TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

You gently caress with butts you get the snark

# ? Jan 23, 2017 03:57

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 17:12

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

i've never trusted clintons, and i never will. i could never forgive them for the death of my manufacturing job. it seems to me our mission to carry the abuela of the democratic national committee to a presidential victory is problematic at best. pantsuit nation says this could be an historic occasion, and i'd like to believe them, but how on earth can history get past people like me?

deadgoon fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jan 23, 2017

# ? Jan 23, 2017 03:58

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

remember julian assange proved he was compromised when someone asked him for some kind of encryption key to prove that he wasn't compromised and julian did not provide said key.

this was a system supposedly setup by julian himself so yeah

# ? Jan 23, 2017 03:58

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

UV_Catastrophe posted:

"there was nothing unusual or interesting in the trump tax returns, so we're not releasing them lol"

was that really their excuse

# ? Jan 23, 2017 03:58

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

etalian posted:

lol

http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/01/a-scene-from-the-d-c-womens-march.html

# ? Jan 23, 2017 03:59

Fansy: Feb 26, 2013; I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE; Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

remember julian assange proved he was compromised when someone asked him for some kind of encryption key to prove that he wasn't compromised and julian did not provide said key.

this was a system supposedly setup by julian himself so yeah

gonna need a link on that

# ? Jan 23, 2017 03:59

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

etalian posted:

The only point of NPR is so your smug co-workers can brag about all the NPR podcasts they listen during their commute.

i loving love producing for npr. they pay well, on time, and let me use the studio for free. how the gently caress could anyone hate npr?

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:00

marmot25: May 16, 2004; Yam Slacker

deadgoon posted:

i've never trusted clintons, and i never will. i could never forgive them for the death of my manufacturing job. it seems to me our mission to carry the abuela of the democratic national council to a presidential victory is problematic at best. pantsuit nation says this could be an historic occasion, and i'd like to believe them, but how on earth can history get past people like me?

Pretty good, but nobody who worked in manufacturing would say "an historic."

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:01

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

marmot25 posted:

Pretty good, but nobody who worked in manufacturing would say "an historic."

it is an star treks reference

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:02

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

they've been moving incrementally to the right(npr)

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:02

marmot25: May 16, 2004; Yam Slacker

deadgoon posted:

it is an star treks reference

Now I'm the philistine (sorry!)

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:04

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Fansy posted:

gonna need a link on that

it was his recent reddit ama

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:05

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Doorknob Slobber posted:

they've been moving incrementally to the right(npr)

Hmmmmmm and MIGF works there. Checks out

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:05

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

jarofpiss posted:

i've never lived thru a coup i wonder how fun it will be

Oooh, I can't wait!

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:06

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

so how long until trump pops off a nuke

when does this party really get started

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:07

UV_Catastrophe: Dec 29, 2008; Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."; Pillbug

Rex-Goliath posted:

was that really their excuse

wouldn't put it past the wikileaks crew at this point

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:11

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Annual Prophet posted:

this isn't really all that difficult, and every time I hear democrats talking in cautious, modulated, careful paragraphs and feel like im in a valuation presentation instead of a political event I cringe

- start with a standard bearer that has some charisma and can speak publicly
- have a compelling vision
- use simple, effective language
- otherize the poo poo out of the other side, especially their standard bearer
- saturate all forms of media with your message

this is not some genteel discussion, this poo poo will have terrible consequences for many, many people. it's ridiculous to be bringing a wagging finger to what the right has made into a gunfight

apologies for the meltdown

None taken. It's those like you who bring hope to the left.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:13

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Baloogan posted:

isn't this just so much fun?

I wish I was Canadian and had a crush on my handsome prime minister

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:15

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Argentum posted:

what happens in a coup anyways. is it like some hotline miami poo poo or somethin

When you hear bullets start running. Better yet, when you see a large crowd running away from something, run away with them. Chances are they are running from something. Be prepared to leave your life at a moments notice.

Just a few tips...

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:16

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

does mad dog want to be king

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:17

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Annual Prophet posted:

this isn't really all that difficult, and every time I hear democrats talking in cautious, modulated, careful paragraphs and feel like im in a valuation presentation instead of a political event I cringe

- start with a standard bearer that has some charisma and can speak publicly
- have a compelling vision
- use simple, effective language
- otherize the poo poo out of the other side, especially their standard bearer
- saturate all forms of media with your message

this is not some genteel discussion, this poo poo will have terrible consequences for many, many people. it's ridiculous to be bringing a wagging finger to what the right has made into a gunfight

apologies for the meltdown

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:17

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Epic High Five posted:

avoid sushi for awhile Assange

I'm not convinced he wants them for the purposes of releasing them though, his sources have a bad habit of being identified later

i think its to identify the source of the leak and also if they are allowed to publish them first, they can alter them so if a second leak happens, it can be pointed to as impartial and the real ones can be argued as fake.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:17

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

deadgoon posted:

does mad dog want to be king

When you come at the king, you'd best not piss.

cuz he's into that.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:18

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

There's a whole new generation of Dems who will ask why Dean was broadly disqualified because he yelled once at a rally and I wish I had a good answer for them

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:18

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I wish I was Canadian and had a crush on my handsome prime minister

lol u crushin' on trump? admit it!

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:18

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Powered Descent posted:

i genuinely feel awful for dean because i think he was genuinely an honest and real dude before his campaign was taken down by some straight up bullshit that no longer matters in this day and age. instead he turned evil instead of being bernie this year. rip.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:19

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Epic High Five posted:

There's a whole new generation of Dems who will ask why Dean was broadly disqualified because he yelled once at a rally and I wish I had a good answer for them

i still dont know why

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:19

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

anime was right posted:

i genuinely feel awful for dean because i think he was genuinely an honest and real dude before his campaign was taken down by some straight up bullshit that no longer matters in this day and age. instead he turned evil instead of being bernie this year. rip.

there's the bit in the middle where he was a pretty effective DNC chair too

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:20

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

There's a whole new generation of Dems who will ask why Dean was broadly disqualified because he yelled once at a rally and I wish I had a good answer for them

"I Have a Scream" was just too powerful a burn to survive in the pre-social media years.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:20

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Annual Prophet posted:

you started with a terrible hand, having to peddle economics that were going to screw over huge numbers of your voters

your leader was the worst possible, an obvious charlatan and buffoon

you used the tried and true methods of mass mobilization (and a bevy of other tactics) to brilliant effect, overcoming these limitations to dominate at both the state and federal levels

you are horrible, loathesome monsters but effectiveness is not one of your problems - consider credit given

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:20

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Doctor Spaceman posted:

there's the bit in the middle where he was a pretty effective DNC chair too

yeah but you know the dean scream was like the pivotal point in his life where he tried to better the world and the world snapped him in two as thanks.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 04:21

BadOptics: Sep 11, 2012

deadgoon posted:

i've never trusted clintons, and i never will. i could never forgive them for the death of my manufacturing job. it seems to me our mission to carry the abuela of the democratic national committee to a presidential victory is problematic at best. pantsuit nation says this could be an historic occasion, and i'd like to believe them, but how on earth can history get past people like me?