IN THE "LET'S PLAY" SUB FORUM ON THE SOMETHING AWFUL "GAMES" FORUM WHICH IS FOUND ON THE FORUMS OF THE SOMETHING AWFUL WEBSITE https://www.somethingawful.com Hello my old friend. It is me, the former PSP Moderator - HulkaMatt. I know you have hoped to receive good news on the destruction of the one known as Leati Joseph Anoa'i AKA "Roman Reigns". Unfortunately though this letter has nothing to do with World Wrestling Entertainment. I can however assure you that I am working diligently to keep him from winning the Royal Rumble as you wish. My primary reason for contacting you today is because I wish to challenge the current performance of the Crows starting 1st Baseman - Stanley Frank Musial. As you know I acquired the But this season...Unfortunately, Mr. Dynamo, as you know, has been terrible for the Crows! While I fully knew As of right now, My Let's look at the numbers: pre:Season Team Games Played Stats REAL LIFE 1948 Cardinals 155 .376/.450/.702 | 39 HR | 200 OPS+ SL Season XVII Crows 162 .268/.320/.423 | 22 HR | 106 OPS+ SL Season XVIII Crows 162 .264/.332/.421 | 19 HR | 112 OPS+ SL Season XIX Crows 161 .256/.318/.427 | 23 HR | 103 OPS+ SL Season XX Crows 154 .303/.350/.458 | 18 HR | 116 OPS+ Current Season: Crows Like 50 or something .209/.249/.??? | 01 HR | ??? OPS+ LOWEST AVG BY A STAN MUSIAL IN SL HISTORY: .209 (THIS ONE WAS 40 YEARS OLD) LOWEST OBP BY A STAN MUSIAL IN SL HISTORY: .296 (32 YEARS OLD, AND .047 HIGHER THAN CROWS COOLER, MORE HIP WITH THE YOUTH AND PRIME MVP STAN!!!) It's no secret that Stan the Man won't perform to the level of his real life self in the Super League. If it does happen, it will happen really rarely. However, there is no reason why this tremendous player should be performing at such a low level. It just doesn't make sense! And it's not just every Stan in the league. It's just mine. A 23 year old Stan on the Nine is hitting .276/.333. The South Dakota Marmosets Stan, a year younger than mine - is hitting .297/.339. The Mexicutioners have a 42 year old Stan hitting .296/.348 (though I understand the MEX stadium is nuts). Stan isn't the only problem on the Crows right now. Everyone is under performing outside of Babe Ruth and Pete Rose. Josh Gibson is only hitting .248/.302 - but he can turn it around. Prime Mickey Mantle after 3 very good seasons, is hitting with the 2nd lowest AVG and OBP in SL History. I'd personally like to challenge him also, but bad performances from Mickey are way more frequent than Stan. But Stan Musial. Stan Musial should be performing at a much higher level. You know it. I know it. The entire league knows it. The Crows aren't going to have a lot of victories this season. It's going to be hard to beat the current tag team champions and survive. But I beg of you: Please PLEASE Please fix Stan. Thank you for reading.
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 01:44 |
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Oh no! Bonus Wagner Babe Adams (SP) - 14 days Midway Mobsters Frank Robinson (RF) - 27 days
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Well that's not good for my offense.
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:24 |
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seasons 1-5 have been archived link can be found here https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B8BU923IM3F7M0syMXpYdUZOZWc time to get back to drinking
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:57 |
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Okay, that's it for Parisian Bob. Caruthers to the minors. Promote Dazzy Vance into the 5 spot on the rotation. Stan Williams takes over SR.
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 03:27 |
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Ok, so I have two players with batting averages above .400. This is by absolutely no means sustainable, but so long as when they come down those guys hitting in the .200's will go up I am fine with that.
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 04:06 |
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More titles to lose! Put Bonds in at DH for Hornsby, starting DH against righties and lefties. Also I guess put Nathan in for Rivera.
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 04:39 |
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Willie Stargell why are you starting a game in LF you are not in my starting lineup you stop that right now. Stargell to the minors. Ernie Banks to the bench, for rest. Promote (gulp) Rick Burleson to SS. Burleson really isn't the everyday starter I want while hoping to make up some games against the Zephyrs, but c'est la guerre. Lookers' improvement priorities: better outfielders, then a starter or two, then a half-decent bullpen maybe I guess. Infield defense would be nice but my 2B and SS have the best OBA on the team and it's hard for me to want to give that up. Am I entirely wrongheaded, thinking this?
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:
I would be extremely interested in acquiring your George Brett after the season and probably will have pitching to spare. Is he available since you're using him at 1b?
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 14:53 |
For reference, I'm working on archiving SL16 right now.
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Joe Jackson and Whitaker to the DL. Jim Gilliam and Willie Kamm up. Kamm gets 3B starts this week. Billy Williams is full-time LF. Thanks. I didn't know Eri Yoshida was interested in astronomy.
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Packers mean an early injury report! Make Tag Teams! Post Tag Team Rosters! Week 10 Injury Report Base Cloggers Riggs Stephenson (2B/LF) (Jazz hands!) - Out for season Kobe Crows Hank Aaron (OF) (Processing fee for your challenge) - 10 days Nega-Llamas Eddie Collins (2B) (A big problem) - 33 days Pick 'em: It's not easy Triple Crown Championships Oklahoma City Bombers (c) @ South Bolton Eazy W's UNIFICATION MATCH! Doom (tri) unify vs. both retain vs. @ Warriors (us) unify
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# ? Jan 22, 2017 19:19 |
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Everyone retains.
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All retain
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