TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

What's the chance that anything at all actually gets built of this wall, even leaving aside how it's funded or whatever? Above or below 50%?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:59

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 04:14

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

FourLeaf posted:

right now trabisnikof is saying we have to approve pompeo and carson to the cabinet because maybe one day they'll stand up to trump for the constitution

What thread is this?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

the black husserl posted:

oh poo poo

Are american cops going to start taking bribes like in ukraine? what about petty bureaucracy? "ah hell, can't get your marriage license approved, the office is so slow ever since the hiring freeze. of course $500 does speed up the process..."

why would they take bribes when they can just take your stuff

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:59

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

mexico pres needs to grow some balls, make em bleed

you the main man of a country, get some weight behind you

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

emfive posted:

$20 billion might get you a wall that looks pretty big from downtown Laredo, stretching maybe a mile (maybe two) either side of the international bridge.

Why is poo poo in this country so expensive. Anyway, having no experience of any sort I think about 100-200 billion sounds like it would be right.

Also it's somewhat shameful that what looks like the biggest building project America has undertaken will be this wall.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

Trump's EO on the pipeline, for instance, invites the company to reapply for the permit.

That company currently has a $15b suit against the federal government.

That pipeline isn't going anywhere fast. Also the requiring it to be built with american materials may violate trade agreements.

bureaucracy saving the union as long as its components don't become literal cucks and thoughtlessly enact anything ~~bannon~~ trump demands which unfortunately seems to be the case for a lot of red states :ohdear:

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Nichael posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f28klp1qQGI

You're absolutely correct. As I said, the cost is one of the least offensive things. It is offensive for many other more pressing reasons.

Yeah, I agree actually. Especially some cool (and largely pointless) space project like a space elevator. At least that might have some scientific merit. And it would similarly live on as a shrine to Donnie's tiny dick.

Obama was a failure because he sat on information that the Russians were attempting to install a presidential candidate and did, essentially, nothing. Ironically, he allowed our sovereignty to be ceded just like what the crazy right wing nut jobs were saying he would. Except said nut jobs somehow became in favor of giving up our sovereignty. Nothing makes sense. Nothing exists. Probably.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Samurai Sanders posted:

What's the chance that anything at all actually gets built of this wall, even leaving aside how it's funded or whatever? Above or below 50%?

It'd be a miracle of 1% were built.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

lemme know if anyone out there still thinks pence, loving godawful as he is, would be worse than trump

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

the black husserl posted:

oh poo poo

Are american cops going to start taking bribes like in ukraine? what about petty bureaucracy? "ah hell, can't get your marriage license approved, the office is so slow ever since the hiring freeze. of course $500 does speed up the process..."

that or first crack at the bride.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Samurai Sanders posted:

What's the chance that anything at all actually gets built of this wall, even leaving aside how it's funded or whatever? Above or below 50%?

if congress appropriates moneys for it, its gonna happen.

how much and how quickly and how much of a clusterfuck it happens to be..

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

Schnorkles posted:

why would they take bribes when they can just take your stuff

Hey my friend, let me link you to some absolutely amazing journalism on civil asset forfeiture

A power Trump just gave to every cop in the country

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:01

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

emfive posted:

The wall is a complete absurdity, and we live in a country of people too poorly educated to realize that.

I don't know, someone who is knowledgeable in architecture or engineering should put up some numbers. Anybody?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:01

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

you know before the inauguration i was worried about being the frog in the pot not realizing fascism was coming but thankfully the administration has just cranked the heat all the way up out the gate

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:02

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

We're gonna build a tunnel and we're gonna make the Americans pay for it

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:02

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

has trump told the bureau of prisons to back off on the plan to get rid of privatized federal-level prisons yet

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

bureaucracy saving the union as long as its components don't become literal cucks and thoughtlessly enact anything ~~bannon~~ trump demands which unfortunately seems to be the case for a lot of red states

The problem isn't "Can Trump do what he's done?"

He can.

The problem is that he's done it in the dumbest way possible with no agency or legal oversight and so the orders are both a.) vague, and b.) likely contradict piles of existing mandates. People don't go "BING BONG, TRUMP WINS" in this case. This poo poo turns into clusterfucks that stops everything.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:02

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Youth Decay posted:

I don't think Trump knows who Andrew Jackson is so this is probably one of his Nazi advisors going "hey, you know what would be really cool?"

honestly this. it seems more like a troll move by bannon or maybe even trump but he doesn't seem smart enough for that kind of "gently caress you"

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:02

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

jarofpiss posted:

you know before the inauguration i was worried about being the frog in the pot not realizing fascism was coming but thankfully the administration has just cranked the heat all the way up out the gate

More like we're loving in the microwave right now.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:03

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Vladimir Putin posted:

I don't know, someone who is knowledgeable in architecture or engineering should put up some numbers. Anybody?

even if they are knowledgeable in that, the feds have to buy the land, usually at wildly inflated prices, and then buy easements to move their poo poo in. or, hey, just pay the property owners forever for the wall being there, along with making specific changes in each of those areas.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:03

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

the black husserl posted:

Hey my friend, let me link you to some absolutely amazing journalism on civil asset forfeiture

A power Trump just gave to every cop in the country

everyone in tenaha tx can suck my loving dick piece of poo poo garbage town

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:03

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

Schnorkles posted:

if congress appropriates moneys for it, its gonna happen.

how much and how quickly and how much of a clusterfuck it happens to be..

If it happens I predict that it'd be an even bigger clusterfuck than that Boston area darling: The Big Dig

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:03

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:04

Vladimir Putin: Mar 17, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Dapper_Swindler posted:

honestly this. it seems more like a troll move by bannon or maybe even trump but he doesn't seem smart enough for that kind of "gently caress you"

Honestly, of all the presidents you can choose who likes Andrew Jackson?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:04

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Vladimir Putin posted:

More like we're loving in the microwave right now.

my eyes are definitely buggin'

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:04

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Vladimir Putin posted:

Honestly, of all the presidents you can choose who likes Andrew Jackson?

teenage boys

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:04

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Schnorkles posted:

The problem is that he's done it in the dumbest way possible with no agency or legal oversight and so the orders are both a.) vague, and b.) likely contradict piles of existing mandates. People don't go "BING BONG, TRUMP WINS" in this case. This poo poo turns into clusterfucks that stops everything.

gonna lol when he tries to enforce it by force just right after the GOP enacts a pay freeze on national guard reservist deployments

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:04

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Vladimir Putin posted:

Honestly, of all the presidents you can choose who likes Andrew Jackson?

Ornery racists

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:05

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I'm really excited for the day by day clusterfuck of building the wall and the protests and everything else in the middle of loving nowhere.

gonna be some awesome journalism and a fun and cool thread in this, the best of all forums

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:05

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Master Shake Levin today spent like 2 minutes tepidly praising Trump's immigration executive orders and now he's going on a long angry rant about how Trump is a big spending liberal.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:05

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

gonna lol when he tries to enforce it by force just right after the GOP enacts a pay freeze on national guard reservist deployments

"I'M SENDING IN THE GUARD" :byodood:

"sir this is the customs office"

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:06

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/phillymayor/status/824442996825460742

Trump morons in the replies are salty as heck

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:06

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Not a single fucking olive in sight

It's important to remember in the legit criticism of how ludicrously unrealistic the construction of the wall is that there is basically zero issues with illegal border crossing as it is in the kind of inhospitable areas Trump is proposing building hundreds of miles of wall. It's not a real problem that exists at all,.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:06

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

i look forward to the inevitable scathing banksy art piece on the wall

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:07

Coatlicue: Sep 14, 2012; it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

Holy gently caress that pena nieto speech.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:07

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/phillymayor/status/824442996825460742

Trump morons in the replies are salty as heck

De Blasio's also pretty much gone "this is adorable, I'll see you in court" so NYC's not having any of the sanctuary-city poo poo either

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:07

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/824453051478003712

70 year old egomaniac who just wants to watch tv

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:07

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Admiral Ray posted:

what engineering firm can even bid on the wall. like, who has experience/balls to say "yes we'll build the wall"? that's a ridiculously large project that will only get started if the firm doing it can't be sued for poo poo work.

Bluth Construction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-6fmx2kO0

Vladimir Putin posted:

There's not people running around with RPGs so I doubt it will be as costly as Iraq.

lol what? Is that a joke that's going over my head? The cartels absolutely can blow that poo poo up. They almost certainly have RPGs or access to them.

passionate dongs posted:

ok so all we gotta do to make policy is dress up as a mystical golfer and talk to trump as he sundowns

This made me laugh really hard. Let's do it.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:07

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

my next 4 years will be spent grafitti-ing "lol nothing matters" over and over again on both sides of the wall

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:07

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 04:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Oxxidation posted:

De Blasio's also pretty much gone "this is adorable, I'll see you in court" so NYC's not having any of the sanctuary-city poo poo either

Owns

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:07

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