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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Jokes that are 17 years too late but remain timeless

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/thursday-night-dodgeball/

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Febreeze posted:

Jokes that are 17 years too late but remain timeless

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/thursday-night-dodgeball/

Niiice

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
wait hollup there's NFL dudes playing dodgeball tonight?

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


TDP on point rn

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

God drat. That's a top 10 comic, Febreeze.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:


I need a new avatar and Jalen Ramsey is like the only guy worth a poo poo on the Jags right now. That work? :)

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Oh I just got a new Febreeze-a-tar, but I had an idea:

Can I get the Cards' David Johnson toting some moneybags? I had a hiccup in the goon madden league where I ended up paying him something like a $75m signing bonus, requiring the commissioner to step in to fix my cap, and renaming him to Moneybags Johnson in the process. :allears:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:


I'd love one if you're up for incorporating the Judge Dredd helmet still.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:


I'd still love a Brees Chir avatar, just slinging 5,000 yard seasons nonstop.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Cactus Jack posted:

I need a new avatar and Jalen Ramsey is like the only guy worth a poo poo on the Jags right now. That work? :)

Won't be able to finish this one tonight, but it's in the works!

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I didn't think I needed any more reason to root for the Falcons, and yet Febreeze gave us one.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
:swoon:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:


I miss having a Vikings avatar, but I'm not sure how you'd fit Mike Zimmer executing TJ Clemmings with a .45 behind a wood shed within the size limit. Then again, the idea of Everson Griffen as a Olde English tabard style griffin, so maybe I'm just weird.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

matt ryan as the juggernaut

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Thaddius the Large posted:

I miss having a Vikings avatar, but I'm not sure how you'd fit Mike Zimmer executing TJ Clemmings with a .45 behind a wood shed within the size limit. Then again, the idea of Everson Griffen as a Olde English tabard style griffin, so maybe I'm just weird.

grumpy eyepatch Zimmer?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

a patagonian cavy posted:

grumpy eyepatch Zimmer?

Zimmer as Odin is actually fairly appropriate, nice thinking.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Thaddius the Large posted:

Zimmer as Odin is actually fairly appropriate, nice thinking.

"Rodgers Bullshit? gently caress, just start Ragnarok already and get it over with"

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:


Joe Thomas in his pre snap stance please?

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Cactus Jack posted:

I need a new avatar and Jalen Ramsey is like the only guy worth a poo poo on the Jags right now. That work? :)

Done!


Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
Is there any way I could get Jadaveon Clowney looking like he's about to bear hug someone?

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Can I make my request contingent on the outcome of the Superbowl? :ninja:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey daleond having sex with the person looking at the avatar

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

JPrime posted:

Oh I just got a new Febreeze-a-tar, but I had an idea:

Can I get the Cards' David Johnson toting some moneybags? I had a hiccup in the goon madden league where I ended up paying him something like a $75m signing bonus, requiring the commissioner to step in to fix my cap, and renaming him to Moneybags Johnson in the process. :allears:

I took some liberties, but I think this will work :)

also that story is hilarious

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Chichevache posted:

I'd love one if you're up for incorporating the Judge Dredd helmet still.

What are you looking for, specifically?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

Not sure how many of the last requests were serious, but I need a new av and will take a Von Miller one please (or another Bronco of your choice if you have one you'd like to draw).

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

:swoon: text ideas, goons?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
NaVorro Bowman with robot legs if you are still taking requests. Hunter Pence crazy eyes are woefully out of date.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TheChirurgeon posted:

What are you looking for, specifically?

Shoot, I was cool with whatever interpretation you felt was fun.:shrug: Maybe Sherman or Bennett threatening a reporter, if that isn't too much detail. Frankly, I'd be honored for whatever you felt up to doing.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

JPrime posted:

:swoon: text ideas, goons?

I couldn't find any good Scrooge McDuck quotes, but that pile of gold made me think of someone else...

And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything... You see that hole, and you grab it.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

TheChirurgeon posted:

I'm making avatars. Probably like 10 of them. Maybe more. Who wants one?

As usual, don't ask if you don't plan to use it.

Previous round:


A Raiders avatar would be welcomed (either Carr or Mack). Thank you.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Mason Crosby would be cool

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Silly Burrito posted:

I'd still love a Brees Chir avatar, just slinging 5,000 yard seasons nonstop.

Boom, done! Huge pain in the rear end, and an old joke, and anime as gently caress, but I'm very happy with the result. Enjoy!


IT'S OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAAND

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

TheChirurgeon posted:

Boom, done! Huge pain in the rear end, and an old joke, and anime as gently caress, but I'm very happy with the result. Enjoy!


IT'S OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAAND
I'm a Panthers fan, but I still respect game. Brees is an artist and his medium is passing yards. Great job TheChirurgeon.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

That is some good poo poo

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

TheChirurgeon posted:

Boom, done! Huge pain in the rear end, and an old joke, and anime as gently caress, but I'm very happy with the result. Enjoy!


IT'S OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAAND

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gently caress yes.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TheChirurgeon posted:

Boom, done! Huge pain in the rear end, and an old joke, and anime as gently caress, but I'm very happy with the result. Enjoy!


IT'S OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAAND

Source images:





God drat. That's a top 10 all time av. :golfclap:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That owns.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
a very good piece of fart

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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TheChirurgeon posted:

Boom, done! Huge pain in the rear end, and an old joke, and anime as gently caress, but I'm very happy with the result. Enjoy!


IT'S OVER FIVE THOUSAAAAAAND

Source images:





Holy poo poo, that owns. Bought immediately, thank you very much!!!

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