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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Julet Esqu posted:

Exactly. Everybody knows that pretty and popular girls are total bitches. Her popularity is the main reason she only has one friend.

No, really. I'm not kidding.

..That's the dumbest poo poo I've seen in newspaper comics. The author must have either been an ugly chick in high school, or a nerd who the pretty, popular girls wouldn't even look at.

I mean, they didn't look at me, either, but I don't hold grudges.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man



I did that real quick earlier and posted it in the NSM thread, but I figure I should post it here too. It's weird having a separate thread for NSM now though. I don't know how to handle it.

F Minus



Aww, the poor lonely chef. :(

Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G



It's probably the girls in 3-G. That special veal dish of the Professor's can have that effect on people.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's a man, with his daughter... consulting? I forget what she was meant to be doing.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Jump cut to Wilbur arriving home with a penguin.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

He's in Antarctica!

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker

Goon mode activated.

9 Chickweed Lane

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Aardmania posted:

Heathcliff


This makes no loving sense, and it is beautiful. I love modern-day Heathcliff.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker

Goon mode activated.

Every parent's worst nightmare!

... :smith:

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set just wants to get out of here.


Working Daze hasn't updated, so that's good.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is very upset.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Another last-minute panic post. I blame the beginning of the Age of Clowns.

Peanuts (January 22-24, 1970)







Funky Winkerbean







It didn't dawn on me until now that this is supposed to be Cory Winkerbean and his fiancee, who hasn't really done much since the end of 2015, when he sold his mom's Starbuck Jones collection for an engagement ring. Another "major development" that kind of sputtered out.

TomBat Hates Art History AND Children...and Also Crankshaft







Rip Haywire







Thimble Theater (August 8-9 and 11, 1930)





Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Brownstone Hill storyline dragged on and on and on...and then it got really loving interesting. Good work Segar, drat.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic




Radio Patrol




Rip Kirby




Big Ben Bolt

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

whiteyfats posted:

..That's the dumbest poo poo I've seen in newspaper comics. The author must have either been an ugly chick in high school, or a nerd who the pretty, popular girls wouldn't even look at.
It's a dad and daughter team, so it can be both.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life - Sunday's the day of the week when you get away with drawing fewer panels, right?


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner - This is terrible.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Strontium posted:

Viivi & Wagner - This is terrible.


The crudity is stunning.

painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011
There's a really off-putting current of unpleasantness in every Tinkerson strip. Not just the colors and the art. It's like every joke is one character not wanting to do something, or failing to do something.

"I don't want to go to school"
"You're going"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"

"I don't want to go outside"
"Go"
"No"

"I can't fix the floor"
"This is the roof"

It's hit this perfect awful balance of the least funniest and most depressed family in the world.

TampaTango
Apr 12, 2007

COMICS CRIMINAL

When the winter is long, and sandwiches get old, people make friends. What happens at the south pole, stays at the south pole.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

TampaTango posted:

When the winter is long, and sandwiches get old, people make friends. What happens at the south pole, stays at the south pole.

People overwintering generally end up trying really hard not to kill each other.

Of course Worth-world only has one season at a time that covers both hemispheres, so who knows how their polar regions work.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sorry, missed a day there.

Arlo and Janis





Arlo and Janis Classic (Nov. 18-19, 1994)



Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever
Pickles






Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café Meets Guest Artist Bob Gorrell

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I don't think I'm gonna post any more Pop Team Epic. It seems pointless without Honey Come Chatka. Anyone who wants to keep following them can do so here.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

This got me thinking, when was the last time, before this, we actually saw Family Circus mom talk? Feels like it's been months.

Baldo does this sanctimonious bullshit once again:



Big Nate reminds you that there is a character named Chad who is nice and likable, and this is so rare that the other kids consider it a superpower:


Wizard of Id



Curtis



And as a bonus because "what the gently caress", here's yesterday's Beetle Bailey

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Today''s Dogg™


Dustin


Mandrake




And that's the end of the buffer. Only 6 Mandrake per week from now on.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County on inauguration weekend.





Peanuts (January 25, 1970)



Funky Winkerbean celebrates a jumble of dead trees.



What The Hell Did Monet Ever Do To Deserve Crankshaft



Out Our Way With The Willets/Wash Tubbs On Sunday (March 11 and 18, 1928)



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

What does this even mean? A loving voice mail store? I know it's Charles, but...but...but...

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I could see someone doing it as a performance art piece.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean celebrates a jumble of dead trees.


Yes, Batiuk, if there's one thing I think while perusing my digital edition, it's "If only this were a huge hassle of physically separated sections."

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Mister Mind posted:

This makes no loving sense, and it is beautiful. I love modern-day Heathcliff.

The inking on the women makes them look like they're turning into genies, which adds to the confusion and appeal

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Outland






Ripley's

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

WickedHate posted:

I don't think I'm gonna post any more Pop Team Epic. It seems pointless without Honey Come Chatka. Anyone who wants to keep following them can do so here.

Hey thanks for posting those. Honey Come Chatka is really cute. Did you say that is ongoing?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

...and the pitch! posted:

Hey thanks for posting those. Honey Come Chatka is really cute. Did you say that is ongoing?

It is! :)

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

WickedHate posted:

I don't think I'm gonna post any more Pop Team Epic. It seems pointless without Honey Come Chatka. Anyone who wants to keep following them can do so here.

This much perfection cannot be healthy. ty anyway.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



This kind of exercise might actually help a meeting be productive.

Mary Worth



Great! And now she's skyping with Doctor Octopus too! Harlot!

Rex Morgan MD



He says that like he suspects Rex is lying for some reason.

Flash Gordon's Less Popular Brother

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Johnny Walker posted:

He says that like he suspects Rex is lying for some reason.

He knows Sarah's memory loss is a cover for not being called to the witness stand for anything she may have seen or heard during her time with her benefactor.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




The Amazing Spider-Man


I know you don't send raccoons to the pound, but I still hope Rocket gets sent to the pound.


Sally Forth




The Heart of Juliet Jones




Prince Valiant




Phantom Classic




Big Ben Bolt

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I don't know how much Coke or baking soda cost in Latvia, but it seems like getting the rust repaired would have been cheaper.

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