TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

normalization alert

https://twitter.com/THR/status/824572651452637186

this is actually a hypernormalization alert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:12

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 11:34

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i wonder what the point that infowars starts going after trump is

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:12

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Baloogan posted:

infowars!

if alex jones loved on middle earth hed ride an infowarg

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:13

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

You'd think just being normalized as a legitimate mainstream source would break Alex Jones' mind.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:13

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

I meant lived but w/e

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:14

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

if alex jones loved on middle earth hed ride an infowarg

someone please photoshop hrc's head on eregorn.. however you loving spell it.. and alex jones on that orc who says "he took a tumble off the cliff" tia

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:14

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

Schnorkles posted:

i wonder what the point that infowars starts going after trump is

They won't, Trump will shift the boogeyman from federal government to (((globalists))). His delusions feed them I'm sure, but there's not really historical or medical precedent for how schizophrenics react to one of their own running things.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:15

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Baloogan posted:

yeah I'd agree. conway is the face of the movement.

How loving mad does this quote make Trump on a scale of 1 tiny hand to 10 tiny hands?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:15

Bruteman: Apr 15, 2003; Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

Conway getting clowned on by Matt Lauer:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/824627225693749249

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:15

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

deathbysnusnu posted:

They won't, Trump will shift the boogeyman from federal government to (((globalists))). His delusions feed them I'm sure, but there's not really historical or medical precedent for how schizophrenics react to one of their own running things.

i think at a certain point the sort of deluded gadfly requires them to return to bashing the federal government, but its probably not until trump gets bogged down by procedural bullhackery

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:16

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

mormonpartyboat posted:

my idiot texan coworkers are kind of surprised and upset that trump is doing exactly what he said he would do (other than arrest hillary)

they were hedging their bets on the idea that trump was just acting like an idiot pissbaby and would obviously become more presidential once he didn't need to keep his base baited with red meat

Yeah, you should go slap each one of them with an aluminum bat. The guy hasn't changed from this in the 70+ years he's been on Earth. Thanks moron Texas coworkers, I hope you choke on this bulllshit

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:16

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Squizzle posted:

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:17

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

In Twitter, searching for racist shows these related terms:

Searching for bigot from the related terms has one person front and center:

Although doing it again or running through different terms seemed to change my algorithm so the results were slightly different each time.

Edit:

:laffo:

Ragequit fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jan 26, 2017

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:18

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Schnorkles posted:

i wonder what the point that infowars starts going after trump is

...why don't the Democrats just buy Infowars

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:19

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Bruteman posted:

Conway getting clowned on by Matt Lauer:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/824627225693749249

i wonder if npr will call this a lie

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:20

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Britain please stfu about '~*Special Relationship*~'

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:20

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

rear end cobra posted:

Britain please stfu about '~*Special Relationship*~'

well, both heads of state are special

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:21

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

you know, maybe alot of people are registered in two states. and trump will discover that, declare victory and chillax.

I could see millions of people registered in multiple states

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:21

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

Nitrousoxide posted:

You goddamn loving moron. A trade deficit means a capital surplus, since the people with dollars in Mexico aren't stuffing their mattresses with them. They are investing in projects in the USA with those dollars to grow businesses here.

Jesus gently caress what a goddamn retard.

But Trump says he is the most bigly business man in the world, ever. Why would a Republican lie?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:21

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

jesus christ is the thread title accurate?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:21

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Bruteman posted:

Conway getting clowned on by Matt Lauer:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/824627225693749249

but lauer gave trump the softest ed balls

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:22

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Hey remember when Obama half assed saluted while holding coffee or forgot to wear his flag pin or invited INFOWARS to the white house press room?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:23

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

murked by dragon posted:

jesus christ is the thread title accurate?

im not sure actually. but it made me laugh and be happy

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:23

Jaminjami: Jan 26, 2015

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:24

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Feminasty Slut posted:

Hey remember when Obama half assed saluted while holding coffee or forgot to wear his flag pin or invited INFOWARS to the white house press room?

i remember the tan suit. i still have nightmares.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:24

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Baloogan posted:

i remember the tan suit. i still have nightmares.

ARUGULA

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:25

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

TERRORIST FIST JAB

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:25

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

MUSTARD ON HIS BURGER?!?!?!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:25

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

Augus posted:

So many goddamn people were saying to me "Well Trump's just talking big, he won't actually do the stuff he's saying, come on"
gently caress every single one of them.

People at work told me the same thing during the whole election

"Oh, well he doesn't really mean it, it's just to shake things up" "Well Trump didn't mean it, he was joking"

I guess it should come as no surprise there's a paper hanging on the news tackboard at work that says "National Sandwich Shortage Day 1/21/2017 Never Forget!"

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:25

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

remember how everything is a gently caress

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:25

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

DIDN"T loving SING THE ANTHEM

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:25

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Baloogan posted:

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:26

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

SENT BACK A GIFT FROM BRITAIN?!?!?!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:26

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

remember how everything is a gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABGiqizwCso

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:26

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Feminasty Slut posted:

Hey remember when Obama half assed saluted while holding coffee or forgot to wear his flag pin or invited INFOWARS to the white house press room?

Lol, when the gently caress is Trump going to declassify Area 51 poo poo!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:26

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

GAVE DVDs TO THE QUEEN OH GOD

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:27

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

BOWING?!@?! BOWING?!?!? BOWING?!!O

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:27

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

one trumper was getting upset at me and someone else laughing at trump so he said "well obama has a terrible golf swing for how much he plays golf. and he can't throw a baseball!!!!!!"

i laughed in his face

he's probably going to get :sever:

ed by the end of next week

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:28

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

euphronius posted:

The executive orders are pretty genius . Someone mentioned this yesterday

There is no thought to them being effective or "legal" . But trump is "doing something " and keeping his promises and daring congress to act . He's setting a legislative agenda basically in a strong way. This usually and historically had been done by you know sending draft legislation to congress.

Assuming that our institutions and the political process will stop Trump is a losing bet at this point. Nothing has stopped him up to this point, and he has no reason to believe it ever will. They will all bend the knee.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:28

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