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Jastiger posted:Professor isnt a rapist. Sounds like adults entering into an agreement. How could your opinions about Des Moines and Lena Dunham be so accurate and your prefessor rape opinion be so bad?
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loquacius posted:Honestly in the current thread environment of blackmail sex, taking a peek in someone's dresser feels almost tame. Don't worry yourself about it too much; do have an open and forthright discussion with your girlfriend about intimacy, because even if she does sound extremely faithful, 3 months is a long time. Woah, dodged a bullet there. Since she (probably) isn't cheating on you it must be one of the GOOD reasons she hasn't wanted to touch your gross dick in three months.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:42 |
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Hey incel goon, spoiler: men in porno all look like that because that's the male ideal for men. Studies show that women don't tend to care nearly as much about penis size as dudes do, and as for body type, women are also far less demanding than men, and also tend to have more varied tastes. Almost all the "gotta have abs, gotta have a big genital, gotta have biceps!" stuff is perpetuated for and by men. Women care about it some, but they don't care about it all that much. Lesbians have the least body anxiety of any demographic because it turns out women are just way less judge-y about bodily perfection than men are, and don't mind if their partner isn't a supermodel. I hate to break it to you, but the reason women don't like you is probably because of the things you say and are.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:44 |
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It also has to do with the fact that they're shooting for loving hours at a time. Literally in this case. So the guys have to be able to keep going for a long time.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:48 |
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hire a hooker
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:48 |
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i wonder how many of the confessions i post that in reply to it would help i mean jon pop considers himself an incel despite loving hookers on the reg
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:49 |
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I only skimmed the incel post but every word or sentence my eyes landed on was gold. 7" penis, hitler, men are disposable, it's solid incel gold.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:51 |
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i remember a confession a few threads back about sexual surrogates that these incel goons who maybe some are real should read
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:52 |
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For real though, "incels" in general deserve to be mocked because they invariably have toxic as poo poo beliefs, blame everyone else for their problems, and most importantly take little or no effort to actually improve themselves. And those that do try, don't loving listen when people (women esp) tell them exactly what they are doing wrong.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:52 |
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3 : 1 odds him wearing a trillby and cargo shorts
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:53 |
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Every "incel" type I've ever met reeked of pathetic pent up rage and entitlement from across the room. Everyone can pick up on this, specially women, and rightfully avoid them.
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# ? Jan 23, 2017 23:54 |
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Women only want money and power, will not sleep with anyone that doesn't have a 7" cock. *looks at parents, dating and married friends and colleagues* Nope, only idealized porn star men with amazing bodies and wealth ever get laid
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:22 |
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Baronjutter posted:Every "incel" type I've ever met reeked of pathetic pent up rage and entitlement from across the room. Everyone can pick up on this, specially women, and rightfully avoid them. Though I have to admit it seems a little unfair that they can walk away from me anytime they want and I can't.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:23 |
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every man who exists was born from parents and therefore contains the DNA of a man who was fit enough to get laid there is no genetic or congenital excuse for not being able to crush mad gash
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:every man who exists was born from parents and therefore contains the DNA of a man who was fit enough to get laid But women now a days (sic) are not the obedient slave girls of the past that knew their place and yielded to any man that promised them a warm room to sleep in. They are liberated feminists that only want huge cocks and nothing else from a man. Then they steal his seed and make him pay child support.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:44 |
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Here's a confession: I gently caress
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:21 |
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Mr. F! posted:Here's a confession: I gently caress You sick bastard.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:47 |
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I don't like these confessions they're making me feel bad about myself and my place in society
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 04:08 |
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I think the funniest part of incel posts are how they always include something about their dick being "large and having good sperm" like women are a picky family out Christmas tree shopping. "I have nothing to offer a relationship as a person but by god I have a massive dick and that counts, also women are massive size queens so where is my deserved vagina!?" Delusion is the entertainment of this decade.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 05:36 |
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I think if someone wrote an algorithm to ingest all of the posts in r/incel and then create new stories from them, they would sound like that incel confession. It hits a lot of the major bullet points: - Men are worthless - Unattainable standards for men - Women have more rights - Tried PUA stuff, didn't work - "odometer of cock" (from this greentext) - Women only want power/money - Women are amoral/inferior Congrats, you're generic.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 05:37 |
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loquacius posted:Hi - I'm another incel goon on this forum. My confession is spurned on by the current "haha laugh at the FREAKS!" tone of the "r/incel" thread going in GBS. We do not deserve your mocking. hmmmmm Devoyniche posted:Ive said it before in this thread but I really dont think that is the answer. Just relating to women and treating them like normal people is fine, but if youre doing it thinking it's going to lead to sex it makes you a "nice guy". Devoyniche posted:#MisandrySoReal
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 08:27 |
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I prefer cock carousel to odometer of cock.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 12:22 |
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I love hitler
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 13:00 |
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I guess in the end it's just easier to think of women as these horrible greedy things than admit to yourself that they're thinking, feeling humans that choose to reject you because you are awful on so many levels.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 14:19 |
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quote:This thread has been full of weirdos and creeps for a while, so here's something I hope might lighten the mood. That's a really cool hobby, thanks for telling us and I hope you really do get some money for it at some point quote:I have visions of the future every few years and they have all come true. Prophetic dreams is maybe the better word for it. I'll be sleeping and all of a sudden have a crazy dream that initially makes no sense. yeah uh As far as predictions go "I will get such-and-such toy" is one thing and "this really weird and invasive procedure with tons of potential for violation of privacy and absolutely no payoff until literally the day you die" is another but if Apple did this it'd probably be a huge financial and public-relations boondoggle for them and I'm super mad at Apple rn so y'know what I'm rooting for you here
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quote:A few nights ago I dreamt that Apple announced they were creating the "iLife", which was a chip installed in you at birth that recorded every moment. On your death bed it would replay everything and you could email it to your relatives. This was a science fiction short story published in Wired magazine in December, minus the name.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:10 |
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quote:psychicgoon F, see me after class psychicgoon
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:11 |
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And not a very original story at that.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:15 |
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Goons subconsciously remembers things he forgets seeing, assumes he is having psychic visions. Man, most people would just assume they were having ideas.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:17 |
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That's a Black Mirror episode.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 16:38 |
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SnoozeOrder posted:That's a Black Mirror episode. And a side quest in Mass Effect. And any other of the hundreds of times the "your consciousness in a computer" has been written about since like the 50's.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 17:12 |
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Hey prop gune, hit me up, you need to market yourself
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 19:19 |
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quote:I'm still WWE Superstar Kane, I still post on these forums, and my new goal in life is to become mod of the Rowdy Ringsports subforum. also some forum drama which I was explicitly given permission to delete from the post, I'm not gonna go into TOO much detail but basically apparently Kane knows who someone in Rowdy Ringsports is and hates him quote:My career and life are a complete farce. Given the confessions ITT alone mentioning Trump I'm not too surprised, no
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 00:35 |
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WWE Superstar Kane: if you are in fact WWE Superstar Kane, wouldn't it actually be really easy to become mod of Rowdy Ringsports? You'd just have to make a thread that said "surprise surprise I am Kane" and make some wrestling jokes like "it was me all along Rowdy Ringsports" or w/e I don't watch wrestling, and post a picture of yourself holding a little sign that says "it is me, <SA forum username>, also WWE Superstar Kane" and whatever else people asked you to do, and they'd probably give you the modship just like that if you asked, like how deadmau5 was a mod of GBS that one time Of course if you're trying to pull it off without unmasking yourself it'd be a lot harder, but I don't really know why a pro wrestler would want to mod a pro wrestling subforum without anyone knowing he was a pro wrestler IRL. Maybe if I knew more about Rowdy Ringsports that'd make more sense.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 00:45 |
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Hey Kane!
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 00:59 |
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It would be extremely easy for a pro wrestler to work in a dumb goon catchphrase into a match, I think.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 01:18 |
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"Do you have chairs in your house?" Then you hit them with a chair.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 01:30 |
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Really, we need someone to go to an autograph signing and ask WWE Superstar Kane his opinion on The Hunger Game movies vs books, and whether he'd chokeslam people with the wrong opinion. A simple enough question
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If it were real a televised confirmation would lead to the most fun game of forum assassin ever
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