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100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Nuke Canada

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

that is not going to work

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

kill em all donny, what do we need chip programs, or medicaid

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol, what

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Yinlock posted:

still a better option than "i hope humanity goes extinct so i don't have to go through the next 4 years"

ive been lusting for the embrace of atomic fire since 2015 so suck my hopefully soon to be irradiated diiiiiiiik

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

oh i thought you were posting unironic nuke poetry, because nothing gets this thread hard like the extinction of humanity

my bad
also, the extinction of humanity will be a slow agonizing grind over hundreds to thousands of years, not the one-note catharsis that requires aliens detonate an antimatter bomb in the core of the planet

this is something people don't realize

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
In a just world Trump would be fired into the sun and employees of his companies would receive reparations.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

100 degrees Calcium posted:

Nuke baloogan's lovely cabin, while it's empty and nobody will be hurt

just glass that fucker

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Yinlock posted:

stop with the "i lust for nuclear death" poo poo, you're going to have to deal with this horseshit you've been dealt

a nuke won't magically appear and solve all your problems


How much of a mom do you have to be to hear a song about launching a nuke into heaven and killing God and think everyone involved is super serious?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quFLGeEOb3c

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

also, the extinction of humanity will be a slow agonizing grind over hundreds to thousands of years, not the one-note catharsis that requires aliens detonate an antimatter bomb in the core of the planet

this is something people don't realize

well at least someone will be around. things are looking good.

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Anime Schoolgirl posted:

also, the extinction of humanity will be a slow agonizing grind over hundreds to thousands of years, not the one-note catharsis that requires aliens detonate an antimatter bomb in the core of the planet

this is something people don't realize

I'm not saying you're wrong, I"m just saying let's give it a shot.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

*watches atomic bomb fall towards my face* loving finally

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

also, the extinction of humanity will be a slow agonizing grind over hundreds to thousands of years, not the one-note catharsis that requires aliens detonate an antimatter bomb in the core of the planet

this is something people don't realize

eh, i think that, if people last that long, they'll recover. we need an extinction level event to really wipe us out.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i just want baloogan to come to the woods to find a dud nuke sticking out his roof megaton-style

of course he'll probably form a cult around it but it'll be pretty funny before that

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Yinlock posted:

just glass that fucker

i'm gonna go do mushrooms at baloogs cabin

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

100 degrees Calcium posted:

i'm gonna go do mushrooms at baloogs cabin

Just don't do the ones in his shower

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



President Piss Nazi demands everyone listen

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

*watches atomic bomb fall towards my face* loving finally

this will be me by march

four years of this, holy ffffff :stare:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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loving lol

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



*watches a mushroom cloud erupt in a distant population center*

huh and hillary still walks free. so much for trump fulfilling his campaign promises.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
we are all baloogan now

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


this is just sad

PRESIDENTIAL GAG ORDER

PRESIDENTIAL memo of "cmon guys please stop talking to everyone about everything"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol at anyone ever taking a memo with "President Trump" on it seriously.

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

UV_Catastrophe posted:

we are all baloogan now

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
its kinda funny that the trump administration has finally gotten the idea that maybe they should figure out what they're doing before anyone talks to anyone

LOOKING AT YOU MR. PRESIDENT

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Trump and his cronies are fundamentally unable to fathom what it takes to control an organization that has 1000 people, let alone 10 million.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
THIS WAS A MOVEMENT OF THE PEOPLE

I AM A MAN OF THE PEOPLE

THE PEOPLE WON TODAY

I WILL ALWAYS BE FOR YOU, THE PEOPLE

THANK YOU

*walks into gov't*

*locks all the loving doors, boards up the windows*

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



*coughs up radioactive bile, swats toxic deathrat away*

where's the wall... trump?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

low energy contractor expects to be paid on time

http://wtop.com/dc/2017/01/contractor-says-trump-refusing-to-pay-for-work-at-dc-hotel/

quote:

AES Electrical filed its lawsuit in the District of Columbia Superior Court, the latest in a string of lawsuits involving Trump’s renovation of the historic Old Post Office building a few blocks from the White House.

AES, a California company doing business locally under the name Freestate Electrical Construction Co., alleged that it bore increased expenses last year because of change orders and other demands from Trump’s staff. AES said it was told to accelerate the pace of work so that the then-Republican presidential candidate could hold a televised media event to celebrate the “soft opening” of the luxury hotel prior to the November election.

A statement issued by the Trump Organization said that such business disputes are not uncommon during the close-out phase of construction projects of the scale and complexity of the project.

“The Trump Organization has invested over $200 million into the redevelopment of the historic Old Post Office and is incredibly proud of what is now considered to be one the most iconic hotels anywhere in the country,” the statement said.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

UV_Catastrophe posted:

we are all baloogan now

canada annexes us?

cool

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
be cool to know the number of people who wiped their rear end with that memo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Intel&Sebastian posted:

THIS WAS A MOVEMENT OF THE PEOPLE

I AM A MAN OF THE PEOPLE

THE PEOPLE WON TODAY

I WILL ALWAYS BE FOR YOU, THE PEOPLE

THANK YOU

*walks into gov't*

*locks all the loving doors, boards up the windows*

Lol it's like the time Krushchev let Kennedy know he was down with the missile crisis deal by making a speech on the radio except it was Trump using his inauguration speech to tell Russia this was a victory for their people

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
this administration is going to be one giant lawsuit

Fuck Whitey
Nov 9, 2016

by SA Support Robot
I just emailed Henry Rollins asking for his take on punching nazis

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Hey guys, just wait another week or two, we just gotta wait for the bank to convert all of these rubles

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

gently caress Whitey posted:

I just emailed Henry Rollins asking for his take on punching nazis

what'd he say?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Intel&Sebastian posted:

THIS WAS A MOVEMENT OF THE PEOPLE

I AM A MAN OF THE PEOPLE

THE PEOPLE WON TODAY

I WILL ALWAYS BE FOR YOU, THE PEOPLE

THANK YOU

*walks into gov't*

*locks all the loving doors, boards up the windows*

NO LONGER WILL YOUR VOICES GO UNHEARD

*days later*

"sir Aiolos is pissed off and sending death storms to annihilate mississippi"

"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Here's another dumb question. Has anyone from the IRS ever confirmed that Trump is indeed being audited? I don't even believe that anymore.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

The Glumslinger posted:

Hey guys, just wait another week or two, we just gotta wait for the bank to convert all of these rubles

big fat lol if you think trump pays his contractors, EVER

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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bannon thinks hes a puppetmaster by making an old man with dementia sign papers that say "kill all immigrants" that are then subsequently ignored

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