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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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.....I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

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Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Solice Kirsk posted:

What exactly is a pizza lawyer? And how do I become one?

well, for pizza law school you'll knead lots of dough

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Pizza Lawyer is a good AV / name idea.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

First question: Are you a pizza?

No pizza laws.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

First question: Are you a pizza?

No pizza rules, so.... Yes?

Edit gently caress

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I'm a small town pizza lawyer, AMA.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Solice Kirsk posted:

What exactly is a pizza lawyer?

They have beef, but only on one side.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

https://www.vice.com/gr/article/adam-reposa-lawyer-lunatic

He looks fun

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

First question: Are you a pizza?

Wrong!

A Criminal Defense Lawyer isn't a Criminal Defense.

A pizza lawyer is either someone that fights for pizza rights and issues or specializes in pizza law.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




budgieinspector posted:

Well, I think Yolandi's objectively less terrible than Conway:


Still not a great dress, though. It's like Paul Revere meets Twiggy.

Huh, that is better. I guess the red accessories are what makes it look so ridiculously cartoonish.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

KoRMaK posted:

Wrong!

A Criminal Defense Lawyer isn't a Criminal Defense.

A pizza lawyer is either someone that fights for pizza rights and issues or specializes in pizza law.

This post led me to discover this: http://pizzalawoffices.com/

I feel like someone needs to make a Pizza Law Offices poster or something, but I'm lazy and bad

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

RFC2324 posted:

This post led me to discover this: http://pizzalawoffices.com/

I feel like someone needs to make a Pizza Law Offices poster or something, but I'm lazy and bad



Hahahaahhahahah



Ahahahahhhahah



Ahahahhhahahahah

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I like Brent Butts and I cannot lie.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:



Ahahahhhahahahah

Good that he had a fallback career after his show ended.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Hemingway To Go! posted:

she told him that she loonlyved him

Shonlye told him that she loved him :nyd:

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:



Hahahaahhahahah



Ahahahahhhahah



Ahahahhhahahahah

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



This has been a great collaborative effort.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
http://6abc.com/news/ambushed-delivery-man-recovers-after-returning-fire-in-sw-philly/1717395/

Should this guy get a pizza lawyer?

I like how the first picture is of the discarded pizzas, and the story has this line

quote:

After he was struck, Fredericks drove himself to the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania. The entire time he said he was thinking of his family.

"My kids. I have eight children. When I saw that gun, I said, 'This can't be it,'" Fredericks said.

He was transferred in stable condition to Penn Presbyterian Medical Center.

The pizzas remained at the scene Tuesday morning, visible on the street right where the delivery man dropped them.

The driver is going to make it, but the pizzas won't.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

KoRMaK posted:

Wrong!

A Criminal Defense Lawyer isn't a Criminal Defense.

A pizza lawyer is either someone that fights for pizza rights and issues or specializes in pizza law.

Issues such as pineapple on pizzas?

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Who What Now posted:

Do you mean King Triton, the son of Neptune?

Sure, whatever Ariel's dad's name is.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Blurred posted:

well, for pizza law school you'll knead lots of dough

:golfclap:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
bananaphones only

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

InediblePenguin posted:

bananaphones only

Finally I have a reason to bust out this beauty again!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

InediblePenguin posted:

bananaphones only

ring ring ring ring

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009


Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

These are becoming more and more necessary now that cigarettes scream when you light them.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

Huh, that is better. I guess the red accessories are what makes it look so ridiculously cartoonish.

Pretty bad if you look more cartoonish than Die Antwoord.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

budgieinspector posted:

Well, I think Yolandi's objectively less terrible than Conway:


Still not a great dress, though. It's like Paul Revere meets Twiggy.

I can't stand seeing photos of that freakish little goblin. She looks like a burn victim who's also a cancer survivor, except she died and then they reanimated her.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

PCOS Bill posted:

I can't stand seeing photos of that freakish little goblin. She looks like a burn victim who's also a cancer survivor, except she died and then they reanimated her.

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
My friend got the Underwater Knee High Girls photobook after I showed him it's existence. It's as odd as we all knew it'd be?

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

InediblePenguin posted:

bananaphones only


Why did you empty quote this?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️


PEA BRAIN
Hunter and Game Warden

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PCOS Bill posted:

I can't stand seeing photos of that freakish little goblin. She looks like a burn victim who's also a cancer survivor, except she died and then they reanimated her.

Yolandi's cute, you weirdo



Weird BIAS posted:

My friend got the Underwater Knee High Girls photobook after I showed him it's existence. It's as odd as we all knew it'd be?



If you ever get trapped underwater with bellpeppers, you can bite open the pepper and breathe the air trapped inside! I'd never even thought of that, but it's brilliant!

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

what about celery men

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


trapped mouse posted:

what about celery men

Or Ham Radios for that matter?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

VendaGoat posted:

Ham Radios

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

trapped mouse posted:

what about celery men

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Stop not blocking pcos bill, stop replying, and shut the gently caress up about that helium addict

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