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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Bud K ninja sword posted:

hopefully there is never not a "quick reminder to nazis to gently caress off" thread

I was here for the goons doing a gently caress off :shrug:

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'm not a Nazi but my Fuhrer is

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Look man, we all enjoy watching a Nazi get punched and all that but it's probably a bad thing in the long run for civil society. The better approach is to publicly ridicule and deconstruct their crude and nonsensical ideas.

If you really have to punch Nazis at least make it look like an accident. Like they punched themselves by mistake or something.

you have a good point. But then I think the civil part of civil society is somewhat of a social contract, like say... I dont get punched in the face by random passers by, because I'm not extemporizing on my blog about what the best solution is for "eliminating the black problem" and being a vocal and public proponent of hate. I get what you are saying and I respect it, but eh i think nazis are an exception to "civil" society.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
in all fairness though, i think the black problem they're talking about is the alchemical step of nigredo. thats certainly the one that vexed me, rudolf freiherr von sebottendorff

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

the nazis looked cool af

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

hakimashou posted:

anyway im p sure this thread is just a riff on a DK song

It is.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Blue Raider posted:

the nazis looked cool af

They look stupid actually.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Also they now fear the wrath of roving poo men haunting the street.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nazi goons? If they're around, I did nazi them

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

If you already made that joke gently caress you

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

If you already made that joke gently caress you

I did nazi that coming

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i didzi it coming

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Nazi goons assemble!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

a bone to pick posted:

Nazi goons assemble!



TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

a bone to pick posted:

Nazi goons assemble!



i can only imagine 5 similarly dressed and sized blimps (maybe zepplins are more ...nah those are rigid nevermind) voltroning together into this big mushy thing

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Only two medals?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

I don't wanna be a fashion you-know-what but this seems like the wrong tie for this.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Zahgaegun posted:

I don't wanna be a fashion you-know-what but this seems like the wrong tie for this.

take it up with der kenyanreich

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
yeah I agree OP

ban everyone with an anime avatar

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Who won the Nazi goon gently caress off?

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Burt Sexual posted:

Is this the last nazi thread to post in?

I dont think we have found the final solution to the Nazi problem yet...

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I wish I did nazi this thread

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



quote:

We demand the uniting of all Germans within one Greater Germany, on the basis of the right to self-determination of nations.

We demand equal rights for the German people (Volk) with respect to other nations, and the annulment of the peace treaty of Versailles and St. Germain.

We demand land and soil (Colonies) to feed our People and settle our excess population.

Only Nationals (Volksgenossen) can be Citizens of the State. Only persons of German blood can be Nationals, regardless of religious affiliation.
Any person who is not a Citizen will be able to live in Germany only as a guest and must be subject to legislation for Aliens.

Only a Citizen is entitled to decide the leadership and laws of the State. We therefore demand that only Citizens may hold public office, regardless of whether it is a national, state or local office.

We oppose the corrupting parliamentary custom of making party considerations, and not character and ability, the criterion for appointments to official positions.

We demand that the State make it its duty to provide opportunities of employment first of all for its own Citizens. If it is not possible to maintain the entire population of the State, then foreign nationals (non-Citizens) are to be expelled from the Reich.

Any further immigration of non-Germans is to be prevented. We demand that all non-Germans who entered Germany after August 2, 1914, be forced to leave the Reich without delay.

All German Citizens must have equal rights and duties.

It must be the first duty of every Citizen to carry out intellectual or physical work. Individual activity must not be harmful to the public interest and must be pursued within the framework of the community and for the general good.

We therefore demand:

The abolition of all income obtained without labor or effort.

Breaking the Servitude of Interest.

In view of the tremendous sacrifices in property and blood demanded of the nation by every war, personal gain from the war must be termed a crime against the nation. We therefore demand the total confiscation of all war profits.

We demand the nationalization of all enterprises (already) converted into corporations (trusts).

We demand profit-sharing in large enterprises.

We demand the large-scale development of old-age pension schemes.

We demand the creation and maintenance of a sound middle class; the immediate communalization of the large department stores, which are to be leased at low rates to small tradesmen. We demand the most careful consideration for the owners of small businesses in orders placed by national, state, or community authorities.

We demand land reform in accordance with our national needs and a law for expropriation without compensation of land for public purposes. Abolition of ground rent and prevention of all speculation in land.

We demand ruthless battle against those who harm the common good by their activities. Persons committing base crimes against the People, usurers, profiteers, etc., are to be punished by death without regard to religion or race.

We demand the replacement of Roman Law, which serves a materialistic World Order, by German Law.

In order to make higher education – and thereby entry into leading positions – available to every able and industrious German, the State must provide a thorough restructuring of our entire public educational system. The courses of study at all educational institutions are to be adjusted to meet the requirements of practical life. Understanding of the concept of the State must be achieved through the schools (teaching of civics) at the earliest age at which it can be grasped. We demand the education at the public expense of specially gifted children of poor parents, without regard to the latters’ position or occupation.

The State must raise the level of national health by means of mother-and-child care, the banning of juvenile labor, achievements of physical fitness through legislation for compulsory gymnastics and sports, and maximum support for all organizations providing physical training for young people.


We demand the abolition of hireling troops and the creation of a national army.
We demand laws to fight against deliberate political lies and their dissemination by the press. In order to make it possible to create a German press, we demand:

a) all editors and editorial employees of newspapers appearing in the German language must be German by race;

b) non-German newspapers require express permission from the State for their publication. They may not be printed in the German language;

c) any financial participation in a German newspaper or influence on such a paper is to be forbidden by law to non-Germans and the penalty for any breach of this law will be the closing of the newspaper in question, as well as the immediate expulsion from the Reich of the non-Germans involved.

Newspapers which violate the public interest are to be banned. We demand laws against trends in art and literature which have a destructive effect on our national life, and the suppression of performances that offend against the above requirements.

We demand freedom for all religious denominations, provided that they do not endanger the existence of the State or offend the concepts of decency and morality of the Germanic race.

The Party as such stands for positive Christianity, without associating itself with any particular denomination. It fights against the materialistic spirit within and around us, and is convinced that a permanent revival of our nation can be achieved only from within, on the basis of: Public Interest before Private Interest.

To carry out all the above we demand: the creation of a strong central authority in the Reich. Unquestioned authority by the political central Parliament over the entire Reich and over its organizations in general. The establishment of trade and professional organizations to enforce the Reich basic laws in the individual states.

i mean does this really seem that unreasonable. seriously - anti fatness legislation and a bunch of legit socialism. makes u think

i only edited out 9 words

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Fascism is bad yo.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Frog Act posted:

i mean does this really seem that unreasonable. seriously - anti fatness legislation and a bunch of legit socialism. makes u think

i only edited out 9 words

is this from ThinkProgress dot org?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Psycho Society posted:

Fascism is bad yo.

every national fascism is distinct and therefore the specific permutation of fascism that might arise in the united states should not be judged according to historical crimes [meatspin.gif]

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

is this from ThinkProgress dot com?

it emanates from a source of progressive thought of staggering significance that promises to sweep away the reactionary regimes of a weak and decadent republic

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Is this still the Nazi Goon fuckoff?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Psycho Society posted:

Fascism is bad yo.

yea but its a hell of a lot of fun

Puppy Doll
Dec 20, 2011

Hey everybody!
nazis suck and im glad that guy got punched

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the only good thing about fascism is that it is inevitably shut down and buried like the reactionary poo poo regime it is

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



hows this for a creed, comparatively

quote:

“The proletariat will use its political supremacy: to wrest, by degrees, all capital from the bourgeoisie; to centralize all instruments of production in the hands of the state, i.e., of the proletariat organized as the ruling class; and to increase the total of productive forces as rapidly as possible.

“Of course, in the beginning, this cannot be effected except by means of despotic inroads on the rights of property, and on the conditions of bourgeois production; by measures, therefore, which appear economically insufficient and untenable, but which, in the course of the movement, outstrip themselves, necessitate further inroads upon the old social order, and are unavoidable as a means of entirely revolutionizing the mode of production.

“The measures will, of course, be different in different countries.

“Nevertheless, in the most advanced countries, the following will be pretty generally applicable:

“1. Abolition of property in land and application of all land rents to public purposes.
2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.
3, Abolition of the right of inheritance.
4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.
5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the state, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.
6. Centralization of the means of communication and transportation in the hands of the state.
7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the state: the bringing into cultivation of waste lands, and the improvement of the soil generally, in accordance with a concerted plan.
8. Equal obligation upon all to labour. Establishment of industrial armies, especially for agriculture.
9. Coordination of agriculture with manufacturing industries: gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country, by a more equable distribution of the population throughout the rural areas.
10. Free education for all children in public schools. Abolition of children’s factory labour in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc., etc.”

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Let's be real for a second, the whole etymology of the word "Nazi" is a giant bait-n-switch to trick working class people to come to fascist meetings

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
National socialism sounds like a p good idea to me I dunno why fascists had to gently caress it up so badly.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Frog Act posted:

quote:

We demand ruthless battle against those who harm the common good by their activities. Persons committing base crimes against the People, usurers, profiteers, etc., are to be punished by death without regard to religion or race.
:yeah::commissar:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Let's be real for a second, the whole etymology of the word "Nazi" is a giant bait-n-switch to trick working class people to come to fascist meetings

sean spicer was talking about being all pro-union big time today

i mean come on people!!!

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

anyone comparing the abolition of certain categories of human beings (as what happened in nazism) with the abolition of private ownership of the means of production (as what happened in 20th century communism) is a total absolute idiot


Lots of people died when communists hosed up, but their goal was to reorganize the relations of production and power.


The nazis however, only reinforced the currently existing power structures, and intentionally slaughtered millions of people with the intent to exterminate a population

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



there's only one party platform i'll ever really endorse though. rosa

quote:

II. In the political and social realm:

Abolition of all principalities; establishment of a united German Socialist Republic.

Elimination of all parliaments and municipal councils, and takeover of their functions by workers’ and soldiers’ councils, and of the latter’s committees and organs.

Election of workers’ councils in all Germany by the entire adult working population of both sexes, in the city and the countryside, by enterprises, as well as of soldiers’ councils by the troops (officers and capitulationists excluded). The right of workers and soldiers to recall their representatives at any time.

Election of delegates of the workers’ and soldiers’ councils in the entire country to the central council of the workers’ and soldiers’ councils, which is to elect the executive council as the highest organ of the legislative and executive power.

Meetings of the central council provisionally at least every three months – with new elections of delegates each time – in order to maintain constant control over the activity of the executive council, and to create an active identification between the masses of workers’ and soldiers’ councils in the nation and the highest governmental organ. Right of immediate recall by the local workers’ and soldiers’ councils and replacement of their representatives in the central council, should these not act in the interests of their constituents. Right of the executive council to appoint and dismiss the people’s commissioners as well as the central national authorites and officials.

Abolition of all differences of rank, all orders and titles. Complete legal and social equality of the sexes.

Radical social legislation. Shortening of the labor day to control unemployment and in consideration of the physical exhaustion of the working class by world war. Maximum working day of six hours.

Immediate basic transformation of the food, housing, health and educational systems in the spirit and meaning of the proletarian revolution.
III. Immediate economic demands:

Confiscation of all dynastic wealth and income for the collectivity.

Repudiation of the state and other public debt together with all war loans, with the exception of sums of certain level to be determined by the central council of the workers’ and soldiers’ councils.

Expropriation of the lands and fields of all large and medium agricultural enterprises; formation of socialist agricultural collectives under unified central direction in the entire nation. Small peasant holdings remain in the possession of their occupants until the latters’ voluntary association with the socialist collectives.

Expropriation by the council Republic of all banks, mines, smelters, together with all large enterprises of industry and commerce.

Confiscation of all wealth above a level to be determined by the central council.

Takeover of the entire public transportation system by the councils’ Republic.

Election of enterprise councils in all enterprises, which, in coordination with the workers’ councils, have the task of ordering the internal affairs of the enterprises, regulating working conditions, controlling production and finally taking over direction of the enterprise.

Establishment of a central strike commission which, in constant collaboration with the enterprise councils, will furnish the strike movement now beginning throughout the nation with a unified leadership, socialist direction and the strongest support by the political power of the workers’ and soldiers’ councils.

:commissar:

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

National socialism sounds like a p good idea to me I dunno why fascists had to gently caress it up so badly.

wtf seriously has nobody read mein kampf? this poo poo needs to be mandatory reading because obviously nobody has an idea how these ideologies operate

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