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there's nothing on earth that can be compared to the cry of the jewess. my bearded clamshell parts its lips and emits a hollow keening that pierces your deepest loins; instantly you are powerfully aroused and desperately aware of how small and insignificant your penis is in comparison to the vastness of the universe. the hairs rise on the back of your neck. involuntary tears well in your eyes. my breasts are beyond measure and i suffer from a total eclipse of the rear end. i am a masterpiece; i am a sculpture; i am literally the statue of liberty, my thighs straddling new york, and the flaming torch i hold aloft is my ghost lover's impassioned cock that gives me strength and light even in the depths of nuclear winter. (ariel had a bioluminescent cock, the knesset's best-kept secret) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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http://www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-says-palestinians-can-have-a-state-minus/quote:Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told cabinet ministers Sunday that he was prepared to give the Palestinians a “state minus.” I don't think "state-minus" really flows off the tongue, though, at least not in English. I much prefer "one-and-a-half-state solution".
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Avshalom posted:there's nothing on earth that can be compared to the cry of the jewess. my bearded clamshell parts its lips and emits a hollow keening that pierces your deepest loins; instantly you are powerfully aroused and desperately aware of how small and insignificant your penis is in comparison to the vastness of the universe. the hairs rise on the back of your neck. involuntary tears well in your eyes. my breasts are beyond measure and i suffer from a total eclipse of the rear end. i am a masterpiece; i am a sculpture; i am literally the statue of liberty, my thighs straddling new york, and the flaming torch i hold aloft is my ghost lover's impassioned cock that gives me strength and light even in the depths of nuclear winter. (ariel had a bioluminescent cock, the knesset's best-kept secret)  The new moderation is truly monstrous.
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Jan 28, 2017 22:23
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Jan 28, 2017 22:26
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Sorry Bibi, but it's supposed to be "BEAUTIFUL WALL" and "HUGE SUCCESS" - 2/10 please work on your twitter game. Oh and someone get a tweet from Erich Honecker on that topic, the godfather of modern wall building.
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Jan 28, 2017 22:46
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Avshalom posted:there's nothing on earth that can be compared to the cry of the jewess. my bearded clamshell parts its lips and emits a hollow keening that pierces your deepest loins; instantly you are powerfully aroused and desperately aware of how small and insignificant your penis is in comparison to the vastness of the universe. the hairs rise on the back of your neck. involuntary tears well in your eyes. my breasts are beyond measure and i suffer from a total eclipse of the rear end. i am a masterpiece; i am a sculpture; i am literally the statue of liberty, my thighs straddling new york, and the flaming torch i hold aloft is my ghost lover's impassioned cock that gives me strength and light even in the depths of nuclear winter. (ariel had a bioluminescent cock, the knesset's best-kept secret) Free Avshalom
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GaussianCopula posted:Sorry Bibi, but it's supposed to be "BEAUTIFUL WALL" and "HUGE SUCCESS" - 2/10 please work on your twitter game. I think he confused Trump with Borat, an easy mistake to make.
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GreyjoyBastard posted:
there exists a person who sees the phrase "i suffer from a total eclipse of the rear end" and decides it merits punishment
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personally i was quite wounded by her getting me to think about my penis size relative to the size of the universe.
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Jan 28, 2017 23:57
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Avshalom posted:there's nothing on earth that can be compared to the cry of the jewess. my bearded clamshell parts its lips and emits a hollow keening that pierces your deepest loins; instantly you are powerfully aroused and desperately aware of how small and insignificant your penis is in comparison to the vastness of the universe. the hairs rise on the back of your neck. involuntary tears well in your eyes. my breasts are beyond measure and i suffer from a total eclipse of the rear end. i am a masterpiece; i am a sculpture; i am literally the statue of liberty, my thighs straddling new york, and the flaming torch i hold aloft is my ghost lover's impassioned cock that gives me strength and light even in the depths of nuclear winter. (ariel had a bioluminescent cock, the knesset's best-kept secret) Is that book of avshalom website still around?
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Volkerball posted:personally i was quite wounded by her getting me to think about my penis size relative to the size of the universe. Same, that part of the post made actually laugh out-loud. I agree with probation when he/she makes long chains of posts, but there haven't been too many lately. Regarding the Bibi/Trump stuff, I think there's more going on there than just a political partnership. I'm imagining them sitting at home fantasizing about how wonderful it would be if they could make their feelings for one another explicitly known to the world.
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Seems like the mexican government didn't think Bibi's boratesque quote was very funny - http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-mexico-israel-idUSKBN15D003
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Avshalom posted:there's nothing on earth that can be compared to the cry of the jewess. my bearded clamshell parts its lips and emits a hollow keening that pierces your deepest loins; instantly you are powerfully aroused and desperately aware of how small and insignificant your penis is in comparison to the vastness of the universe. the hairs rise on the back of your neck. involuntary tears well in your eyes. my breasts are beyond measure and i suffer from a total eclipse of the rear end. i am a masterpiece; i am a sculpture; i am literally the statue of liberty, my thighs straddling new york, and the flaming torch i hold aloft is my ghost lover's impassioned cock that gives me strength and light even in the depths of nuclear winter. (ariel had a bioluminescent cock, the knesset's best-kept secret) Hot
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Jan 30, 2017 23:11
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That's the first thing I thought about when I thought of Israel in relation to this ban. Israelis from those countries already had a hard time getting visas.
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Jan 31, 2017 02:14
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That tweet has also created somewhat of a diplomatic spat in Mexico too. The ambassador is doing his apology tour today.
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Freezer posted:That tweet has also created somewhat of a diplomatic spat in Mexico too. The ambassador is doing his apology tour today. Bibi's social media guru then went on to accuse the leftist media of instigating this disaster. Which was a direct response by the Mexican government to his stupid tweet.
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Jan 31, 2017 02:30
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People who pay attention to non-internet based Israeli media - what's the general reaction to Trump's Holocaust announcement?
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I don't know about offline media, but the condemnation has been nearly universal, with even Trump allies like ZOA and the RJC criticizing it. The sole exception I've seen is from the Israeli government - Avigdor Liberman stated that it was probably just a "mishap or misunderstanding" and that Israel isn't "looking for a fight" with the "friendly" Trump administration, and Netanyahu has pointedly avoided commenting on it.
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The illegal Amona outpost has been finally been evacuated. The deal that the government had reached with the settlers - peaceful evacuation in exchange for half of them being put up in the adjacent plot of land - fell through after the High Court found that the adjacent land was also privately-owned, and somewhere between 10 and 20 police officers were injured by thrown objects as they evacuated the 42 families of Amona and the numerous settler activists who had come to resist the evacuation. At the same time that Amona was being evacuated, however, the government announced the approval of 3,000 new housing units in the West Bank, as well as an entirely new officially-sanctioned settlement in the West Bank - the first in over a quarter-century - that the Amona families would be relocated to. This comes in addition to the 2,500 new West Bank homes and 566 East Jerusalem homes that were approved last week. Meanwhile, even worse is on the horizon. The Settlement Regulation bill, which would retroactively legalize illegal outposts built on privately-owned Palestinian land, is scheduled to come up for a vote next week. Moreover, the right is pushing harder and harder for annexation of the settlements. And, of course, there's the question of the embassy move to Jerusalem. Things are probably going to heat up in a big way.
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Xander77 posted:People who pay attention to non-internet based Israeli media - what's the general reaction to Trump's Holocaust announcement? Funny story relating to that. On the day of the national holocaust memorial, the Likud party held a celebratory event called "The Likudiada" (roughly translates to "Likud Fest") at a resort. When the problematic date for the event started raising some eyebrows, the minister of culture (and star of the event's promotional video) Miri Regev said that she's proud of the organizers because thanks to them the national holocaust memorial day is getting more news cover than it ever did. These people are beyond anything nearing the concept of shame. Nothing matters.
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Main Paineframe posted:The illegal Amona outpost has been finally been evacuated. The deal that the government had reached with the settlers - peaceful evacuation in exchange for half of them being put up in the adjacent plot of land - fell through after the High Court found that the adjacent land was also privately-owned, and somewhere between 10 and 20 police officers were injured by thrown objects as they evacuated the 42 families of Amona and the numerous settler activists who had come to resist the evacuation. There are multiple camps, ranging from annex all of Area C, to annex Maale Adumim. I don't think people are suggesting annexing areas like Amona.
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http://live.jpost.com/Israel-News/Politics-And-Diplomacy/Trump-warns-Israel-Stop-announcing-new-settlements-480446quote:Washington warned Israel on Thursday – in a surprising statement – to cease settlement announcements that are “unilateral” and “undermining” of President Donald Trump’s effort to forge Middle East peace, a senior administration official told The Jerusalem Post Donald Trump: Right once or twice a week.
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I think Trump is a disgrace and a danger to all, but drat if I don't get some shadenfraude at Bibi getting burned hard for betting on him.
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Feb 3, 2017 18:29
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Well, the bill to formally legalise the stealing of more Palestinian land passed.
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Watch this getting zero attention from Trump.
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This bill is in conflict with the Israeli Base Law (Israel doesn't have a constitution and base laws are as close as it gets), it will be struck down by the supreme court, it is actually just an elaborate and expensive show of propaganda from the coalition, even Bibi said in the past it is an illegal bill that will only cause international controversy (I guess this kind of less concerns him now that he's on the hotspot). Honestly Trump has nothing to gain by saying anything about this at the moment, it is also in line with his recommendation not to build new settlements or expand existing ones as the law merely retroactively 'legalizes' existing outposts built on private palestinian land.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:This bill is in conflict with the Israeli Base Law (Israel doesn't have a constitution and base laws are as close as it gets), it will be struck down by the supreme court, it is actually just an elaborate and expensive show of propaganda from the coalition, even Bibi said in the past it is an illegal bill that will only cause international controversy (I guess this kind of less concerns him now that he's on the hotspot). Trump is Trump and will react to anything put before him. If that means a rambling tweet or hasty action is up for debate.
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Feb 7, 2017 09:31
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Israeli warplanes are back to bombing Gaza again, anyone know what that is about?
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FlamingLiberal posted:Israeli warplanes are back to bombing Gaza again, anyone know what that is about? Bombs have an expiration date, after which they're not valid anymore and needs to be scrapped, which is expensive because it's a dangerous and complex task. It's simpler and cheaper -- and so much more rewarding! -- to drop them on some Palestinians just before that date.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Israeli warplanes are back to bombing Gaza again, anyone know what that is about? They were all in response to a single rocket attack, which landed in an unpopulated area and is not thought to have been launched by Hamas. Why the sudden escalation in response? The government has decided they're overdue for another Gaza war and are ramping up tensions on the border. There was a major IDF military exercise on the Gaza border just last weekend, and government ministers have been openly implying that a war is coming soon. Why the sudden push for war? It's not entirely clear, but I suspect Bibi probably wants a distraction right about now. The state comptroller will be releasing a report on the government's handling of the 2014 war, and it's widely expected to be scathing, with leaks showing considerable criticism for various government figures. And although the right has taken for granted that Trump will support them unconditionally, there's indications that the White House isn't necessarily happy with them charging full steam ahead on the more radical parts of their agenda without consulting the US first. A new Gaza war would draw attention away from domestic agendas and scandals for a while, and could help to bolster Israel's relationship with Trump.
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Honestly, I'm not sure if Gaza can handle another war so soon after the last one (at least in the sense that they haven't even repaired a lot (most?) of the damage from it yet).
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Ytlaya posted:Honestly, I'm not sure if Gaza can handle another war so soon after the last one (at least in the sense that they haven't even repaired a lot (most?) of the damage from it yet). This one is actually running behind schedule. Usually it's once every two years. Been a little bit more of a breather for Gaza.
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Ytlaya posted:Honestly, I'm not sure if Gaza can handle another war so soon after the last one (at least in the sense that they haven't even repaired a lot (most?) of the damage from it yet). Well it's not like last time they had repaired the damage from the bombing before the last bombing that happened so  But hey, kind of hard to repair anything or build anything when you are a walled in ghetto sieged by bunch of apartheid colonialists interested in all the lebensraum they can get but, hey it's not like that is a new lesson.
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There's no indication even the likes of Naftali Bennett have any territorial designs on Gaza. The severity of response is one thing, but in all of the Gaza wars, Israel was provoked. In 2014, after the Israeli teens were abducted (by a rogue Hamas cell that is largely agreed was not acting on orders from leadership, who were eager to prevent a hot war), Israel responded by cracking down on Hamas in the West Bank. The war didn't start until the back and forth rogue rocket attacks and Israeli strikes led to a Hamas rocket attack from Gaza. That's when the actual war started., and it escalated when Hamas proved unable to control rogue factions. The idea that the war was completely unprovoked or motivated by the desire to settle Gaza is laughable. Hamas repeatedly rejected a ceasefire in the early stages because they wanted everyone rounded up in the West Bank to be released.
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Kim Jong Il posted:The severity of response is one thing, but in all of the Gaza wars, Israel was provoked. just like how someone's wife provokes them by burning the pot roast or mouthing off
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Volkerball posted:This one is actually running behind schedule. Usually it's once every two years. Been a little bit more of a breather for Gaza. I was under the impression the last attack caused even more infrastructure damage than usual, though, and due to a lack of construction materials allowed into the area they couldn't repair much. Kim Jong Il posted:The severity of response is one thing, but in all of the Gaza wars, Israel was provoked. In 2014, after the Israeli teens were abducted (by a rogue Hamas cell that is largely agreed was not acting on orders from leadership, who were eager to prevent a hot war), Israel responded by cracking down on Hamas in the West Bank. The war didn't start until the back and forth rogue rocket attacks and Israeli strikes led to a Hamas rocket attack from Gaza. That's when the actual war started., and it escalated when Hamas proved unable to control rogue factions. The idea that the war was completely unprovoked or motivated by the desire to settle Gaza is laughable. Hamas repeatedly rejected a ceasefire in the early stages because they wanted everyone rounded up in the West Bank to be released. lol, using this logic Israel is constantly provoking Palestinians non-stop. You act like Israel somehow has no control over its own actions.
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Kim Jong Il posted:There's no indication even the likes of Naftali Bennett have any territorial designs on Gaza. A) Making the argument that Israel was provoked when it existed far before HAMAS is ludicrous, the entire organization would not exist without Israeli provocations regarding it's apartheid and colonialist policy. One may disagree with the methods of a lovely terrorist organization without believing it sprung from an evil hole fully formed. All this "who started this poo poo" just takes you all the way to the ancient times and is an useless exercise in futility. EDIT: Perhaps you also might wish to explain why there is "Palestinians" when it comes to them attacking Israel but "West Bank" and "Gaza" when it comes to Israel attacking them, because either Hamas is an obstacle to peace or an separate organization that shouldn't have anything to do with Israel's refusal to stop colonizing West Bank? B) Israel has plenty of ongoing territorial designs on Gaza, from the buffer zone that contains about a third of its arable land to exploiting it's sea-based resources, the fact that you are seemingly unaware of this does not change this. DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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