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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
$20 billion might get you a wall that looks pretty big from downtown Laredo, stretching maybe a mile (maybe two) either side of the international bridge.

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passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'
ok so all we gotta do to make policy is dress up as a mystical golfer and talk to trump as he sundowns

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
just build a space elevator in tijuana and lay it down over the mexican border when we're not using it bing bong simple

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Schnorkles posted:

Most importantly, and this is something to remember as these things start going to court, when the executive or government issues vague and/or unclear laws and/or orders, the jurist who is most likely to strike them down is a textualist.

You will note what type of judges republicans want.

it's fine, they'll just nominate and confirm a justice like omarosa who has no jurist background, they'll just vote whatever republicans tell them to free of context or responsibility

gregday
May 23, 2003

Or we could I don't know maybe make the green card process not take a thousand years and be a Kafka esque nightmare

Except oh wait all this illegal immigration talk is very thinly veiled racism

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Keep in mind that the swarm of contracting firms actually working to build the wall will be sucking every stray dollar out of every possible crevice so any of your reality-based calculations need to be multiplied by the huge graft factor.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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you could fund a manned mars mission for the price of this loving wall lol

hell, probably a colony

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Trump's EO on the pipeline, for instance, invites the company to reapply for the permit.

That company currently has a $15b suit against the federal government.

:v: That pipeline isn't going anywhere fast. Also the requiring it to be built with american materials may violate trade agreements.

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
the best part is that either the wall is way more expensive just to look good, which makes people angry, or the wall is ugly as gently caress and just makes the whole thing more pathetic

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

$20 billion if the concrete were magically teleported onto freshly prepared earth with no labor, shipping or security involved

jesus gently caress just the security force required is going to push the whole project into monthly operations in Iraq territory if it gets longer than a hundred or so miles

There's not people running around with RPGs so I doubt it will be as costly as Iraq.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

emfive posted:

Think about how much a modest commercial office building costs to build in a suburban area with roads and water and electricity available.

Now think about doing this in the middle of nowhere with no amenities at all, no food, no power, no nothing. Everything has to be trucked in. Everything.

Even if you're forming West Bank style concrete slabs, they're being dragged in across tens of miles of roadless wilderness.

Then there's the foundation excavation so that the loving thing doesn't just fall over in the first big hurricane that blows through.

The border wall makes the Space Elevator look like a sober rational proposition.

TRUMP JOBS TRUMP

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

ScrubLeague posted:

You probably have to turn it off on the web in your user settings

That worked, thanks

At last I am free from Maria horchata's page long sing

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Schnorkles posted:

Trump's EO on the pipeline, for instance, invites the company to reapply for the permit.

That company currently has a $15b suit against the federal government.

:v: That pipeline isn't going anywhere fast. Also the requiring it to be built with american materials may violate trade agreements.

get rid of the trade agreements

bing bing bong simple

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



anybody know any sorcerers spells to keep ruth bader ginsburg alive forever?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

it's fine, they'll just nominate and confirm a justice like omarosa who has no jurist background, they'll just vote whatever republicans tell them to free of context or responsibility

the problem is there's only one of these people [Alito] currently on the court. :shrug:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

back of the napkin math suggests costs for the square footage for a 2000, 40 foot tall and 10 foot thick wall at a minimum of $20 billion, for materials alone

:laffo: cams you weren't kidding about $14 billion be exceptionally generous

it'll be "$14 billion" like "we'll be treated as liberators and be out quickly"

this thing is going to be an incredible disaster
this is why the 14 billion figure is inherently hilarious and reveals how garbage it is as an actual proposal. there is no amount of money that could build a wall that would actually create the desired effect, and a budget of 14 billion will get you one hilariously embarrassing monument to donald trump and the party of fiscal responsibility

paul ryan publicly getting behind it though has me curious. i still take him for a true believer so i want to know either what is gameplan is or what trump told him to get him to go along with this.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

He didn't say whether or not he's going to DC. So expect him to go because EPN is a cuck.

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

tacodaemon posted:

anybody know any sorcerers spells to keep ruth bader ginsburg alive forever?

she recently fed on mary tyler moore, she should be good for another year

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Walls don't have bathrooms, guys. This is gonna be an easy project

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


the black husserl posted:

I just realized that a lot of you who go "I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE, GTG TUNING OUT OF POLITICS FOREVER " probably don't smoke weed

there's your problem

lol yeah tell the people concerned about the american nazi regime to consume a drug that increases paranoia and helps imbibers to truly understand the full and thorough connections and implications of what they're thinking about

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
It takes Ed balls to build great walls

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
what engineering firm can even bid on the wall. like, who has experience/balls to say "yes we'll build the wall"? that's a ridiculously large project that will only get started if the firm doing it can't be sued for poo poo work.

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

gregday posted:

Or we could I don't know maybe make the green card process not take a thousand years and be a Kafka esque nightmare

Except oh wait all this illegal immigration talk is very thinly veiled racism

Border crossing isn't even about human migration anymore. In the past few years it's become almost all drug smuggling. America has a massive appetite for drugs and the cartels will provide. It's the capitalist way.

The Trumpian Border Patrol will be all too happy to raise the drawbridge on THE WALL and let the cartels pass right on through, with a nice little kickback for themselves.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



arent there like six thousand federal judgeships waiting for trump to fill them with no democratic opposition (other than maybe gillibrand keeping up her streak) because the gop wouldnt let obama appointments go through

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Vladimir Putin posted:

Well building the wall is kind of like America punching itself in the face. It won't do anything and it's going to cost a lot of money.

If you're really serious about stopping the flow of undocumented people, you need to hire more people to police it. Otherwise people will just build ladders or seige-machine like steps to get themselves over.

Good thing he also approved increased funding for ICE and plans to double the size of the deportation task force

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


That DICK! posted:

It just occurred to me. Given the transfer of power and Trumps Jackson boner, the Harriet Tubman $20 is hosed, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f28klp1qQGI

Duscat posted:

the actual monetary figure is pretty irrelevant, you can't wall off a continent except in children's literature
You're absolutely correct. As I said, the cost is one of the least offensive things. It is offensive for many other more pressing reasons.

Admiral Ray posted:

not gonna lie i'd much prefer a gently caress-off tall skyscraper or crazy expensive space program to the wall.

like pierce the heavens with your rocket dick donald, what the gently caress.
Yeah, I agree actually. Especially some cool (and largely pointless) space project like a space elevator. At least that might have some scientific merit. And it would similarly live on as a shrine to Donnie's tiny dick.

Trumpenproletariat posted:

Really because I was under the impression that most of the jobs created under the Obama administration have been low-paid, service industry jobs with little in the way of security or benefits while decent jobs continued to be outsourced at an alarming rate.

I mean it seems like the election of Donald Trump kind of proves that Obama was a failure don't you think? That's why he had such a grump-face at the inauguration
Obama was a failure because he sat on information that the Russians were attempting to install a presidential candidate and did, essentially, nothing. Ironically, he allowed our sovereignty to be ceded just like what the crazy right wing nut jobs were saying he would. Except said nut jobs somehow became in favor of giving up our sovereignty. Nothing makes sense. Nothing exists. Probably.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
e: eh, never mind, this may not be wholly right. I'd need to reread a bunch of stuff and idgaf

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Admiral Ray posted:

what engineering firm can even bid on the wall. like, who has experience/balls to say "yes we'll build the wall"? that's a ridiculously large project that will only get started if the firm doing it can't be sued for poo poo work.

The answer is KBR, it's always KBR. They will do a lovely job on anything with a cost plus contract.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


I don't think Trump knows who Andrew Jackson is so this is probably one of his Nazi advisors going "hey, you know what would be really cool?"

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
the wall will become like a great barrier reef, full of animals like snakes and spiders

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

cams posted:

this is why the 14 billion figure is inherently hilarious and reveals how garbage it is as an actual proposal. there is no amount of money that could build a wall that would actually create the desired effect, and a budget of 14 billion will get you one hilariously embarrassing monument to donald trump and the party of fiscal responsibility

paul ryan publicly getting behind it though has me curious. i still take him for a true believer so i want to know either what is gameplan is or what trump told him to get him to go along with this.

he probably views wasting a $50 billion on the tiny segment that'll get built as a good trade to gut social security/medicare.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

It's going to take just a spark to get this powder keg that Trump is placing to explode. I suspect there will be violence at some point.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Scent of Worf posted:

That worked, thanks

At last I am free from Maria horchata's page long sing

You made the wrong choice

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Trump Ladders inc and its Mexican arm Trump Escaleras S. de R.L. are going to make a killing

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Admiral Ray posted:

what engineering firm can even bid on the wall. like, who has experience/balls to say "yes we'll build the wall"? that's a ridiculously large project that will only get started if the firm doing it can't be sued for poo poo work.

Doesn't Trump Enterprises build stuff? Bing bong simple!

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

cams posted:

paul ryan publicly getting behind it though has me curious.

it's graft

he and his supporters are going to make a fuckload of money on this, siphoning ever more public money into the coffers of private randian ubermensch

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Admiral Ray posted:

what engineering firm can even bid on the wall. like, who has experience/balls to say "yes we'll build the wall"? that's a ridiculously large project that will only get started if the firm doing it can't be sued for poo poo work.

Trump Walls A Division of Trump Steaks

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
The wall is a complete absurdity, and we live in a country of people too poorly educated to realize that.

However by the same token it's hilariously easy to sell poo poo to them, so think of your own Pet Rock idea and make bank.

See you on the barricades comrades

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

it's graft

he and his supporters are going to make a fuckload of money on this, siphoning ever more public money into the coffers of private randian ubermensch

They've talked about bringing earmarks back.

which would probably be a good thing tbh

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the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

oh poo poo

Are american cops going to start taking bribes like in ukraine? what about petty bureaucracy? "ah hell, can't get your marriage license approved, the office is so slow ever since the hiring freeze. of course $500 does speed up the process..."

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