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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Jan 23, 2017 05:23

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 19:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Can trump be our new GiP mod too

# ? Jan 23, 2017 05:25

Helldump Immunity: Sep 11, 2001; pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

We are not worthy.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 05:32

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Anime isn't just Japanese cartoons? Like, I thought that's exactly what anime meant.

If I'm wrong, don't correct me, I don't care. I've lived this long and my definition has worked so I'm sticking with it.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 05:41

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPXS5pi-5LY

# ? Jan 23, 2017 05:44

Kuroyama: Sep 15, 2012; no fucking Anime in GiP

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Sean Spicer is gonna be so sad.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 05:47

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTuT1s-YPLE

# ? Jan 23, 2017 06:08

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://m.imgur.com/agI4ouz?r

I have the weirdest boner

# ? Jan 23, 2017 07:09

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

you'd need one of those bungee cables that you throw in your truck bed in order to get blown

# ? Jan 23, 2017 09:31

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Jan 23, 2017 09:34

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/zadiaz/status/823630250420604930

# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:25

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/zadiaz/status/823630250420604930

The whitest high five

# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:56

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Hahahahaha that woman holds him in absolute disgust and contempt

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:40

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:56

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:57

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hello work desktop

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:58

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Glad to see he got a better official portrait

# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:00

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

# ? Jan 24, 2017 06:23

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Jan 24, 2017 23:13

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Someone send a tip to the FBI about El Malingo.

# ? Jan 24, 2017 23:21

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

# ? Jan 24, 2017 23:46

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lovely size w/e

# ? Jan 25, 2017 02:06

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Man I pissed away a significant portion of my formative years playing the streets of rage games

# ? Jan 25, 2017 02:14

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

lovely size w/e

better

# ? Jan 25, 2017 02:56

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Someone has that as an av right

# ? Jan 25, 2017 04:01

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

If not I feel it may be time for a change myself

# ? Jan 25, 2017 04:10

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

not caring here posted:

Man I pissed away a significant portion of my formative years playing the streets of rage games

Back in the mid-90's me and my friends had arguments over which was better, Streets of Rage (for brave strong Sega Genesis owners) or Final Fight (for weak foolish Super Nintendo simpletons).

I argued that Streets of Rage was clearly the superior game. To this day I believe I was right.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 04:26

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Someone has that as an av right

Should go to mcnally by default

# ? Jan 25, 2017 04:31

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Nuclear Tourist posted:

Back in the mid-90's me and my friends had arguments over which was better, Streets of Rage (for brave strong Sega Genesis owners) or Final Fight (for weak foolish Super Nintendo simpletons).

I argued that Streets of Rage was clearly the superior game. To this day I believe I was right.

You are correct.

And when you got to streets of rage 3 poo poo was surprisingly sophisticated for a button masher. The only thing that 3 could've done better was kept the max character, because grabbing people and jumping up into the air to throw them into the ground / trash cans / other people was loving hilarious.

edit: you could also get Final Fight for the Sega CD, but it still wasn't better than streets of rage.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 04:47

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

I'm getting super salty with all of these dumb dumbs who are complaining about the damage from the weekend's protests. I mean, nationwide the protests had upwards of two million people, and the estimated total damage was $70,000. That's practically nothing! But to conservatives it's the WORST THING ever.

I don't think that there's any way in which a protest will ever be seen as legitimate by American conservatives. It could be entirely peaceful, never block any traffic, not rise about 85 decibels, and have everyone clean up their trash and folks would still grumble about it. poo poo is loving asinine.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 05:04

brand engager: Mar 23, 2011

Deathy McDeath posted:

I'm getting super salty with all of these dumb dumbs who are complaining about the damage from the weekend's protests. I mean, nationwide the protests had upwards of two million people, and the estimated total damage was $70,000. That's practically nothing! But to conservatives it's the WORST THING ever.

I don't think that there's any way in which a protest will ever be seen as legitimate by American conservatives. It could be entirely peaceful, never block any traffic, not rise about 85 decibels, and have everyone clean up their trash and folks would still grumble about it. poo poo is loving asinine.

People are totally fine with making GBS threads all over protesters

# ? Jan 25, 2017 05:12

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Deathy McDeath posted:

I'm getting super salty with all of these dumb dumbs who are complaining about the damage from the weekend's protests. I mean, nationwide the protests had upwards of two million people, and the estimated total damage was $70,000. That's practically nothing! But to conservatives it's the WORST THING ever.

I don't think that there's any way in which a protest will ever be seen as legitimate by American conservatives. It could be entirely peaceful, never block any traffic, not rise about 85 decibels, and have everyone clean up their trash and folks would still grumble about it. poo poo is loving asinine.

but they LITTERED. THREW signs on the STREET!

*gets back to posting pro-pipeline memes on facebook*

# ? Jan 25, 2017 05:24

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I was just thinking about the dudes that went "in solidarity" to impress chicks or try to get laid by posting all over FB and Instagram

"lol just at the women's march GO FEMINISM!"

# ? Jan 25, 2017 07:16

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I was just thinking about the dudes that went "in solidarity" to impress chicks or try to get laid by posting all over FB and Instagram

"lol just at the women's march GO FEMINISM!"

I know two dudes that did exactly that, one chick is hot enough that I completely understood but the other one is getting endless amounts of poo poo because his chick is a loving tundra wookie.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 07:58

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Men have daughters too, and not everything is about scheming your way into some poon like Glenn Beck converting to mormonism.

# ? Jan 25, 2017 08:12

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

me when i all of my friend's facebook posts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Avn2nT16FA

# ? Jan 25, 2017 08:44

bij: Feb 24, 2007

Someone has done the lord's work and uploaded the classic softcore smut Animal Instincts onto Youtube in its entirety.

Shannon Whirry deserves a medal

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