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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Mike-o posted:

suck my dick ralp you stupid bitch

# ? Jan 28, 2017 01:23

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tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

suck my dick ralp you stupid bitch

# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:38

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Jan 28, 2017 02:47

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I know he was just about universally hated but what were the key things he did

# ? Jan 28, 2017 04:03

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

suck my dick ralp you stupid bitch

# ? Jan 28, 2017 04:06

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I know he was just about universally hated but what were the key things he did

Destroyed the forums a couple of years ago when he was an admin and tried to rename FYAD.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:02

Arc Light: Sep 26, 2013

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I know he was just about universally hated but what were the key things he did

After Shim didn't bend the knee to him, Ralp banned him a bunch of times. Whenever Shim would rereg, Ralp would sift through Shim's old posts from months back to find anything that might violate forum rules, and then ban him for that. Hence why Shim rereg'd under a new name.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:23

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Why are the forum admins such massive drama bitches

# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:27

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Holy

at the Lexus segment in the new Grand Tour episode.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:27

SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

Pouring a little out for a homie that aint with us no more (John Hurt).

# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:38

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Pouring a little out for a homie that aint with us no more (John Hurt).

My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:44

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Naked Bear posted:

Holy at the Lexus segment in the new Grand Tour episode.

its really gotten into it's stride

i laughed really hard at the animal IEDs

# ? Jan 28, 2017 05:48

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again

# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:28

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Naked Bear posted:

Holy at the Lexus segment in the new Grand Tour episode.

I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD HOW TO GET HERE I'M ALREADY HERE!!!

# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:42

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

that was a really good episode

the SUV segment was great

# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:44

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

I loving lost it when they just tossed birds out onto the track. Fantastic episode.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 06:59

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Steve Bannon is behind all of this really odious poo poo, right?

# ? Jan 28, 2017 09:08

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

I hate pretentious bitches.

"What do you do?"
"Plumbing"
"Have a nice night"

# ? Jan 28, 2017 09:40

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

posting to check my post history because I think ralp banned me

edit: yes lol

# ? Jan 28, 2017 11:00

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I hate pretentious bitches.

"What do you do?"
"Plumbing"
"Have a nice night"

did you tell her it's union and you make more than she ever will with her psychology degree

# ? Jan 28, 2017 11:15

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

better than the gold digging bitches that work at timmies (dunkin donuts for you yanks)

i dont know how many guys at work lose almost half their pay cause of that

# ? Jan 28, 2017 14:33

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Deathy McDeath posted:

Steve Bannon is behind all of this really odious poo poo, right?

Probably. The executive order on refuges is one thing. It's the exemption to Christians that's eye opening.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 14:45

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/NatGeo/status/825357782203260929

# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:14

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Buca di Bepis posted:

Why are the forum admins such massive drama bitches

I dunno man, you couldn't pay me to do that poo poo. And yet all these gently caress ups jump at the chance.

Unrelated, I finally watched Rick and Morty. My brother made me watch the episode with the psychic parasites. It was so loving funny. I'm sorry I didn't listen to you guys earlier, but most of the time people recommend a "hilarious" cartoon it turns out like Family Guy.

So yeah if you're on the fence about R&M watch that poo poo.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:33

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

I tell people to watch the Mr. Meeseeks episode if they're on the fence. If they don't like it after that, kill them as they are likely lizard people.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 16:40

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

I don't think there's one thing that anyone on GiP has suggested as a whole that hasn't been good.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:05

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

One advantage of my cerebral ballsy is that almost all the pain from my snip a few days ago has been inguinal pain so its nothing different than what I've felt every day for 5 years. Outside of a quarter sized bruise on my sack I'm basically the same as I was before. I've got a bottle full of pain meds I haven't even been taking because I don't need them.

# ? Jan 28, 2017 19:08