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Mariana Horchata

alnilam posted:

"hobbies: wearing a The Chateau shirt, standing in front of walls. Do i always use flash with photos? You'll just have to swipe right to find out ;)"

oh I don't currently have a phone to take a picture but that's an old shot of me that is still on the fkn countys website even though I'm off probation

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




here's me. work your magic, goons

Mariana Horchata

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



here's me. work your magic, goons

Shiet if I make it to 100yo (lol) im gonna look like a lich

Piso Mojado

you should smile when you take pictures imho


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Piso Mojado posted:

you should smile when you take pictures imho

I didn't realize how old I was until I saw the cake

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I didn't realize how old I was until I saw the cake

TFW

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:

Shiet if I make it to 100yo (lol) im gonna look like a lich
if i make it to 100 ill still be getting carded :|

Piso Mojado

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I didn't realize how old I was until I saw the cake

you look good for 100, grats


FutonForensic

the less time you spend on tinder the more time you could spend gettin that tender


Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Piso Mojado posted:

you should smile when you take pictures imho

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MrWillsauce

im really sad and lonely guys



FactsAreUseless

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:



here's me. work your magic, goons
Change the number to 69, so she knows you are a giving partner in bed.

Cinderful

I had really good luck after I posted that I was down for karaoke and liked sour ale. I live in Portland though so your mileage may vary. Karaoke seems to be a pretty fun activity with any crowd though, and I have had it work 3 and a half times.

MrWillsauce

you guys' advice worked! I got two matches!



quick what do I say



Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

MrWillsauce posted:

you guys' advice worked! I got two matches!



quick what do I say

"I'm a bad bitch."

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MrWillsauce

no i sent those messages, to be clear. I need some good lines that will make the women think im funny and cool and that i don't give a drat, but in a sexy way



Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

MrWillsauce posted:

no i sent those messages, to be clear. I need some good lines that will make the women think im funny and cool and that i don't give a drat, but in a sexy way

I don't think that you should have called them bitches.

MrWillsauce

drat it I should have asked you guys how to proceed before i sent anything. i was just so excited



MrWillsauce

one of them is a bot. she just wants to steal my identity, but maybe i should let her? maybe she'll like me



social vegan



let's maybe try to keep people's faces out of it too!

death sext


social vegan posted:

let's maybe try to keep people's faces out of it too!

:agreed:

you can connect with Atlanta through your city names


alnilam

Well? Are you?
e: wait i mis read and also missed several posts

Farecoal

There he go

vanisher

Let me guide your hand on the mouse, showing you how to manipulate the line tool to create wonderful art. Each of us is an artist inside, it only takes a confident hand over yours showing you how to unleash the wild mare, chomping at the bit to unravel her hidden inner creative beast.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
wwkrd?

(reminder this is your spirit animal)

Piso Mojado

You said GOrillas not GUErillas lmao. capn ron ftw

MrWillsauce

I feel his power



Piso Mojado

you know what ol Jack Burton says when hes on tinder and gets matched up with a good looking lady? He says, "What the hell, lets meet up."

Historical Wizards


Piso Mojado posted:

you know what ol Jack Burton says when hes on tinder and gets matched up with a good looking lady? He says, "The check is in the mail."


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Jack Burton is suspected in the murder of several of his dates from Tinder but he maintains it was an ancient chinese god that did the slayings. We may never know the truth.

MrWillsauce

i really like that movie



Piso Mojado

MrWillsauce posted:

i really like that movie

its my favorite movie

Piso Mojado

MrWillsauce posted:

i really like that movie

this is something that you should consider adding to your profile hth

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Piso Mojado posted:

this is something that you should consider adding to your profile hth

every profile could use a long and descriptive favorite movie section

MrWillsauce

we have so much in common want to try on my denim jacket ;)



Luvcow

One day nearer spring
maybe leave out the anime movies though

MrWillsauce

maybe i should just get a date through byob



Piso Mojado

*forums crash after so many simultaneous posts from yob ladies rushing into this thread*

MrWillsauce

there's enough me to go around



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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
somethings up, theres 2,342 people currently chilling in BYOB

:ohdear:

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