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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Subway needs premade subs of the day lol if you want to choose bread cheese veggies and condiments like a jackass.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



So get the premade specialty sandwiches they put up on the giant board all the time god

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
A local place does this

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Sweet As Sin posted:

A local place does this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMNg0LiOKrE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9YnavIy8vM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D3otJb9yPw

Here's a sushi chef creating horrible things. I assume the cameraman is holding up a gun just out of frame at all times.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


The people at subway literally have to ask you questions. It's their job. for Fucks sake goons

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

The General posted:

I hate subway because none of those Sandwich Autists can make me a delicious sandwich without asking me 1000 questions about what I want on it.

I literally don't give a poo poo, make me a delicious sandwich. The only wrong answer is asking me more questions. If I knew how to make a delicious sandwich, would I be having you make me one? Probably not.

One kid's size round sandwich with raisins and glass coming right up

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Weirdly enough Pizza Hut outside the united states is pretty good. I've had it in the UK, Germany, Hungary, and South Korea and they were all pretty great (except for South Korea, their pizzas are an abomination). The UK had their pizza loaded with generous portions of slightly smoked mozzerella, and Germany had some weird tiny pepperonis. Still would rather eat at an imbissstube or grab some bibimbap somewhere for less money unless you are really jonesing for some pizza though.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Dunk a dill pickle, realdo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

*The General walks into a local pizzeria*

"Give me a pizza, and make it delicious."

"What kind of toppings would you like, sir?"

"gently caress OFF, YOU AUTIST, I HOPE YOU LIKE LOSING BUSINESS"

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Sociopastry posted:

The people at subway literally have to ask you questions. It's their job. for Fucks sake goons

But how else am I going to be ironic, flippant, and dismissive of an entire company because I want to get some really sick burns in?

I have no real positive or negative feelings about Subway but complaining that the kid making minimum wage behind the counter doesn't want to risk having an angry customer yelling at him/his boss is doing exactly what his job has taught him is really loving weird.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I mean maybe it works if you're going to a place where the proprietors are the ones who make the sandwiches and they loving love sandwiches. Like some little Brooklyn family-owned sub shop where you can tell mama to make you something delicious and she knows exactly what kind of ingredients mesh well together.

Subway just has college kids who are told "Put on what the customers ask for" and that's the extent of their food expertise, probably.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

The General posted:

At subway:
"I'd like a _____, don't care what bread or what you put on it. I trust you can make a delicious sandwich."
"Sorry, what kind of bread do you want? And what kind cheese? Toasted, veggies?"
"gently caress I DON'T CARE!"
"Sorry, that's not a veggie or a sauce we have."
You sound like the worst customer and I hope you like your ham sandwich with black olives and mayo because that's what I'd give you if I were the subway drone. Do you go into real restaurants and order "whatever I don't care" too?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Alaois posted:

*The General walks into a local pizzeria*

"Give me a pizza, and make it delicious."

"What kind of toppings would you like, sir?"

"gently caress OFF, YOU AUTIST, I HOPE YOU LIKE LOSING BUSINESS"

Yawgmoth posted:

You sound like the worst customer and I hope you like your ham sandwich with black olives and mayo because that's what I'd give you if I were the subway drone. Do you go into real restaurants and order "whatever I don't care" too?
At a pizza place or any other restaurant, you order something from the menu and you get it the way it comes. There's no "do you want this? Do you want that?" like at Subway. If I order a chicken sandwich at a normal café they don't ask me what I want on it, because there's a specific list of ingredients they put in their chicken sandwiches and if you order it then that's what you get. If I order a Hawaiian pizza it has ham and pineapple on it. They don't ask me if I want capsicum and olives on it too, because that's not what a Hawaiian pizza is. Subway is basically the only place that makes the customer tell the staff how to prepare the food.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
That's the whole point of it. You get the sandwich you want. If you want a prepared sandwich with no customization, there are plenty of places that offer that. It's like going to a custom car shop and saying "whatever, I don't care" when they ask you what kind of car you want. If you want something non-customized, go to the many places that offer that.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Yawgmoth posted:

ham sandwich with black olives and mayo

Hey don't doxx my lunch what the gently caress

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tiggum posted:

At a pizza place or any other restaurant, you order something from the menu and you get it the way it comes. There's no "do you want this? Do you want that?" like at Subway. If I order a chicken sandwich at a normal café they don't ask me what I want on it, because there's a specific list of ingredients they put in their chicken sandwiches and if you order it then that's what you get. If I order a Hawaiian pizza it has ham and pineapple on it. They don't ask me if I want capsicum and olives on it too, because that's not what a Hawaiian pizza is. Subway is basically the only place that makes the customer tell the staff how to prepare the food.

There's a bunch of burrito places like qdobas and Chipotle that have pretty much the same system. Actually a lot of cafe type places too

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Tiggum posted:

Also it smells weird.

You know, I agree with you, and you're not the first person to say the same thing. So it's that way on the bottom of the planet, too, huh? I wonder what the cause of Eau Du Subway really is? We have one built into a Circle K, and even when I go in just to buy a gallon of milk, I almost can't stand the smell. Weird.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


Even a hot dog cart is gonna ask you what toppings you want :psyduck:

And god help the poor waiter who offers The General a grate of cheese or grind of pepper, don't those stupid autalians know they're being paid to know exactly how much pepper he desires :rolleyes:

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Tiggum posted:

At a pizza place or any other restaurant, you order something from the menu and you get it the way it comes. There's no "do you want this? Do you want that?" like at Subway. If I order a chicken sandwich at a normal café they don't ask me what I want on it, because there's a specific list of ingredients they put in their chicken sandwiches and if you order it then that's what you get. If I order a Hawaiian pizza it has ham and pineapple on it. They don't ask me if I want capsicum and olives on it too, because that's not what a Hawaiian pizza is. Subway is basically the only place that makes the customer tell the staff how to prepare the food.
"And what side would you like with that?"
"WHATEVER JUST BRING ME MAH FOOD gently caress TALKING OR DECISIONS :byodood:"

Just answer the loving questions you goon. Hell, even "whatever is your favorite" is a more acceptable answer than "I don't care, bring me whatever" because it makes you sound like you care about their opinion rather than being an insufferable douchebag.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
Watching pyf turn on people occasionally is the best.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What have I begun? :ohdear:

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Yawgmoth posted:

You sound like the worst customer and I hope you like your ham sandwich with black olives and mayo because that's what I'd give you if I were the subway drone. Do you go into real restaurants and order "whatever I don't care" too?

Sounds delicious, I love ham, black olives and mayo. How bad could it be? Certainly not worse than the place Subway(?) guy that put everything on the sandwich. Including pineapple. Which I wasn't expecting, because who the hell puts pineapple on a sub?

But seriously, Subway is the only place where it's a struggle. As such, I don't go there. Deli down the street, various burger/sandwich places around town, the pita place. Lots of places are happy to make me whatever. The only wrong answer is more questions :colbert:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The General posted:

Sounds delicious, I love ham, black olives and mayo. How bad could it be? Certainly not worse than the place Subway(?) guy that put everything on the sandwich. Including pineapple. Which I wasn't expecting, because who the hell puts pineapple on a sub?

But seriously, Subway is the only place where it's a struggle. As such, I don't go there. Deli down the street, various burger/sandwich places around town, the pita place. Lots of places are happy to make me whatever. The only wrong answer is more questions :colbert:

"How would you like your burger cooked?"

"DON'T ASK JUST GIVE ME WHATEVER"

*slaps a frozen hunk of raw ground meat on the plate*

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
I've seen a lot of goon freakouts, but the image of someone sperging out at a Subway because the minimum-wage worker has the audacity to do their job is just hilarious. I hope you know you're the kind of customer that gets spit in their food at literally every restaurant.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Quizno's was the superior sandwich chain.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


My favourite part is how you all seem to think that I scream at the top of my lungs and flap my arms because I used some harsh language and all caps for hyperbole. :allears:

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Flustered, frantic whispering about "make me something yummy" isn't any better

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

The General posted:

My favourite part is how you all seem to think that I scream at the top of my lungs and flap my arms because I used some harsh language and all caps for hyperbole. :allears:
My favorite part is where you think we're being literal for using the same hyperbole you used in your post. :allears:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Tiggum posted:

At a pizza place or any other restaurant, you order something from the menu and you get it the way it comes. There's no "do you want this? Do you want that?" like at Subway. If I order a chicken sandwich at a normal café they don't ask me what I want on it, because there's a specific list of ingredients they put in their chicken sandwiches and if you order it then that's what you get. If I order a Hawaiian pizza it has ham and pineapple on it. They don't ask me if I want capsicum and olives on it too, because that's not what a Hawaiian pizza is. Subway is basically the only place that makes the customer tell the staff how to prepare the food.

There are pizza places that do this model and it's fantastic.

https://modpizza.com/

Subway is poo poo because the ingredients are bad and they used a child molester as their spokesperson, not because you pick out what you want on it.

Eat Fresh!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm pretty sure Subway was not aware Fogle was a child molester, that's a little harsh. They aren't Joe Paterno or somebody.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
he traded and rented porn in his dorm room in the late 90's. they had to have known this guy was a creepy fucker and his ex-wife is suing subway, claiming that they were aware of some of the claims against him.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Any man that still keeps his old pants from when he was 400 pounds is probably a pedophile and uses said pants to smuggle children from pizzerias, hth

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


whiteyfats posted:

I'm pretty sure Subway was not aware Fogle was a child molester, that's a little harsh. They aren't Joe Paterno or somebody.

Fred knew.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

BraveUlysses posted:

he traded and rented porn in his dorm room in the late 90's. they had to have known this guy was a creepy fucker and his ex-wife is suing subway, claiming that they were aware of some of the claims against him.

I did some looking and among other things that got subpoenaed by the FBI, they got text messages from 2008 where he had asked a Subway franchisee if she could arrange for him to gently caress her 16-year-old cousin. The woman told the FBI that she had submitted the texts to Subway and they did nothing in response; Subway denied this, but I can't see the woman hanging onto texts for 7 years if she wasn't doing anything with them.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chitoryu12 posted:

I did some looking and among other things that got subpoenaed by the FBI, they got text messages from 2008 where he had asked a Subway franchisee if she could arrange for him to gently caress her 16-year-old cousin. The woman told the FBI that she had submitted the texts to Subway and they did nothing in response; Subway denied this, but I can't see the woman hanging onto texts for 7 years if she wasn't doing anything with them.

..I stand corrected. :staredog:

Jam With Seeds
Dec 20, 2008

BraveUlysses posted:

There are pizza places that do this model and it's fantastic.

https://modpizza.com/


Good pizza but jesus christ, the people who work there have to act so over-the-top happy and friendly. Like there was someone with a gun under the counter just waiting for them to forget to act like my best friend who is just totally jazzed about everything, woo yeah! It looked exhausting.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Jam With Seeds posted:

Good pizza but jesus christ, the people who work there have to act so over-the-top happy and friendly. Like there was someone with a gun under the counter just waiting for them to forget to act like my best friend who is just totally jazzed about everything, woo yeah! It looked exhausting.

that's a bad thing? would you prefer someone who apparently doesnt give a poo poo at all?

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

BraveUlysses posted:

that's a bad thing? would you prefer someone who apparently doesnt give a poo poo at all?
I would prefer the people helping me to act like people, not coked-up sugar gliders.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Turkey burger patty, brown mustard, sriracha and tabasco on what bread.

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

what bread indeed

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