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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I enjoy them and I patiently await the person who will come in and post The Worst NASL Shootout Ever Youtube

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
They should add all that poo poo to MLS.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Number of penalty takers should be determined by allocation money or something.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

No three-point line? Weak.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

TheBigAristotle posted:

No three-point line? Weak.

I thought that Reddit post determined with an Fsig of zero that the three point line was 5 goals

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The Orange card idea would be interesting to see trialled somewhere. I think the concept works well in rugby

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Gigi Galli posted:

They should add all that poo poo to MLS.

They really should, they have 10000 really dumb rules and non-sense but they won't add the one cool thing from NASL, ffs

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


julian assflange posted:

The Orange card idea would be interesting to see trialled somewhere. I think the concept works well in rugby

It's the yellow card resulting in a 10 min binning, but yes. It works very well. Tbh they should just do that to the yellow in footie.

I do like the hockey style penalties too, they're far more skill based, but I think football would lose some flair if penos were removed.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ciprian Maricon posted:

They really should, they have 10000 really dumb rules and non-sense but they won't add the one cool thing from NASL, ffs
Actually they had exactly that at the start, and then scrapped for normal penalties it a few years in.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Hahaha what is the audience for that picture? @registability?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

TheBigAristotle posted:

Hahaha what is the audience for that picture? @registability?

https://twitter.com/registability/status/822472165173919745

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Meh, I tried to support him at Swansea but stopped before he got canned. The Swans fans are some of the most miserable, angry, depressing group I've seen; at least online. Just searching back, this wasn't from recent issues, but a consistent trend over the years. Have a good game? miserable moaning. Bad game? moaning x10. Day-to-day sky-is-falling mentality. Miserable.
Oh, and the racist remarks was nice. Replied to one of them after getting fed up, as a black man, and got pm'd with multiple hate mails. Literally.
White trash.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Monday Bandele posted:

Meh, I tried to support him at Swansea but stopped before he got canned. The Swans fans are some of the most miserable, angry, depressing group I've seen; at least online. Just searching back, this wasn't from recent issues, but a consistent trend over the years. Have a good game? miserable moaning. Bad game? moaning x10. Day-to-day sky-is-falling mentality. Miserable.
Oh, and the racist remarks was nice. Replied to one of them after getting fed up, as a black man, and got pm'd with multiple hate mails. Literally.
White trash.

tbf I live in Swansea and it is a thoroughly miserable place.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I live in the country and it's very nice.

Still miserable, angry and racist though.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

sassassin posted:

I live in the country and it's very nice.

Still miserable, angry and racist though.

Don't sign your posts lol

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Ninpo posted:

Don't sign your posts lol

A wild joke-getter appears.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

sassassin posted:

A wild joke-getter appears.

:D

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TuftyMUFC/status/823865711055568899

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Accurate.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




All united fans get better facilities, free tickets and better privileges??

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
The team’s midfield is garbage; in the most important area of the pitch for a Guardiola team, City have a single elite natural central midfielder in Fernandinho, with the man who should’ve been their star in the middle of the park, new addition İlkay Gündoğan, already out for the season because he is literally always injured. Their selection of central defenders is barren and bad; they’ve got just two consistently healthy center backs, the undisciplined Nicolás Otamendi and the massive defensive liability John Stones, with the third man up behind those two being goddamn Aleksandar Kolarov, a full back who’s played as much on the left wing in recent seasons as in his natural position of left back because he’s so suspect while defending. To top it off, their collection of full backs is drat near geriatric; Kolarov, Gaël Clichy, Bacary Sagna, and Pablo Zabaleta, in probably the most physically demanding position on the pitch, are all at least 31 years old.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



Every time one of this guy's run-on paragraphs is posted I feel a compulsion to edit it.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

It would be so easy to put periods in there that I feel it's just trolling at this point

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
One of the paragraphs is entirely within parentheses. Do they have editors at Deadspin?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




TheBigAristotle posted:

One of the paragraphs is entirely within parentheses. Do they have editors at Deadspin?

their last editor was most likely a St Louis Cardinals fan so they fired him

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Troy Queef posted:

their last editor was most likely a St Louis Cardinals fan so they fired him

Oh god, those articles every time the Cards lost a game were the absolute best.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




wicka posted:

Oh god, those articles every time the Cards lost a game were the absolute best.

ban this sick filth

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Troy Queef posted:

ban this sick filth

Are you one of the folks who wrote an angry email to Deadspin?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
These are some bad loving posts about football, lets get back on track please.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Troy Queef posted:

their last editor was most likely a St Louis Cardinals fan so they fired him
And their new editor is apparently so thin-skinned that he's been having a night-long meltdown on Twitter because Deadspin got owned by Ted Cruz's Social Media intern.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

http://www.90min.com/posts/4465423-...id=35685‬

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Christ.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Alright the thread has reached it's full potential

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I was unable to read past the first few "messages", that's extremely bad. I agree that this thread might be over, that's it, the worst post about football possible.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
If somebody does that with Arsenal players it would be worse so there's still a new low to be hit.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Gigi Galli posted:

If somebody does that with Arsenal players it would be worse so there's still a new low to be hit.

Today you're in luck!

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/581787/Mesut-Ozil-Alexis-Sanchez-Arsenal-sportgalleries

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

jesus wept

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


I've been seeing tons of those fake "funny" messages from my favourite sports news outlet and it's making me sad.

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