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Someone is confusing vigilante with thuggery. You are a paid thug, a hired goon. Also NOT AN ADDICT, lol. Mail order wife ends predictably, idiot still doesn't understand what happened.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 15:47 |
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ughhhh can't decide about second one, it sounds kinda bullshit like babytalk leading to criminal charges but also goony stuff like hating vegetables? Vigilante goon please link me to your rp server it sounds cool
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 15:51 |
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8 Ball posted:ughhhh can't decide about second one, it sounds kinda bullshit like babytalk leading to criminal charges but also goony stuff like hating vegetables? He decided to make a baby and was arrested for attempted rape. But he's just going to handwave away that story.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 15:57 |
I just can't imagine a funnier combination of words then 'I have a cocaine habit now (NOT AN ADDICTION)'.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:19 |
yeah so i beat people up to make my coke habit sustainable but I ain't no addict no sir
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:20 |
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loquacius posted:it's like a really trailer-trash version of the Robert De Niro half of The Godfather Part 2 From green card marriage to US citizenship is 3 years minimum, not 'a few months', BTW, and that's if you remain married that whole time which the OP specifically said didn't happen. So that one is 100% bullshit. feedmegin fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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Vigilante stories are allllll bullshit. Anyone with 200 bucks and a clean record can buy a gun here in America; its been like this for centuries. Someone would have shut his rear end down.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:43 |
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feedmegin posted:From green card marriage to US citizenship is 3 years minimum, not 'a few months', BTW, and that's if you remain married that whole time which the OP specifically said didn't happen. So that one is 100% bullshit. He also put in a throw-away line about "too many vegetables and spices" because that's what a fat American goon nerd would find wrong with Asian cooking for sure. 1.5/5
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 17:46 |
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Osric posted:What do you think a minority is? They are people who are a minority in your country, their origins are entirely explicable and mundane; they come from other countries, or lived in your country before the majority population and were displaced by them. lmbo you loving retard
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 18:03 |
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The Asian bride confession follows the classic fake formula. It opens innocently enough with a plausible premise and then throws out a shocking off hand comment before gradually getting more and more absurd.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 18:25 |
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The Management posted:Someone is confusing vigilante with thuggery. You are a paid thug, a hired goon. Also NOT AN ADDICT, lol. Every employer's worst mistake.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 18:44 |
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I too like to snort coke and jerk off to Soldier of Fortune
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:54 |
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I don't know why someone would make up a bad fake story to tell us how lame and busted they could be in some fantasy. Guess they want to be cucked by the forum?
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 20:43 |
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got a real roller-coaster ride for you guys tonightquote:My dad is rich, especially for the farm town we grew up in. My mom died giving birth to my baby brother, and Dad was considered the rich bachelor all the single women wanted to marry. He loved my mom and lot and didn't date for years, but eventually married Debbie when I was 16 and my brother was 8. It was super long though so here's the shortest one I have quote:I download RPG books and read them. I have a couple hundred books and it grows every week. I am sad I will never get to play them and I am way to intimidated by Trad Games to try and join one of their games. Not for the social aspect, I just don't want to look stupid. There are any number of ways to get into games of all experience levels, and if you have literally read a couple hundred RPG books you probably have it down well enough to be able to handle, say, a D&D 4E or Paranoia game without actually looking stupid
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 04:32 |
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We were all n00bs once, timid RPGoon. A good group knows this, and won't give you poo poo; hell, they're generally glad to help someone who wants in on their pretend murderhobo games
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 04:44 |
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Congrats on getting away with murder. Sorry about the tumor. Can't complain too much I guess.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 05:01 |
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RPG goon I hadn't played a trad game in about 10 years when I signed up for a live game. I was nervous and made some mistakes, but it was a blast and no one cared about my mistakes. Just play and know that no one cares.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 13:47 |
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To the Goon that fixed that stupid sadistic abusive piece of poo poo, good on you. She sounds like every villain on that ID show Deadly Women. You did what you had to do, she would've finished your dad for his money, then finished you guys and maybe many more. You defended yourself and your family. Now she is exactly where she deserves to be. I really hope you are able to defeat your malady and get well. To the RPG Goon, if you've read the books The Witcher is based on just buy The Witcher 3 complete edition. It really is the greatest RPG ever made.
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NurhacisUrn posted:To the RPG Goon, if you've read the books The Witcher is based on just buy The Witcher 3 complete edition. It really is the greatest RPG ever made. He was talking about a different kind of RPG but yes this is still good advice
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 14:39 |
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quote:I've been married to my wife for the past 5 years. For the past couple years I've noticed my wife has been less and less in the mood for sex and has started to get pretty thin and unhealthy looking. I had my suspicions about drugs (which I wouldn't judge her for necessarily, I have a pretty bad coke habit to stay focused on work), but it all came to a head a couple weeks ago when she went out for "drinks" one night with friends, which happens very often. A couple hours later, I get a call saying she is going to be visiting her family for a few days and they live somewhere without cell reception so I can't talk to her. I am not a lawyer but I don't think you can get screwed in a divorce if the reason for it happening is that your wife had been concealing a drug addiction and multiple prostitution arrests from you like you're probably in the clear here (also again lol at cocaine "habit". Addictions are for poor-people drugs) quote:All of this incel talk has made me want to write this up, since I've never told anyone what essentially is my life story. I'm skeptical of this one (it seems too much like a morality play) but it's a good counterweight to the incel stuff so I wonder how many legit incels are actually named Chad
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 14:45 |
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please stop posting the stupid incel stories
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 14:53 |
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If junkie-whore wife lives in a community-property state, cokefiend hubby's gonna get screwed regardless. Best bet is probably just quit loving her until your coke addiction gets so bad you're both broke, then split up.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 15:54 |
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Divorcing you hoor wife should be easy and relatively profitable for you, confession writer. Go do coke until your nose falls off.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 15:59 |
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loquacius posted:
It rings true to me because it rings true for me. I, and I imagine a lot of dudes, fit the proto-incel template in high school because we were children playing with live grenades. "Be good and you'll be rewarded" and "be nice" are complimentary lessons that little kids need to learn and they work well enough for a general society like a school to function. The problem is they're taught "what to do" from kindergarten on and it's just assumed kids will figure out the "why" as they grow up. I think it's only partially a failing of the educational system because the brain development to recognize Suzy as a human being who is just as complex as I am kicks in differently for each kid. It's still a failing though because we teach little kids to deal with emotions but when Middle School rolls around social education gets tossed out the window for core classes and "here's how you make a baby please don't." I cringe at the memories I have of how I treated women in high school. The person most responsible for me being a reasonably well-adjusted adult is this girl named Liz who dumped my Nice Guy rear end right before graduation. I joined the Army out of humiliation, got the gently caress out of town, got some self confidence and figured it out. To be clear, joining the Army is also a stupid idea, it's just a way less stupid idea than joining an Internet cult about hating the women that you want to gently caress so bad.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 16:49 |
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I don't even read these confessions, my eyes just sort of glaze over. It's not so difficult to find a woman who wants the sex, because it's a basic human desire but people have this amazing talent to get locked up in their own thoughts and complexes. I feel the biggest problem these days is that people are completely unable to communicate and things like the internet and social networks add to that because they're echo chambers where people don't talk with each other, but at each other. They also provide distraction and supplements forthe basic human need of contact until some guys suddenly wake up with 36 and realize they never even went on a date. Sad but not dramatic either. Everyone lives at their own pace and for themselves. Comparisons to other people are not very useful because you just aren't them. I don't get why this is so hard to understand for some.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 17:30 |
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bradzilla posted:please stop posting the stupid incel stories then stop writing them
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 21:41 |
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Pretend I copy pasted the rpg book confession here and it's me. I also read Warhammer 40k books.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 21:45 |
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my confession is that I wrote like, half of these confessions. Except the gay Ulillillillia torture fetishist. That guy is just sick
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 22:14 |
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me and a bunch of people at work played dungeons and dragons for the first time in like november with a new employee who knew what to do was DM while we all drank. Is it supposed to be taken seriously because we certainly weren't taking it seriously
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 22:51 |
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D&D sounds really fun but I don't know anyone who's into that kinda thing.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 22:52 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:D&D sounds really fun but I don't know anyone who's into that kinda thing. it's kinda more fun watching harmonquest, but it can provide some fun
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Fitzy Fitz posted:D&D sounds really fun but I don't know anyone who's into that kinda thing. only 1 person needs to know what tey're doing to be DM then everyone else can just treat it like a drinking game
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 22:58 |
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RPGs can be played however seriously you want to, that's like the whole point, they're essentially just a basic set of rules to get you all on the same page so you and your friends to play make believe without it being all NUHUH I WOULD TOTALLY BEAT YOU UP BECAUSE I'M BIGGER AND COOLER AND STRONGER AND STUFF! Although that said if you wanna play while drunk there are other systems that are better than DnD for that because they simplify things down even further.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 23:39 |
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quote:I download RPG books and read them. I have a couple hundred books and it grows every week. I am sad I will never get to play them and I am way to intimidated by Trad Games to try and join one of their games. Not for the social aspect, I just don't want to look stupid. New people make mistakes, sometimes stupid mistakes. Nothing wrong with that. You just learn from your mistakes and move on. I think a lot of people in TG that run games are willing to help out new people who want to be in their games.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 23:53 |
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Drinking and Dicing is a time honored DnD tradition and if the DM isn't getting drunker than the players then you aren't doing it right.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 23:54 |
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Arkanomen posted:Drinking and Dicing is a time honored DnD tradition and if the DM isn't getting drunker than the players then you aren't doing it right. DMs need to be well plied to allow for sweet "house rules", I would like to play with Spencer from harmontown though, that dude has stuff and is just pedantic to be enjoyable as a DM
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 23:56 |
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VanSandman posted:Divorcing you hoor wife should be easy and relatively profitable for you, confession writer. Go do coke until your nose falls off. paging the goon who made his junkie wife OD in the bathtub
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# ? Jan 30, 2017 10:41 |
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quote:I have no idea if a movie or TV show is "bad" or "good". I have enjoyed every movie I've ever seen, and although I have some I like a little bit more, they're all about the same level for me. yeah no offense I'm with her on this one The guy who's dealing with mental issues and stalked his ex posted a response to people's thread reactions: quote:I know that "stable poly" is hilarious as well. That was how she described it, because she had a longtime boyfriend who they had a child with and a bunch of other random people that flitted in and out. This is from an outsider's perspective, but it didn't seem stable to me. At the time I tended to buy into whatever she said no matter what my personal misgivings were, though. She could have gotten me to believe that the moon was my rear end in a top hat and that I shat out Jupiter. My weekend was pretty good, thanks! (yeah that doesn't sound stable to me either)
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# ? Jan 30, 2017 14:44 |
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Dude with literally no taste probably has a brain issue? It's not like he has bad taste, he really just cannot recognize quality or style. Sounds like a job for the local university's research department.
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"I like things that just happened to me" sounds like some kind of impaired executive function tbh. I wonder if he has difficulty with abstract planning or reading. Edit: also the idea that you need a bachelor's education to fully appreciate Indiana Jones is loving hilarious. Eikre fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jan 30, 2017 |
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