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Subway needs premade subs of the day lol if you want to choose bread cheese veggies and condiments like a jackass.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 06:14 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 02:43 |
So get the premade specialty sandwiches they put up on the giant board all the time god
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 06:18 |
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A local place does this
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 07:25 |
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Sweet As Sin posted:A local place does this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMNg0LiOKrE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9YnavIy8vM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D3otJb9yPw Here's a sushi chef creating horrible things. I assume the cameraman is holding up a gun just out of frame at all times.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 07:43 |
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The people at subway literally have to ask you questions. It's their job. for Fucks sake goons
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 13:11 |
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The General posted:I hate subway because none of those Sandwich Autists can make me a delicious sandwich without asking me 1000 questions about what I want on it. One kid's size round sandwich with raisins and glass coming right up
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 14:33 |
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Weirdly enough Pizza Hut outside the united states is pretty good. I've had it in the UK, Germany, Hungary, and South Korea and they were all pretty great (except for South Korea, their pizzas are an abomination). The UK had their pizza loaded with generous portions of slightly smoked mozzerella, and Germany had some weird tiny pepperonis. Still would rather eat at an imbissstube or grab some bibimbap somewhere for less money unless you are really jonesing for some pizza though.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 14:59 |
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Dunk a dill pickle, realdo
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 15:07 |
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*The General walks into a local pizzeria* "Give me a pizza, and make it delicious." "What kind of toppings would you like, sir?" "gently caress OFF, YOU AUTIST, I HOPE YOU LIKE LOSING BUSINESS"
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 15:15 |
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Sociopastry posted:The people at subway literally have to ask you questions. It's their job. for Fucks sake goons But how else am I going to be ironic, flippant, and dismissive of an entire company because I want to get some really sick burns in? I have no real positive or negative feelings about Subway but complaining that the kid making minimum wage behind the counter doesn't want to risk having an angry customer yelling at him/his boss is doing exactly what his job has taught him is really loving weird.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 15:16 |
I mean maybe it works if you're going to a place where the proprietors are the ones who make the sandwiches and they loving love sandwiches. Like some little Brooklyn family-owned sub shop where you can tell mama to make you something delicious and she knows exactly what kind of ingredients mesh well together. Subway just has college kids who are told "Put on what the customers ask for" and that's the extent of their food expertise, probably.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 15:53 |
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The General posted:At subway:
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 15:58 |
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Alaois posted:*The General walks into a local pizzeria* Yawgmoth posted:You sound like the worst customer and I hope you like your ham sandwich with black olives and mayo because that's what I'd give you if I were the subway drone. Do you go into real restaurants and order "whatever I don't care" too?
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 16:21 |
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That's the whole point of it. You get the sandwich you want. If you want a prepared sandwich with no customization, there are plenty of places that offer that. It's like going to a custom car shop and saying "whatever, I don't care" when they ask you what kind of car you want. If you want something non-customized, go to the many places that offer that.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 16:24 |
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Yawgmoth posted:ham sandwich with black olives and mayo Hey don't doxx my lunch what the gently caress
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 16:25 |
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Tiggum posted:At a pizza place or any other restaurant, you order something from the menu and you get it the way it comes. There's no "do you want this? Do you want that?" like at Subway. If I order a chicken sandwich at a normal café they don't ask me what I want on it, because there's a specific list of ingredients they put in their chicken sandwiches and if you order it then that's what you get. If I order a Hawaiian pizza it has ham and pineapple on it. They don't ask me if I want capsicum and olives on it too, because that's not what a Hawaiian pizza is. Subway is basically the only place that makes the customer tell the staff how to prepare the food. There's a bunch of burrito places like qdobas and Chipotle that have pretty much the same system. Actually a lot of cafe type places too
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 16:33 |
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Tiggum posted:Also it smells weird. You know, I agree with you, and you're not the first person to say the same thing. So it's that way on the bottom of the planet, too, huh? I wonder what the cause of Eau Du Subway really is? We have one built into a Circle K, and even when I go in just to buy a gallon of milk, I almost can't stand the smell. Weird.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:00 |
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Even a hot dog cart is gonna ask you what toppings you want And god help the poor waiter who offers The General a grate of cheese or grind of pepper, don't those stupid autalians know they're being paid to know exactly how much pepper he desires
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:02 |
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Tiggum posted:At a pizza place or any other restaurant, you order something from the menu and you get it the way it comes. There's no "do you want this? Do you want that?" like at Subway. If I order a chicken sandwich at a normal café they don't ask me what I want on it, because there's a specific list of ingredients they put in their chicken sandwiches and if you order it then that's what you get. If I order a Hawaiian pizza it has ham and pineapple on it. They don't ask me if I want capsicum and olives on it too, because that's not what a Hawaiian pizza is. Subway is basically the only place that makes the customer tell the staff how to prepare the food. "WHATEVER JUST BRING ME MAH FOOD gently caress TALKING OR DECISIONS " Just answer the loving questions you goon. Hell, even "whatever is your favorite" is a more acceptable answer than "I don't care, bring me whatever" because it makes you sound like you care about their opinion rather than being an insufferable douchebag.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:08 |
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Watching pyf turn on people occasionally is the best.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:18 |
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What have I begun?
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:20 |
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Yawgmoth posted:You sound like the worst customer and I hope you like your ham sandwich with black olives and mayo because that's what I'd give you if I were the subway drone. Do you go into real restaurants and order "whatever I don't care" too? Sounds delicious, I love ham, black olives and mayo. How bad could it be? Certainly not worse than the place Subway(?) guy that put everything on the sandwich. Including pineapple. Which I wasn't expecting, because who the hell puts pineapple on a sub? But seriously, Subway is the only place where it's a struggle. As such, I don't go there. Deli down the street, various burger/sandwich places around town, the pita place. Lots of places are happy to make me whatever. The only wrong answer is more questions
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:27 |
The General posted:Sounds delicious, I love ham, black olives and mayo. How bad could it be? Certainly not worse than the place Subway(?) guy that put everything on the sandwich. Including pineapple. Which I wasn't expecting, because who the hell puts pineapple on a sub? "How would you like your burger cooked?" "DON'T ASK JUST GIVE ME WHATEVER" *slaps a frozen hunk of raw ground meat on the plate*
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:29 |
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I've seen a lot of goon freakouts, but the image of someone sperging out at a Subway because the minimum-wage worker has the audacity to do their job is just hilarious. I hope you know you're the kind of customer that gets spit in their food at literally every restaurant.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:31 |
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Quizno's was the superior sandwich chain.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:33 |
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My favourite part is how you all seem to think that I scream at the top of my lungs and flap my arms because I used some harsh language and all caps for hyperbole.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:33 |
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Flustered, frantic whispering about "make me something yummy" isn't any better
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:44 |
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The General posted:My favourite part is how you all seem to think that I scream at the top of my lungs and flap my arms because I used some harsh language and all caps for hyperbole.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 17:53 |
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Tiggum posted:At a pizza place or any other restaurant, you order something from the menu and you get it the way it comes. There's no "do you want this? Do you want that?" like at Subway. If I order a chicken sandwich at a normal café they don't ask me what I want on it, because there's a specific list of ingredients they put in their chicken sandwiches and if you order it then that's what you get. If I order a Hawaiian pizza it has ham and pineapple on it. They don't ask me if I want capsicum and olives on it too, because that's not what a Hawaiian pizza is. Subway is basically the only place that makes the customer tell the staff how to prepare the food. There are pizza places that do this model and it's fantastic. https://modpizza.com/ Subway is poo poo because the ingredients are bad and they used a child molester as their spokesperson, not because you pick out what you want on it. Eat Fresh!
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 18:16 |
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I'm pretty sure Subway was not aware Fogle was a child molester, that's a little harsh. They aren't Joe Paterno or somebody.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 18:39 |
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he traded and rented porn in his dorm room in the late 90's. they had to have known this guy was a creepy fucker and his ex-wife is suing subway, claiming that they were aware of some of the claims against him.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 19:01 |
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Any man that still keeps his old pants from when he was 400 pounds is probably a pedophile and uses said pants to smuggle children from pizzerias, hth
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 19:06 |
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whiteyfats posted:I'm pretty sure Subway was not aware Fogle was a child molester, that's a little harsh. They aren't Joe Paterno or somebody. Fred knew.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 19:07 |
BraveUlysses posted:he traded and rented porn in his dorm room in the late 90's. they had to have known this guy was a creepy fucker and his ex-wife is suing subway, claiming that they were aware of some of the claims against him. I did some looking and among other things that got subpoenaed by the FBI, they got text messages from 2008 where he had asked a Subway franchisee if she could arrange for him to gently caress her 16-year-old cousin. The woman told the FBI that she had submitted the texts to Subway and they did nothing in response; Subway denied this, but I can't see the woman hanging onto texts for 7 years if she wasn't doing anything with them.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 19:07 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I did some looking and among other things that got subpoenaed by the FBI, they got text messages from 2008 where he had asked a Subway franchisee if she could arrange for him to gently caress her 16-year-old cousin. The woman told the FBI that she had submitted the texts to Subway and they did nothing in response; Subway denied this, but I can't see the woman hanging onto texts for 7 years if she wasn't doing anything with them. ..I stand corrected.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 20:16 |
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BraveUlysses posted:There are pizza places that do this model and it's fantastic. Good pizza but jesus christ, the people who work there have to act so over-the-top happy and friendly. Like there was someone with a gun under the counter just waiting for them to forget to act like my best friend who is just totally jazzed about everything, woo yeah! It looked exhausting.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 20:20 |
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Jam With Seeds posted:Good pizza but jesus christ, the people who work there have to act so over-the-top happy and friendly. Like there was someone with a gun under the counter just waiting for them to forget to act like my best friend who is just totally jazzed about everything, woo yeah! It looked exhausting. that's a bad thing? would you prefer someone who apparently doesnt give a poo poo at all?
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 20:37 |
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BraveUlysses posted:that's a bad thing? would you prefer someone who apparently doesnt give a poo poo at all?
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 20:42 |
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Turkey burger patty, brown mustard, sriracha and tabasco on what bread.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 21:12 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 02:43 |
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what bread indeed
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 21:39 |