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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Caesar Saladin posted:

as far as i can tell something awful is a place for stoners in their 20s and alcoholic IT guys in their 40s

Jokes on you i'm an early 30's idiot bitch with a love for wood working.

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Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Been here since 2001 hopped on in 2003 and some cold voice in the back of my mind is telling me we're all going to be posting here for a very very long time despite our best efforts

But yeah pretty sure all of SA is now in the 30-60 range with whatever influx of teens that trickle in when Facebook and the 120,000 other mindless media sites don't catch them

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

why would a teen post here. i dont even know why i post here and as a middle aged dipshit my conscious attention is worthless. ive already formed all the buying habits and brand associations with vital life moments i ever will

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
millennials millennials millennials

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Breakfast All Day posted:

why would a teen post here. i dont even know why i post here and as a middle aged dipshit my conscious attention is worthless. ive already formed all the buying habits and brand associations with vital life moments i ever will

to talk about drugs probably

I mean I came to SA because it was this strange place of allure and Bad Stuff and funny poo poo some girl told me about while reading that... gently caress what was that old site, Gorish? Then my cousin joined and got me an account and I never looked back. But it's really different now, isn't it? The internet isn't some outlier or hot new thing, it's just another cultural mainstay tool now. We're ALL here. You can see all the porn and buy drugs and watch anything forever, SA doesn't stand out because nothing else stands out anymore, which is probably why it's good Lowtax is fighting for quality posts since that actually WOULD make it stand out in these days of bugfuck insane memery, identity politics, and oceans of white noise logorrheaic posting everywhere you go

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I'm a slacker but I turn 50 next month so I don't know where I fit in anymore

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

senior slackizen

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Keith Atherton posted:

I'm a slacker but I turn 50 next month so I don't know where I fit in anymore

Try the VFW

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Breakfast All Day posted:

senior slackizen

Super Saiyan Slackin' 3

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats
Back when I signed up in 01 my slacks were 32 long now I'm 35 long.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Make "Millennial Slack Site" the new rotating subforum.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Hogge Wild posted:

Make "Millennial Slack Site" the new rotating subforum.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
i think most sa posters are probably close-ish to 30

itd be interesting to know for sure but not a single person on this dead gay forum would resist the urge to respond incorrectly to every single question in a site wide survey

Build-a-Boar
Feb 11, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
I vlog about slacking. I'm not proud of it, but it pays the bills.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Lowtax, as the inventor of the Internet's First And Only Millennial Slack Site, share with us the secret to your success.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Slenderman's a total slacker, it all makes sense-!
Why else would he just hang out in the corners of peoples' rooms at night?
:effort:
:derp:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i'm not a slacker. it's hard work being this much of a millennial.

*takes selfie with mom's corpse at her funeral and hoverboards away

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

The Sponge posted:

When the millennial enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four millennials on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the millennial nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of millennials and takes the place of the first millennial. The formerly first millennial becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.

Slack works the same way.

"millennial slack site responsible for flawed time travel theory, millions dead"

Raged posted:

Back when I signed up in 01 my slacks were 32 long now I'm 35 long.

back when i signed up in 07 my slacks were 36 waist now im like 28 waist :)

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Jan 24, 2017

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

The White Dragon posted:

"millennial slack site responsible for flawed time travel theory, millions dead"


back when i signed up in 07 my slacks were 36 waist now im like 28 waist :)

Oh a TCC regular?

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
And here I thought I was slaving away in the posting mines on the CIA payroll

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Lowtax you have a wife don't try to tell us you've never had to "thumb in a slacky" before.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Rhymes with black site; really makes you think.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

isn't this site a little old to be millenial

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

only in the w*ed thread friend

that's just what happens when you start out walking two miles a day, and then slowly ramp it up to six over a decade :v:

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
If you were born 1980 or after you're a millennial.

Also generations are dumb.

Also the person who wrote that article is probably 80.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I'm from Gen X. The X makes is sound cool.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
i'm approaching max age to slack ratio at 32x32

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You should fire back and describe the newspaper as a "geriatric rag sheet."

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

Applewhite posted:

You should fire back and describe the newspaper as a "geriatric rag sheet."

Do this. You have a front page for a reason Lowtax.


(It's to hide the awful millineal forum slackers)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Like man, why'd you have to be so snipey about this place?
Where you like, left at the altar by a millennial slacker?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm the two chuckleheads who made a documentary about Slenderman but didn't interview Lowtax or spend any time on Somethingawful.

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
what are some other slack sites on the internet? I'm feeling pretty slacky and as far as I know SA is the only slack site I visit!!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

BattleSausage posted:

Do this. You have a front page for a reason Lowtax.


(It's to hide the awful millineal forum slackers)

Lowtax, write them a letter, I always enjoyed when you had to respond via letter/email.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
Lowtax since you made this site so long ago, didnt all the other millennial slacks steal your idea? you should sue all of them and have them settle by writing handwritten apologies to every forum member, or at least the ones that are way too :corsair: to be millenials

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
can there be a millennial subforum for us to slack in

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the schizophrenic slenderman fan did stab another kid a bunch, but that kid survived. slenderman death count: still 0

there's quite a few more deaths than that when you factor in how slenderman led to bush starting the 2003 iraq war

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I have no idea where they got that from.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I remember back during the great slenderman murders NPR did a piece on him. When the host mentioned that slenderman had originated on something awful, a comedy website, the internet expert they had on quickly interjected "it's not a comedy website".

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

free hubcaps posted:

I remember back during the great slenderman murders NPR did a piece on him. When the host mentioned that slenderman had originated on something awful, a comedy website, the internet expert they had on quickly interjected "it's not a comedy website".

lmao

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