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Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

RFC2324 posted:

Going to simplify this.

Don't touch people you aren't extremely good friends with. And even then it's iffy.

For sure! But people feel weirdly entitled and weird about it, as if I'm an animal in a petting zoo and not an actual person. I get the same feeling when dudes think they can just grab my butt.

I once turned around and stroked a girls long straight hair after she had just full on groped my hair. She got suuuper angry.
Most people I do that to totally get it and apologize. I guess she's not a fan of ironi.

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
This isn't Kentucky in the 1920s where you're buddy buddy with everyone. Don't touch strangers, I don't know why that's controversial

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sloober posted:

do they not know how to pee without coating their hands in it over there

Don't kink shame.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Glagha posted:

Like I've heard this come up enough thati know it must be an actual thing but like who the gently caress touches strangers' hair?

I'd always assumed it was a joke, I didn't think people actually did it.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Snatch Duster posted:

lmao wat. I guess shaking hands is rape
Do you seriously not know the difference between an offer, a violation of space, and assault?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Yawgmoth posted:

Do you seriously not know the difference between an offer, a violation of space, and assault?

the guy posted an absolute statement. I pointing out the absurdity of it. loving lmao

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Snatch Duster posted:

I don't know if you taught this but, all violence is wrong.


Facile and incorrect. Violence in defense of others unable to defend themselves is a virtue. Sorry that morality isn't black and white.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
local goon shocked that sexual assault isn't okay

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Sunswipe posted:

I'd always assumed it was a joke, I didn't think people actually did it.

It's fairly common. My ex is black and she kept her hair back in one big poof ball and people were constantly trying to grab it. Drunk white people don't give a poo poo about boundaries.

I was allowed though, it was my stressball.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Facile and incorrect. Violence in defense of others unable to defend themselves is a virtue. Sorry that morality isn't black and white.

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.

Ghandi said that. You wiser than the G man?

I think not.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Don't bother with Snatch Duster, he's just a concern trolling Nazi.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Sunswipe posted:

I'd always assumed it was a joke, I didn't think people actually did it.

Same with touching pregnant women's stomachs. You don't think it's a thing until it actually happens.

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta

Glagha posted:

Like I've heard this come up enough thati know it must be an actual thing but like who the gently caress touches strangers' hair?

Living in Korea, I had a surprising number of people I'd just met trying to run their fingers through my (sizeable) beard.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Snatch Duster posted:

the guy posted an absolute statement. I pointing out the absurdity of it. loving lmao
Even though it's absolutely true? Don't touch people without their consent for any reason. The gently caress is the matter with you.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014



Lmao. Yeah the majority of people who like "Fifty Shades of Grey" are definitely the same people who protest and criticize Trump.

Sarcopenia has a new favorite as of 18:17 on Jan 27, 2017

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Yawgmoth posted:

Even though it's absolutely true? Don't touch people without their consent for any reason. The gently caress is the matter with you.

They didn't say consent and he's either too dumb to understand that it was implied or is just trolling (it's the latter)

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Yawgmoth posted:

Even though it's absolutely true? Don't touch people without their consent for any reason. The gently caress is the matter with you.

RFC2324 posted:

Going to simplify this.

Don't touch people you aren't extremely good friends with. And even then it's iffy.

Hmm he says nothing about consent in that statement. Just that never touch anyone that you aren't "extremely" good friends with. That is an absolute statement. We all know that only Siths deal in absolutes.

So my joke poking fun at his absurd statement was in fact, reasonable. Yay or nay Captain Comedy?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Field Mousepad posted:

It's fairly common. My ex is black and she kept her hair back in one big poof ball and people were constantly trying to grab it. Drunk white people don't give a poo poo about boundaries.

I was allowed though, it was my stressball.

This is one of those times I feel really white.

hyperhazard posted:

Same with touching pregnant women's stomachs. You don't think it's a thing until it actually happens.

And really male. What the gently caress is wrong with people?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
so i guess pulling strangers from a burning car is rape? - snatch duster probably

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Low Desert Punk posted:

so i guess pulling strangers from a burning car is rape? - snatch duster probably

actually no, i don't think that and was making a joke of the guy that probably does.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Snatch Duster posted:

Hmm he says nothing about consent in that statement. Just that never touch anyone that you aren't "extremely" good friends with. That is an absolute statement. We all know that only Siths deal in absolutes.

So my joke poking fun at his absurd statement was in fact, reasonable. Yay or nay Captain Comedy?

jesus christ just shut up already

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Snatch Duster posted:

We all know that only Siths deal in absolutes.

:chloe:

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

Sarcopenia posted:

Lmao. Yeah the majority of people who like "Fifty Shades of Grey" are definitely the same people who protest and criticize Trump.

Plus it completely misses the point of the controversy. People were mad at Trump for bragging about being able to commit sexual assault without repercussions, not because he said the word "pussy".

Dejawesp
Jan 8, 2017

You have to follow the beat!

there wolf posted:

http://nielsg.com/
Comic in question and...

http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Niels
Links to her worst stuff, unfortunately set in a not-good article critiquing her.

quote:

Not that there is anything wrong with having a healthy sexual appetite, but you have to keep it out of your work.

Yeah it's a bad review written by a terrible person but it gets the point across I have to admit.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
Totally!

That's the most disheartening thing about it. There probably are a lot of these people who straight up do not hear what he said as being sexual assault and therefore assume that it is obviously about the "foul" language.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

stop replying to snatch duster or i'll start making fun of the bands you like

Pleasing Shape
Jan 9, 2004

The Vitally Important Pelvic Thrust
Delurking to remind all of you idiots that this thread about idiots was closed when it became a thread by idiots.

I have no content because this thread is my only friend. Please don't kill my friend

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Glagha posted:

Like I've heard this come up enough thati know it must be an actual thing but like who the gently caress touches strangers' hair?

Ignorant white people that have never seen a black person with natural hair. I've watched a number of random strangers ask my girlfriend if they could touch her hair.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Alaois posted:

stop replying to snatch duster or i'll start making fun of the bands you like

I'm a ska fan, so the universe has already done that for me

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


i would defriend or defollow the gal that keeps posting this stuff, but then I wouldn't have content for this thread.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
poo poo she just posted another one lmao

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Alaois posted:

stop replying to snatch duster or i'll start making fun of the bands you like
I like linkin park and system of a down, you can't say anything I haven't already said

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
There's nothing I can say about your favorite bands that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Midnight Voyager posted:

Alright, here it is: I am Marsha, my friend is Kerry, and my aunt is Lou.



"My candidate didn't make it to the election so it's not my fault I voted Trump!" is the free space on Facebook Political Bingo

E: wait maybe I misunderstood. I can't tell if she voted for him or not.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Saying only a Sith deals in absolutes is in itself an absolute, Obi-wan! :saddowns:

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Sarcopenia posted:

Lmao. Yeah the majority of people who like "Fifty Shades of Grey" are definitely the same people who protest and criticize Trump.
I'm pretty sure this is the definition of kink shaming. Can I get a judge on this?

For real though the porn someone buys doesn't really reflect on them as a person. That macro is gross for the same reasons people justifying spousal abuse by saying "but she like S&M" as a defense.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I just found out there is a Christian version of The Onion



However this one and it's description made me chuckle

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Terrible Opinions posted:

I'm pretty sure this is the definition of kink shaming. Can I get a judge on this?

For real though the porn someone buys doesn't really reflect on them as a person. That macro is gross for the same reasons people justifying spousal abuse by saying "but she like S&M" as a defense.

i think it is in the same vein as laughing at or making fun of anti gay religious people that then get caught with a gay hooker.

Like, if you are against violence towards women in all forms and stuff, then like why did you buy 50 shades of grey where the woman protagonist is obviously raped/molested all the time in the book by a trump like ceo.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
its like a racist klan dude being into interracial cuck porn.

its just funny

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Dejawesp
Jan 8, 2017

You have to follow the beat!

If only soccer moms voted on the Nobel prizes he would have all of them

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