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Lmao goons Jesus christ why would you marry a person like that
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 21:34 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 23:20 |
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"I haven't seen you in years when are you coming home..." "SEND MONEY HUSBAND." hangs up phone.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 21:35 |
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Haier posted:At dinner I got asked if Americans eat bread at every meal instead of rice. thats more a russian thing.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 21:46 |
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i imagine he's quoting reddit like he's done before. just give the link, guy
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 21:47 |
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Baronjutter posted:Divorce and find someone who shares your values and life priorities and you don't consider a manipulative entitled princess. it's from reddit
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 21:47 |
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Yeah given the formatting (ages in the title and TL;DR at the end) I'm gonna go ahead and say that's copy pasted from /r/relationships rather than being OG (original goon) content. Still pretty hilarious though.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 21:48 |
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BONGHITZ posted:I (31m) met my wife (27f) of two years at the of 2014 and we were married by August of 2015. She's Chinese and I'm Chinese American and we met while she was working here. Both she and I have terminal graduate degrees. I think the trust issues are basically because only cares about herself and is prone to make decisions that benefits her the most. lol
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 22:33 |
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Ups_rail posted:thats more a russian thing. I thought that was vodka
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 22:47 |
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I would think a doctoral candidate would have better spelling than that. Also amazed that even an ethnically chinese husband still couldn't entice her to leave smog land to live in loving California.
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 23:57 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:I think the trust issues are basically because only cares about herself and is prone to make decisions that benefits her the most. lolling how Asian dudes would go after miserable mainlander chicks instead of finding a chill west coast ABC girl.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 00:28 |
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Ugh how much longer are we going to get this "China will rule the world because Donald Trump is president" narrative from the media and from political discussion in general There have even been articles where presumably smart people say that China would win a trade war
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 00:42 |
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etalian posted:lolling how Asian dudes would go after miserable mainlander chicks instead of finding a chill west coast ABC girl. I used to volunteer with a 5th generation Chinese-Canadian guy who went back to China to find a wife. He found a gorgeous girl who was ridiculously out of his league and got hitched, but she never came back to Canada and they got divorced like a month later.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 01:21 |
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McGavin posted:I used to volunteer with a 5th generation Chinese-Canadian guy who went back to China to find a wife. He found a gorgeous girl who was ridiculously out of his league and got hitched, but she never came back to Canada and they got divorced like a month later. was her English name Jennifer and was she from tianjin because this exact situation happened like 2 years ago
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 01:22 |
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Xelkelvos posted:I thought that was vodka No, I've talked to a russian who swears he had never drunk vodka, which shocked me to my core.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:21 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:was her English name Jennifer and was she from tianjin because this exact situation happened like 2 years ago It was about 8 years ago and I don't know what her name was.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 03:19 |
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Think I told this story before but anyway, My dad used to work with a Chinese guy who married a mail order bride from the mainland. The story was that his first generation immigrant parents were insistent that he not only had to marry a Chinese girl, but it had to be a Chinese girl from their specific home city in China. He was unsuccessful at finding such a girl in Chinatown, so they got in touch with a matchmaker. This was pre-internet, so it was literally a place with binders full of women, and he just picked the one with the prettiest head shot and basically no other information to go on. It actually worked out great, they took a shine to each other immediately. After growing up in the Cultural Revolution his new wife was absolutely thrilled with democracy and capitalism, starting her own seamstress business and getting used to America in no time. They didn't try to make lightning strike twice though, their son married a nice Puerto Rican girl he met in college.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 03:36 |
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Ya arranged marriages are great...
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 03:40 |
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That aint an arranged marriage. That was tantan before the internet.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:01 |
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ROFLburger posted:what the gently caress are you talking about?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:06 |
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Baronjutter posted:Divorce and find someone who shares your values and life priorities and you don't consider a manipulative entitled princess. Followed by: "Is she right? Am I wrong? Maybe it really is just different cultures and I am wrong. Help me keep my relationship with this rotten selfish person, please!" -------- The aftermath of that meal last night was me waking up to having a dark-brown piss due to all of the salt and oil wrecking my innards (maybe those smog leaves, too). I have had about 3 liters of water and a Gatorade and I still feel salty and dried out. I wonder how awful all the people who were drinking booze on top of such a meal feel. Apparently most people are still in bed and it's noon. I was asking my friend what people usually do on the first day of CNY, and she told me they all go around to different houses to see friends and relatives, except: I have a feeling that even if everyone was a PHD in biology, they would still follow this bullshit and actually worry about a 5-months pregnant woman having a girl if they showed up at her house.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:10 |
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As a little girl growing up, my wife was only allowed to have very limited participation in weddings. She couldn't really go anywhere near the bride or the wedding chamber whereas other kids would be invited to roll around on the bed for good luck (especially Rabbits). All of this because she was born in the year of the Tiger. Taiwan still carries a lot of the cultural baggage of being Chinese. Kids who have night terrors or bad dreams are regularly taken to exorcists. It's just what you do, don't you know?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:23 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:I think the trust issues are basically because only cares about herself and is prone to make decisions that benefits her the most. Lol, married a northern Chinese girl. Always a poor decision
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:24 |
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I'm marrying a northern girl and she's anything but spoiled or selfish. Sure, the cultural background has some weird notions and baggage, but holy crap am I grateful when I read these stories and that she is nothing at all like any of them. I must be marrying the only sane girl on the continent.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:41 |
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Ceciltron posted:I'm marrying a northern girl and she's anything but spoiled or selfish. Sure, the cultural background has some weird notions and baggage, but holy crap am I grateful when I read these stories and that she is nothing at all like any of them. I must be marrying the only sane girl on the continent. Quoting this post for posterity.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:48 |
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Ceciltron posted:I'm marrying a northern girl and she's anything but spoiled or selfish. Sure, the cultural background has some weird notions and baggage, but holy crap am I grateful when I read these stories and that she is nothing at all like any of them. I must be marrying the only sane girl on the continent. Famous last words. A lot of those "undesirable" characteristics start to crop up after a few years of marriage. I have noticed a few that have sprung up with my wife (very mild case), and another guy I knew in Shenyang who has been married for 10 years said the same. If you can live with each other's faults, then you've already made some progress towards a lasting relationship.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:51 |
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Every girl flowers after marriage the way a corpse flower flowers. The best you can hope for is no change, but that's like Babe Ruth calling his shot. What I guys do I don't know. Probably something also bad.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:48 |
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I'll keep y'all posted, if SA is still around in a decade.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:48 |
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Lived in China for years, didnt die or bring home a wife. Flawless victory.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:52 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Every girl flowers after marriage the way a corpse flower flowers. The best you can hope for is no change, but that's like Babe Ruth calling his shot. The poetic way I heard it put was, "Women want a man that will change but he won't. Men want a woman who will stay the same, but she won't."
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:57 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:The poetic way I heard it put was, "Women want a man that will change but he won't. Men want a woman who will stay the same, but she won't." That's probably a better way to put it that also has less of a chance of one of the zero irony forums linking to your post.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 07:02 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:That's probably a better way to put it that also has less of a chance of one of the zero irony forums linking to your post. Yeah the short of it is that marriage is tough and it's never easy to really know someone. Years in and you'll still discover new things, sometimes good sometimes bad.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 07:22 |
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Speaking of dumb relationship things, I got Chinar'd pretty good today. Soldier girl is in another city for CNY. I decided now was the perfect time to tell the soldier girl that I like her. She's going to be busy for a couple weeks and it is unknown when we will meet again, so I thought I'd put this tidbit of information into her pipe for her to smoke until we meet again. Since I actually do like her, I was nervous to say it, but I forced myself to say it. After having countless girls propose marriage or ask me to be in a relationship with them after a first meeting, I was thrown under the bus when it was my turn. She basically responded with: "LOL, we've known each other for two weeks. Are all Americans so quick to like someone? This is so weird! You told me you like me, so maybe you are just lonely? I think foreigners don't understand Chinese women. This won't ruin our friendship, I am neutral about this discussion." LMAO. Gutted.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 08:20 |
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Woops, double postingu
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 08:26 |
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That's pretty good. That country is going to gently caress with you no matter what, there's no winning.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 08:29 |
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Haier posted:Speaking of dumb relationship things, I got Chinar'd pretty good today. It's ok Haier, she likes you.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 08:30 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:It's ok Haier, she likes you.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 08:38 |
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It would never work. Desperate idiots would be cutting off a limb to become disabled and get the "gently caress anyone I want" card.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 08:42 |
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Haier posted:Speaking of dumb relationship things, I got Chinar'd pretty good today. Considering all the women who were willing to gently caress you on sight, explains why she is still a virgin. Which reminds me, I thought you were going to continue because she was a virgin?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 10:44 |
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"Like". Strong word. Don't move to fast now.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 11:02 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 23:20 |
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I take this thread at face value. Where am I wrong, where am I right? Invalid answers: *30% wrong, 70% right* *9 fingers out of 10 right* Go!
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