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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Negrostrike posted:

He ain't even the El Presidente no more, is he

El is the. You called him "the the president".

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Oct 30, 2009

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He hasn't been President for a decade

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Chichevache posted:

El is the. You called him "the the president".

But is he the El Presidente of the ATM machine on Mt Fujiyama?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/babycommie666/status/824470856004833280

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I'm really, really hoping that his legacy will be "that fuckwit that got punched in public a lot".

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Chichevache posted:

El is the. You called him "the the president".

It still amuses me that Ferrari made a car called "The Ferrari La Ferrari"

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



This gives me so much joy. Also I love that most people are ok with punching this gently caress face.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

It's not that punching Nazi is okay, it's that it's really really good.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

JoelJoel posted:

It's not that punching Nazi is okay, it's that it's really really good.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
He's probably going to start taking martial arts, but not jujitsu.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Jamfrost posted:

He's probably going to start taking martial arts, but not jujitsu.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Kung Jew


edit:
He Brew Do

OH! Menschitsu!

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 06:44 on Jan 26, 2017

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMDEwmfRrc4



Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
that one's infuriating, since the the guy with the dashcam causes the whole accident and gets away without even a scratch

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sun Wu Kampf posted:

Anyone have any videos of dumb storm chasers getting hosed up by tornados?

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

Slugnoid posted:

that one's infuriating, since the the guy with the dashcam causes the whole accident and gets away without even a scratch

Are you talking about the video you linked where the motorcycle tries to overtake from a left turn only lane?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Jamfrost posted:

Are you talking about the video you linked where the motorcycle tries to overtake from a left turn only lane?

I still don't know what any of the people in that video were thinking to be honest. Truck lets the blue car go, but then just sits there sort of stops for no reason. This apparenty means "make a right turn across traffic in front of a truck" to the white SUV, and while all of this is happening the motorcyclist decides that passing on the left in a turn only lane is the best thing to do because the truck is stopping. Its just several stupid decisions that cost a dude a bike.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I still don't know what any of the people in that video were thinking to be honest. Truck lets the blue car go, but then just sits there sort of stops for no reason. This apparenty means "make a right turn across traffic in front of a truck" to the white SUV, and while all of this is happening the motorcyclist decides that passing on the left in a turn only lane is the best thing to do because the truck is stopping. Its just several stupid decisions that cost a dude a bike.

Motorcyclist here! That rider was a dumbass and it is totally on him.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
the truckie set off the whole chain of events by stopping in the middle of the street. The rider just reacted badly to someone in front not following the rules of the road

Circuitjerky
Mar 17, 2006
Looks like he stopped so his rear end end wouldn't be blocking the intersection when he stopped in the traffic just past the turn? Scale is kinda screwy cuz of the camera and being on the wrong side of the road.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
I don't think letting the blue car in was the problem here. He didn't even come to a full stop, just keeping stopping distances in mind. The white SUV taking advantage of his slowing down and making a turn over a barrier and the motorcyclist overtaking at speed in the rain from a left turn only lane weren't great decisions.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
whatever the case that somersault was pretty good :madmax:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Things the truck did wrong:
- Stopped in the middle of an intersection when there was space to proceed

Things the white car did wrong:
- Crossed a double white line to enter a side street because a truck was blocking the intersection

Things the bike rider did wrong:
- Overtook on the left
- Overtook in a 'Left turn only' lane
- Overtook when his view of the intersection was obscured
- Drove blindly into an intersection at a speed where he couldn't react

Everyone hosed up but the bike rider's gently caress ups were a whole lot more worse than the other guys

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
All I could think of :shrug:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Things the truck did wrong:
- Stopped in the middle of an intersection when there was space to proceed
NOW YOU hosed UP!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Things the white car did wrong:
- Crossed a double white line to enter a side street because a truck was blocking the intersection
NOW YOU hosed UP!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Things the bike rider did wrong:
- Overtook on the left
- Overtook in a 'Left turn only' lane
- Overtook when his view of the intersection was obscured
- Drove blindly into an intersection at a speed where he couldn't react
NOW YOU hosed UP!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Everyone hosed up but the bike rider's gently caress ups were a whole lot more worse than the other guys
YOU HAVE hosed UP NOW!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Kung Jew


edit:
He Brew Do

OH! Menschitsu!

Jew Do, come on dude.

Kosherate, possibly.

There's gotta be some way to combine Sabbath and Savate but I can't quite do it without the words becoming too intermingled to work. Sabvate?

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Nin-jewt-su.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Somfin posted:

Jew Do, come on dude.

Kosherate, possibly.

There's gotta be some way to combine Sabbath and Savate but I can't quite do it without the words becoming too intermingled to work. Sabvate?

Mohel Thai Kick Boxing

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Krav maga?

Alternatively:

Tanakhwondo

Judeao

Mohel Thai

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Sabbath-ate

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Jamfrost posted:

He's probably going to start taking martial arts, but not jujitsu.

I get the joke, but it's not like he can learn most martial arts. Most of them were created by The Asiatic MenaceTM so they're right out. He could learn one created by white people, like Krav Maga.

Oh, wait... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

In summary:

JoelJoel posted:

It's not that punching Nazi is okay, it's that it's really really good.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Chichevache posted:

I'm getting immense Schadenfreude knowing someone paid $10 for serious posting about serious topics on the "all your base are belong to us" forum.

Unless you are a "horse in the know" I dont believe you have the knowledge to accurately answer my question. Please refrain in future or restrict yourself to donkey/mule related discussion.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Somfin posted:

Jew Do, come on dude.



No, that's what bagels are made from.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Okay. Now what is his mother's maiden name?
Edit: and the name of his first pet?

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 17:51 on Jan 26, 2017

Gounads
Mar 13, 2013

Where am I?
How did I get here?

That's beautiful.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Aren't a lot of the labourers working on it going to be Mexicans?
And the steel and concrete needed? The nearest factories to the border are on the Mexican side?

They may not be paying for it but they will be a fair few Mexicans/ Mexican companies making some money off of it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Didn't use capitalization or special characters. What a scrub.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



e: So here's one hypothesis. Spicer is confused by 2-factor auth, accidentally thinks he's not done logging in.

https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/824621308503846913

BrianBoitano has a new favorite as of 18:49 on Jan 26, 2017

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


That's not bad, as far as passwords go.

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Gruffalo Soldier
Feb 23, 2013

He's no Ed Balls, that's for sure.

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