TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Nonsense posted:

The United States is preventing green-card holders from re-entering the US. It's happening to the spouses of US citizens. It's happening right now.

Lol turns out America and it's values were just words on a lovely parchment waiting for someone like trump to wipe his rear end with.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:16

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 01:59

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Kurtofan posted:

I actually forgot kaine existed

not hard to do

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:17

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

This kind of poo poo has been happening in countries all over the world for years, some crazy rear end in a top hat comes to power and basically dismantles the government.

Americans are much too much of pussies to have a revolution, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAayt5BsEWg

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:17

beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Jazerus posted:

Is that ziggy sobotkas duck

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:17

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:17

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

speng31b posted:

yes, this among other things.

in less than a week, trump is well on his way to making Pe�a Nieto look progressive, competent and presidential by comparison. a president who is definitely complicit in conspiracies to murder his own country's citizens, bolster organized crime, etc. this guy is now uniting his citizens in opposition to trump's outlandish stupidity.

my company, and many, many others do business with mexico. this isn't a joke, everyone's taking it seriously - within a week, major business deals are off, travel is cancelled. this is going to stall our economy faster than anyone realizes.

I think the worry that Trump's terrible policies wouldn't cause enough damage before mid-terms might have been misplaced. We're maybe 1 month out from trade wars, hot wars, and interment camps. Thankfully our institutions seem to have more spine than our legislators. Let's just hope that he hits a certain sweet spot where the economy is tanked hard enough to take back the house and maybe gain a little ground in the senate without killing us all.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:18

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Nonsense posted:

The United States is preventing green-card holders from re-entering the US. It's happening to the spouses of US citizens. It's happening right now.

Does this mean Melania wouldn't be able to come back in if she was from one of the travel ban countries.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:18

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Nonsense posted:

The United States is preventing green-card holders from re-entering the US. It's happening to the spouses of US citizens. It's happening right now.

Trump said he was gonna do this. The gently caress would you leave America for a terrorist area when you were warned you wouldnt be able to come back?

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:18

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Nonsense posted:

The United States is preventing green-card holders from re-entering the US. It's happening to the spouses of US citizens. It's happening right now.

Fear is the most destructive force there is

FDR was right

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:18

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

pathetic little tramp posted:

This kind of poo poo has been happening in countries all over the world for years, some crazy rear end in a top hat comes to power and basically dismantles the government.

Americans are much too much of pussies to have a revolution, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAayt5BsEWg

maybe if they wring their hands enough a genie will appear and make trump go away

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:19

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Scent of Worf posted:

Fear is the most destructive force there is

FDR was right

it's more like rampant ignorance and hate

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:19

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

My Imaginary GF posted:

Trump said he was gonna do this. The gently caress would you leave America for a terrorist area when you were warned you wouldnt be able to come back?

the gently caress does a "terrorist area" mean

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:20

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRh-rZ5v9AE

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:20

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Nonsense posted:

The United States is preventing green-card holders from re-entering the US. It's happening to the spouses of US citizens. It's happening right now.

Nonsense posted:

The 8th of November will never, not be funny

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:21

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:21

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

pathetic little tramp posted:

This kind of poo poo has been happening in countries all over the world for years, some crazy rear end in a top hat comes to power and basically dismantles the government.

Americans are much too much of pussies to have a revolution, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAayt5BsEWg

Yeah that's why trump will largely get away with everything, the American body politic has successfully been neutered by both republicans and democrats so much so that there's no way they'll manage the kind of mass organized consistent strikes, protests and pressure that tends to work in other countries. There's a strange belief in 'the system' that people (other than trump and his cohorts) don't seem to realize that history isn't a path of progression rather that it has to be constantly forced and bent towards your goals.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:21

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:

the gently caress does a "terrorist area" mean

please dont engage MIGF

also Trump is a pretty good ISIS propaganda machine at this point :thumbsup:

or whatevers left of them after they get bombed out and regrouped

Radical Islamic Terrorist in national speech. Check.

Muslim ban. Check

what else do we need to bolster recruitment for ISIS

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:21

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Yinlock posted:

the gently caress does a "terrorist area" mean

that hes dumb as gently caress

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:21

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Al-Saqr posted:

Yeah that's why trump will largely get away with everything, the American body politic has successfully been neutered by both republicans and democrats so much so that there's no way they'll manage the kind of mass organized consistent strikes, protests and pressure that tends to work in other countries. There's a strange belief in 'the system' that people (other than trump and his cohorts) don't seem to realize that history isn't a path of progression rather that it has to be constantly forced and bent towards your goals.

drat u bob barker

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:22

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Yinlock posted:

the gently caress does a "terrorist area" mean

basically everyone muslim on the planet.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:22

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

please dont engage MIGF

making him talk until he inevitably endorses genocide and eats a probation is the only way to make migf go away

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:22

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Yinlock posted:

the gently caress does a "terrorist area" mean

New York or California

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:23

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

blue squares posted:

the thread has been very weird this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6DbQx4iDa0

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:23

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:

making him talk until he inevitably endorses genocide and eats a probation is the only way to make migf go away

Baloogan just do the needful and do it in advance before it happens thanks :nallears:

he's making people sober eww :cry:

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:23

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Maybe the last thing Trump watched before signing this executive order was that Tom Hanks movie where he gets stuck in an airport for years

"Hehe, wonder if that would happen in real life?"

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:23

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 8 days!

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRh-rZ5v9AE

I don't like this reality so I'm going to substitute my own where Bernie won.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:24

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Yinlock posted:

the gently caress does a "terrorist area" mean

whatever the gently caress Trump wants it to mean

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:24

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:24

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Lastgirl posted:

please dont engage MIGF

also Trump is a pretty good ISIS propaganda machine at this point

or whatevers left of them after they get bombed out and regrouped

Radical Islamic Terrorist in national speech. Check.

Muslim ban. Check

what else do we need to bolster recruitment for ISIS